Dusk-You-n-Me: And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free, because they're made of metal, and robots are strong.



Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.

Dusk-You-n-Me: And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free, because they're made of metal, and robots are strong.

You post that, but you don't post a link to the video?

Link (new window)

Do I have to do everything around here?

Thanks for sharing, Fidel.



//Follow-up: What do the muslims call cancer? In-Fidel.

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

I want Zombie Castro to hurry up and die so we can drop the embargo and start importing cigars, short stops and dat ass.

Can this be a hot Cuban chick thread?

coeyagi: //Follow-up: What do the muslims call cancer? In-Fidel.

*tweet* Bad pun misconduct; five minutes in the penalty box.

"Castro then argued that 90 percent of Americans would vote for the robot over any current candidate."

I, for one, welcome our new robotic overlords.

no talent ass clown: I want Zombie Castro to hurry up and die so we can drop the embargo and start importing cigars, short stops and dat ass.

Can this be a hot Cuban chick thread?

Only if people promise not to post pics of them that include below the waist.

//not impressed with "dat ass", especially if I can use it as a stepstool.

qorkfiend: coeyagi: //Follow-up: What do the muslims call cancer? In-Fidel.

*tweet* Bad pun misconduct; five minutes in the penalty box.

You laughed on the very very very inside.

Approves.

RexTalionis: Ah, finally, Mitt Romney's got the coveted despotic Communist dictator endorsement.

Robot could be useful, as long as we pay attention when he goes "Danger, Will Robinson!"

John Quincy Adding Machine in a blow out. And a slaughter as well.

If somebody has already been president but they're also a robot now, can they still be robo-president?

My case: Mecha Roosevelt (new window)

Don't blame me, I voted for Robot Kodos.

coeyagi: qorkfiend: coeyagi: //Follow-up: What do the muslims call cancer? In-Fidel.

*tweet* Bad pun misconduct; five minutes in the penalty box.

You laughed on the very very very inside.

Sadly, yes. That's why I decided on five minutes instead of two.

You know a robot President might not be all bad....


1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

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Robot? (new window)

I thought of this one:
Link (new window) - I know, he's VP, but only a heartbeat away!

But it raises the question - who will program the programmers?

Sock Ruh Tease: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x400]
Approves.

Wait? Where is that? Is that from New Vegas?

Heh. I thought Castro was dead.

That's funny coming from a guy with a robot anus.


It's true, look it up.

Philip Francis Queeg: You know a robot President might not be all bad....


1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.

A good robot president will have to follow the Zeroth Law^ also.

You gotta admit, the man is funny :P

Fidel has a good point. Given the continuity of policies from president-to-president and the consistency of governance (if you can call it that) no matter which party is in power, they might as well be robots. Or potted plants. Maybe an old 2X4 or a candybar wrapper. Who cares?

That was a joke?

/haha fat chance

shmashmortion: If somebody has already been president but they're also a robot now, can they still be robo-president?

My case: Mecha Roosevelt (new window)

Futurama did it.

I, for one, welcome our robot overlords.

physt: Sock Ruh Tease: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x400]
Approves.

Wait? Where is that? Is that from New Vegas?

Fallout 3, actually.

Sock Ruh Tease: physt: Sock Ruh Tease: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x400]
Approves.

Wait? Where is that? Is that from New Vegas?

Fallout 3, actually.

Oh Right... it's been so long I didn't recognize that scene. It's John Henry Eden.

/Robot Presnit: Fallout 3 did.

BEEP BEEP BOOP, MAGGOT!

crab66: shmashmortion: If somebody has already been president but they're also a robot now, can they still be robo-president?

My case: Mecha Roosevelt (new window)

Futurama did it.

Wasn't America.

May death come swiftly to his enemies.

Stop with this "Mitt is a robot" garbage. He's an android. They look way more human.

shmashmortion: Wasn't America.

Close enough.

casual disregard: Petey4335: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x426]

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Buck Rogers never happened. Period.

I will personally invent a time machine for the sole purpose of deleting Buck Rogers.

Why would you want to delete this?

Philip Francis Queeg: casual disregard: Petey4335: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x426]

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Buck Rogers never happened. Period.

I will personally invent a time machine for the sole purpose of deleting Buck Rogers.

Why would you want to delete this?

[www.motcombe.com image 640x360]

She's hot, but I thought the enemy princess was hotter. Course, I was 8 back then.

Season 2 was a mess.