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2012-01-11 12:33:33 AM
They're trying to move to LA subby. They're trying to out "Major League" san diego
 
2012-01-11 12:34:48 AM
Norv Turner: They're trying to move to LA subby. They're trying to out "Major League" san diego

It's nice you're that self-aware, Norv.
 
2012-01-11 01:01:19 AM
Norv Turner: They're trying to move to LA subby. They're trying to out "Major League" san diego

If they were doing that, they would have hired Brian Schottenheimer.

/bye bye Brian!
 
2012-01-11 01:41:00 AM
Norv Turner: They're trying to move to LA subby. They're trying to out "Major League" san diego

Not happenin'.

/hopefully
 
2012-01-11 01:59:54 AM
He wasn't even responsible for the 2 points.

/obviously
 
2012-01-11 02:12:21 AM
That's a load of mularkey, right there.
 
2012-01-11 02:38:21 AM
Damnit Norv!
 
2012-01-11 02:55:36 AM
Thank god this guy was terrible.

If they were trying to move he is the perfect shiatty coach to push them further into the basement.
 
2012-01-11 03:16:34 AM
In other news, shiat. Would've wanted him to stay where he was.
 
2012-01-11 04:23:38 AM
I'm curious to see what Bunny's reaction to this is going to be. The Falcons shiat the bed in the playoffs, but they did make the playoffs. I don't really pay attention to the NFC South so I have no idea if their offensive numbers were more a result of good play & coaching or weak competition. In any event, it'll be interesting to see what the guy can do without Matty Cool Ice/Matty Icy Hot Stuntaz.
 
2012-01-11 05:41:30 AM
Take the guy who took a Ferrari and broke the clutch trying to get it out of park and put him in charge of your race team. That will go well.

/wish he stayed with Atlanta also
//maybe the next guy will be worse
 
2012-01-11 06:05:30 AM
KHAN!
 
2012-01-11 06:08:37 AM
If the Jaguars wanted to score more points, they should have hired the defensive coordinator.
 
2012-01-11 07:36:30 AM
Malarkey. Malarkey's slang for "bullshiat," isn't it?

www.gonemovies.com
 
2012-01-11 07:58:01 AM
FuManchu7: Take the guy who took a Ferrari and broke the clutch trying to get it out of park and put him in charge of your race team. That will go well.

/wish he stayed with Atlanta also
//maybe the next guy will be worse


Really? Who are they gonna hire to be worse? They could have a dog bark out the plays and do a better job than this dumb fark.
 
2012-01-11 08:04:37 AM
The Jaguars hope he can do the same with Blaine Gabbert, who struggled in his first season.

Jacksonville has hitched their wagon to a tree stump if they think Gabbert is their future QB.
 
2012-01-11 08:36:12 AM
Norv Turner: They're trying to move to LA subby. They're trying to out "Major League" san diego

farm4.staticflickr.com

Norv Away
 
2012-01-11 08:42:42 AM
It could've been worse.

They could've hired the LSU offensive coordinator.
 
2012-01-11 08:46:23 AM
As a Falcons fan I say GOOD MOVE JACKSONVILLE!
 
2012-01-11 09:21:21 AM
Best In The World: "Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible." - St. Francis of Assisi

It's too bad da Jags aren't better. Me and my play cousin were all about them when we was like 7 or 8 and they got the best uniforms and apparel. Like, who wouldn't rock this shirt? It's classic
[www.teesnthings.com image 275x275]

But right now my top teams to wear gear from are:
Cowboys (can't go wrong, always look solid and classy with the star)
Packers (who hates a winner)
Giants (Gritty team, when you pop a Giants collar you got Jay Z's New York in your head. That's my confidence gear, bro.)
Denver (Tebow moves the needle and girls think you're hip when you throw on the Brony)
49ers (again, classic, old school. I have a Rice jersey and all my boys always compliment it. I threw down the paper on the official too because it ain't like now where you can pay big money on a Braylon Edwards only to have him cut then your ass looks Goodwill)
Steelers (probably not going to wear anymore Gold & Black right now but next year if they got hot I'll pull my Bettis out of the closet)

One of my favorite teams is the Pats but I don't like their outfits.


Started to rage, saw who posted....

images.wikia.com
 
2012-01-11 10:25:54 AM
I happened to be in Atlanta the week that they played Jacksonville on Thursday night, so I went to the game. That was as much of an ass-kicking as I've ever seen. Maybe the Jags are just going by that.

Really, I have to thank this year's Atlanta Falcons. They entertained me when I went to their game, and then they laid an egg against the Giants in the playoffs. It's like they played with me in mind.
 
2012-01-11 10:36:35 AM
Only in major league sports-all 4-is it possible to be sub .500 in your previous head coaching experience and still get another multi-million dollar head coaching job. Why hire a retread? Hell, I would have taken the interim coach in Miami for the miracle he pulled with that team down the stretch.
 
2012-01-11 10:46:09 AM
Poison: Only in major league sports-all 4-is it possible to be sub .500 in your previous head coaching experience and still get another multi-million dollar head coaching job. Why hire a retread? Hell, I would have taken the interim coach in Miami for the miracle he pulled with that team down the stretch.

While I agree with your overall point, don't let Miami's record and their 0-7 start fool you. They were better than that. Despite being 6-10, they actually outscored their opponents (which is one of the craziest stats to come out of this season). A lot of their losses were close, and 4 of the teams they lost to at the start of the year ended up in the playoffs.
 
2012-01-11 10:52:07 AM
Poison: Why hire a retread?

"Mentally handicapped" is the preferred nomenclature, Dude.
 
2012-01-11 10:53:24 AM
smurfco: Poison: Why hire a retread?

"Mentally handicapped" is the preferred nomenclature, Dude.


Glad it wasn't just me who misread that, lol.
 
2012-01-11 11:19:26 AM
Last year, the Broncos hired the only NFL coach with a worse 2010 record than McDaniel. Worked out pretty well for them.
 
2012-01-11 11:30:28 AM
Balrog: Last year, the Broncos hired the only NFL coach with a worse 2010 record than McDaniel. Worked out pretty well for them.

True, but at least John Fox had a history of being a good NFL coach. A lot of his Panthers teams were pretty damn good, he was just coming off a year where the team had bottomed out with horrible QB's. Can't really say the same for Mularkey.
 
2012-01-11 11:36:08 AM
FreakinB: Balrog: Last year, the Broncos hired the only NFL coach with a worse 2010 record than McDaniel. Worked out pretty well for them.

True, but at least John Fox had a history of being a good NFL coach. A lot of his Panthers teams were pretty damn good, he was just coming off a year where the team had bottomed out with horrible QB's. Can't really say the same for Mularkey.


Regression to the mean: We don't give all the random factors enough credit for performance (either good or bad). Mularkey isn't as bad as that playoff performance would indicate either, all things considered, for the same reason. If I had the money to spare, I'd wager $1000 right now that the Jags will do better in 2012 than they did in 2011 by at least 3 games just based on that understanding of statistics.
 
2012-01-11 11:40:33 AM
Poison: Only in major league sports-all 4-is it possible to be sub .500 in your previous head coaching experience and still get another multi-million dollar head coaching job. Why hire a retread? Hell, I would have taken the interim coach in Miami for the miracle he pulled with that team down the stretch.

Yeah, why would a team hire a coach like Bill Belichick after his terrible stint with the Browns?

My point isn't that Mularkey will be a good head coach, just that we don't know if he's a "retread" after just two seasons as a head coach. Hiring a Marty Schottenheimer, Norv Turner, or Wade Phillips would be hiring a retread. You need to have more than one opportunity with more than one team. If Mularkey fails in Jacksonville then he's a retread for any other team that hires him as a head coach.
 
2012-01-11 11:45:28 AM
Kome: FreakinB: Balrog: Last year, the Broncos hired the only NFL coach with a worse 2010 record than McDaniel. Worked out pretty well for them.

True, but at least John Fox had a history of being a good NFL coach. A lot of his Panthers teams were pretty damn good, he was just coming off a year where the team had bottomed out with horrible QB's. Can't really say the same for Mularkey.

Regression to the mean: We don't give all the random factors enough credit for performance (either good or bad). Mularkey isn't as bad as that playoff performance would indicate either, all things considered, for the same reason. If I had the money to spare, I'd wager $1000 right now that the Jags will do better in 2012 than they did in 2011 by at least 3 games just based on that understanding of statistics.


I'm not basing my opinion of Mularkey on one playoff game. I'm basing it on the fact in Mularkey's only previous head coaching experience, the Bills got worse. Maybe I'm wrong. But if I were the Jags I'd be taking my chances with someone who hasn't been a head coach before.

That said, I seriously doubt that much is happening for them next year unless they do major work on the roster. Barring a major improvement from Gabbert that I don't see coming, really their only skill-position player on offense that's worth a damn is MJD. And he's worth about 5 damns, but he can't do it alone. Their O-Line was unimpressive from what little I've seen of it. Their D is actually solid but nothing spectacular. I think it's a while before it gets much better.
 
2012-01-11 12:14:51 PM
Kome: If I had the money to spare, I'd wager $1000 right now that the Jags will do better in 2012 than they did in 2011 by at least 3 games just based on that understanding of statistics. MJD

ftfy
 
2012-01-11 12:16:39 PM
FreakinB: Balrog: Last year, the Broncos hired the only NFL coach with a worse 2010 record than McDaniel. Worked out pretty well for them.

True, but at least John Fox had a history of being a good NFL coach. A lot of his Panthers teams were pretty damn good, he was just coming off a year where the team had bottomed out with horrible QB's. Can't really say the same for Mularkey.


didn't he also lead the Giants to the Super Bowl (the one they lost to the Ravens?)
 
2012-01-11 12:18:53 PM
saintstryfe: FreakinB: Balrog: Last year, the Broncos hired the only NFL coach with a worse 2010 record than McDaniel. Worked out pretty well for them.

True, but at least John Fox had a history of being a good NFL coach. A lot of his Panthers teams were pretty damn good, he was just coming off a year where the team had bottomed out with horrible QB's. Can't really say the same for Mularkey.

didn't he also lead the Giants to the Super Bowl (the one they lost to the Ravens?)


Fox was the defensive coordinator and Sean Payton was the offensive coordinator. Jim Fassel was the head coach. That sounds so hilariously backwards now.
 
2012-01-11 12:31:20 PM
Polish Hussar: I don't really pay attention to the NFC South so I have no idea if their offensive numbers were more a result of good play & coaching or weak competition.

The rest of 2011 NFC South consisted of:

-Saints: "D? fark that shiat, we got Drew Brees!"
-Panthers: a defense comprised entirely of third-stringers and random hobos they found outside the stadium any given day and suited up (and Captain Munnerlyn)
-Bucs: winner of the Greater Tampa Bay Area under-12 Pee Wee League
 
2012-01-11 12:35:11 PM
Dammit Jacksonville!

Why you gotta ruin the good thing the Saints had going?

Bring Mularky back to Atlanta!
 
2012-01-11 01:43:13 PM
FreakinB: saintstryfe: FreakinB: Balrog: Last year, the Broncos hired the only NFL coach with a worse 2010 record than McDaniel. Worked out pretty well for them.

True, but at least John Fox had a history of being a good NFL coach. A lot of his Panthers teams were pretty damn good, he was just coming off a year where the team had bottomed out with horrible QB's. Can't really say the same for Mularkey.

didn't he also lead the Giants to the Super Bowl (the one they lost to the Ravens?)

Fox was the defensive coordinator and Sean Payton was the offensive coordinator. Jim Fassel was the head coach. That sounds so hilariously backwards now.


In 1956 the Giants head coach was Jim Lee Howell. His offensive coordinator was Vince Lombardi. His defensive coordinator was Tom Landry.
 
2012-01-11 02:08:32 PM
varmitydog: The Jaguars hope he can do the same with Blaine Gabbert, who struggled in his first season.

Jacksonville has hitched their wagon to a tree stump if they think Gabbert is their future QB.


I agree. I remember watching his Mizzou games and Gabbert would lose his will a lot, especially if the Tigers got more than 2 TD's down. It's like he would just stop trying if the effort was going to require just a little bit more than what he could get by on with natural talent.
 
2012-01-11 02:43:00 PM
Somebody check on Bunny please
 
2012-01-11 03:12:43 PM
Balrog: Last year, the Broncos hired the only NFL coach with a worse 2010 record than McDaniel. Worked out pretty well for them.

Only because the fans b*tched enough about wanting Tebow in. They were headed toward another season of being one of the worst teams in the league.

The Bestest: -Bucs: winnerrunner-up of the Greater Tampa Bay Area under-12 Pee Wee League

They lost in the finals.
 
2012-01-11 03:59:42 PM
mikaloyd: Somebody check on Bunny please

So cold... so dark and cold...

I posted a furious and hilarious rant here earlier, I don't know where it went. Suffice it to say that I am not pleased.
 
2012-01-11 04:32:03 PM
Bunny Deville: mikaloyd: Somebody check on Bunny please

So cold... so dark and cold...

I posted a furious and hilarious rant here earlier, I don't know where it went. Suffice it to say that I am not pleased.


Hey us falcons fans are, we would like to thank you for taking away one of our biggest morons.

I wonder what it costs to move a stadium to LA?
 
2012-01-11 04:39:04 PM
I'm actually ok with this hire. If he can get the offense up to the middle of the pack the Jags'll have a decent year.
 
2012-01-11 04:40:08 PM
This matters little unless Jax can get some freaking wide receivers in there.

besides, is anyone else skeptical about football in LA? Its been there twice already with "meh" results. The residents there have options when it comes to things to do and i think once the sexy wears off come year 2 or 3 if the team doesn't still have tremendous appeal then then NFL would be no better off than before.

LA strikes me as a hollywood/Laker/USC town
 
2012-01-11 05:15:22 PM
flsprtsgod: I'm actually ok with this hire. If he can get the offense up to the middle of the pack the Jags'll have a decent year.

Then I have bad news for you, he had the worst offense in the playoffs and was horrible at play calling but jacksonville has no place to go but up! Well they could just stay at the bottom I guess.
 
2012-01-11 06:00:34 PM
AdmirableSnackbar: Poison: Only in major league sports-all 4-is it possible to be sub .500 in your previous head coaching experience and still get another multi-million dollar head coaching job. Why hire a retread? Hell, I would have taken the interim coach in Miami for the miracle he pulled with that team down the stretch.

Yeah, why would a team hire a coach like Bill Belichick after his terrible stint with the Browns?

My point isn't that Mularkey will be a good head coach, just that we don't know if he's a "retread" after just two seasons as a head coach. Hiring a Marty Schottenheimer, Norv Turner, or Wade Phillips would be hiring a retread. You need to have more than one opportunity with more than one team. If Mularkey fails in Jacksonville then he's a retread for any other team that hires him as a head coach.


You're right-if he does flop, he's a retread at that point. I've just never understood the logic behind the Norv Turner hirings that go on. He might be a good OC but he's not a good head coach. We'll see about Mularky.

And for the record, RETREAD is not RETARD. That's gay if you read it that way.
 
2012-01-11 07:19:43 PM
Bunny Deville: mikaloyd: Somebody check on Bunny please

So cold... so dark and cold...

I posted a furious and hilarious rant here earlier, I don't know where it went. Suffice it to say that I am not pleased.


*hugs*
 
2012-01-11 08:13:11 PM
o5iiawah: This matters little unless Jax can get some freaking wide receivers in there.

besides, is anyone else skeptical about football in LA? Its been there twice already with "meh" results. The residents there have options when it comes to things to do and i think once the sexy wears off come year 2 or 3 if the team doesn't still have tremendous appeal then then NFL would be no better off than before.

LA strikes me as a hollywood/Laker/USC town


Football in LA will fail because, fark, there's three NFL teams + USC + other sports in Cal already.
 
2012-01-11 08:15:43 PM
Pratty: Football in LA will fail because, fark, there's three NFL teams + USC + other sports in Cal already

You sound like you come from a place where you can drive through ten states in a day
 
2012-01-11 08:41:01 PM
mikaloyd: Pratty: Football in LA will fail because, fark, there's three NFL teams + USC + other sports in Cal already

You sound like you come from a place where you can drive through ten states in a day


Nevada, so it's more like drive through ten thousand miles of sand in a day.
 
2012-01-11 09:51:25 PM
Pratty: mikaloyd: Pratty: Football in LA will fail because, fark, there's three NFL teams + USC + other sports in Cal already

You sound like you come from a place where you can drive through ten states in a day

Nevada, so it's more like drive through ten thousand miles of sand in a day.


You also have pyramid lake, home to the biggest golden trout in the world. So you are OK in my book
 
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