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Town in Alaska buried under 15 feet of snow faces shortages of snow shovels, food, fuel and common sense for living there anyway
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Norv Turner
2012-01-11 12:17:53 AM
too bad this isn't in tahoe
Winning
2012-01-11 12:27:00 AM
I think I'd like to live in Alaska over the winter at least once just to see what it's like while I'm still young enough to put up with the bullshiat that'll come with the experience.
An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name
2012-01-11 01:12:43 AM
Cordova is amazingly beautiful. If I had the $, Id live there.
Awesome hunting and fishing!
Petit_Merdeux
2012-01-11 03:38:02 AM
You see this? It's SNOW!
You know what it's going to be in 10,000 years? SNOW!
/no really, we'll be in an ice age
Galwran
2012-01-11 04:24:57 AM
buried under 15 feet of snow
Meh. That looks more like five feet and less than that in many places. Pretty regular here in Finland, at least in the northern parts.
Bathia_Mapes
2012-01-11 04:50:19 AM
Snow? In Alaska? The hell you say!
Twitch Boy
2012-01-11 04:52:12 AM
Winning
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I think I'd like to live in Alaska over the winter at least once just to see what it's like while I'm still young enough to put up with the bullshiat that'll come with the experience.
Anchorage is actually quite manageable most of the time. Right on the ocean and sucks up chinooks and pineapple expresses, and surrounded by mountains which block most of the REALLY nasty crap. Get out of the valley and it's game on, however. 90 mph gusts outside of town today.
Although we're at 81.3 inches on the season ourselves, which is a year to date record. They're running out of places to put snow.
Seward Highway south of Anchorage closed after two avalanches. Girdwood didn't run school buses. It's been chaos.
AnubisMan
2012-01-11 04:53:58 AM
Winning
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I think I'd like to live in Alaska over the winter at least once just to see what it's like while I'm still young enough to put up with the bullshiat that'll come with the experience.
I said and did the same thing four years ago, I had never before lived in a place that snowed before. Having left after three years there I am so farking happy I don't deal with god damn snow and darkness anymore.
Ex-Texan
2012-01-11 05:01:37 AM
traveling back toTexas for X-mas; The freeways were still showing closed online. chanced it. It was rough. Played it safe, got behind a semi to Roswell, didn't see the yellow lines on the road until Pecos. traction control on the 2010 Camry was going off like a Klaxon. saw a couple people spin out right in front of us. Made it into San Antonio about 1230p, after 18 hours on the road. couldn't believe I did it, wife was astounded on the way back I attempted it. My teenage son took plenty of pics, and he said he couldn't rest, because he was afraid at any moment we'd wind up spun out on the side of the road.
/Watching people in front of you spin out.
//That's a lot of popcorn.
chaddsfarkprefect
2012-01-11 05:03:13 AM
No worries, Sarah to the rescue!!
Uchiha_Cycliste
2012-01-11 05:03:36 AM
Norv Turner
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too bad this isn't in tahoe
A-farkin-men
this year sucks
Hagenhatesyouall
2012-01-11 05:04:51 AM
The Inuit lived there for how many years?
No Wal-marts. No electricity.
Cry more N008S!
ecmoRandomNumbers
2012-01-11 05:13:02 AM
AnubisMan
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Winning: I think I'd like to live in Alaska over the winter at least once just to see what it's like while I'm still young enough to put up with the bullshiat that'll come with the experience.
I said and did the same thing four years ago, I had never before lived in a place that snowed before. Having left after three years there I am so farking happy I don't deal with god damn snow and darkness anymore.
I'm the total opposite. I could live in snow year-round. I'm a native Arizonan and I farking hate 350+ days per year of sunshine. I lived in Southern Chile for a couple years and I LOVED the rain and snow. I'd love to live in Alaska.
Mock26
2012-01-11 05:14:00 AM
A lot of flat roofs up there. Seems to me like a high-peaked roof would be much better given the amount of snow that can fall.
Omnivorous
2012-01-11 05:17:03 AM
In the late 1970s, the Valdez-Cordova newspaper was up for sale. A college friend already owned the Wrangell Sentinel in SE Alaska and encouraged me to consider buying it. They'd just opened the ski area in Cordova the year before but had to raise the lift towers because there was too much snow. When my wife heard about that, she said NFW.
So ended my career as an American Rupert Murdoch.
Wulfhardt
2012-01-11 05:17:25 AM
As a point of reference, the standard height for an 18-wheeler in the US is 13'6".
Cordova is under a shiatload of snow.
Hawnkee
2012-01-11 05:19:09 AM
Snow troll.
leehouse
2012-01-11 05:22:06 AM
Winning
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I think I'd like to live in Alaska over the winter at least once just to see what it's like while I'm still young enough to put up with the bullshiat that'll come with the experience.
I'd like to do the same with South Pole station, or Alaska. Either way would be awesome.
AnubisMan
2012-01-11 05:30:20 AM
ecmoRandomNumbers
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AnubisMan: Winning: I think I'd like to live in Alaska over the winter at least once just to see what it's like while I'm still young enough to put up with the bullshiat that'll come with the experience.
I said and did the same thing four years ago, I had never before lived in a place that snowed before. Having left after three years there I am so farking happy I don't deal with god damn snow and darkness anymore.
I'm the total opposite. I could live in snow year-round. I'm a native Arizonan and I farking hate 350+ days per year of sunshine. I lived in Southern Chile for a couple years and I LOVED the rain and snow. I'd love to live in Alaska.
To each their own. I prefer somewhere that isn't an icy hellhole 7 months out of the year. They don't use salt, the roads turn into sheets of ice, but don't worry they threw down some sand and gravel which will fark your windshield up. Smart move is to slow down but the Real Alaskans™ adjust their camouflage hats and go even faster because they've seen it for hundreds of winters. Well, I've seen a car crash about every other day, or cars in the ditches on the side of the freeway full of these people. I thought SoCal had bad drivers, Alaska is bordering on third world country style driving.
Omahawg
2012-01-11 05:31:05 AM
where is your white fang now?
Omahawg
2012-01-11 05:32:22 AM
this winter has been too warm and no snow here. means lots of bugs next year. lots of them.
Goodfella
2012-01-11 05:37:12 AM
They need to cut taxes and let the free market figure it out.
rockforever
2012-01-11 05:38:52 AM
My friend was on his way to Alyeska and this shiat went down. He got lucky he wasn't stuck out there in that avalanche.
Ed Grubermann
2012-01-11 05:42:32 AM
Winning
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I think I'd like to live in Alaska over the winter at least once just to see what it's like while I'm still young enough to put up with the bullshiat that'll come with the experience.
Ah, it's not so bad. Down here on the coast it's quite tepid. The rain on top of the snow is a a right pain in the ass. Spent a large part of my childhood in Fairbanks. There isn't enough money in the world to make me live up there again.
7wolf
2012-01-11 06:04:09 AM
Omahawg
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where is your white fang now?
Canada?
/I'm not really sure what you're talking about, but I'm pretty sure most of that story happened in Canada.
Juc
2012-01-11 06:08:26 AM
Galwran
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buried under 15 feet of snow
[www.washingtonpost.com image 606x455]
Meh. That looks more like five feet and less than that in many places. Pretty regular here in Finland, at least in the northern parts.
They were probably measuring a big drift that went over a deep ditch.
That kind of weather isn't too uncommon.
My city would probably slow down for a day while people dug that out but it's hardly the end of the world.
We can deal with it pretty fine, but god knows I'd like global warming to turn this place back into a tropical wonderland ... minus the shallow sea that was here at the time.
lucksi
2012-01-11 06:14:44 AM
I always wonder how they measure snow anyway.
1 foot of snow fell today but only an inch or two is on the road/sidewalk.
What? The rest spontaneously combusted ot melted it minus 10 degree weather?
Nina Haagen Dazs
2012-01-11 06:22:49 AM
Ed Grubermann
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Winning: I think I'd like to live in Alaska over the winter at least once just to see what it's like while I'm still young enough to put up with the bullshiat that'll come with the experience.
Ah, it's not so bad. Down here on the coast it's quite tepid. The rain on top of the snow is a a right pain in the ass. Spent a large part of my childhood in Fairbanks. There isn't enough money in the world to make me live up there again.
I spent the winter of '80 or '81 in Fairbanks. Great experience, shot lots of darts but no way in hell would I go back up there.
champion_dung_spreader
2012-01-11 06:25:29 AM
They ran out of shovels? Doesn't everybody in town already
have
a shovel? Do they wait until there is 15'1" before they start shoveling?
Mitch Mitchell
2012-01-11 06:38:15 AM
champion_dung_spreader
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They ran out of shovels? Doesn't everybody in town already have a shovel? Do they wait until there is 15'1" before they start shoveling?
I don't know. We should ask an Alaskan.
FuturePastNow
2012-01-11 06:46:45 AM
You'd think everyone in Alaska would already own a snow shovel.
enry
2012-01-11 07:07:11 AM
Ex-Texan
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traveling back toTexas for X-mas; The freeways were still showing closed online. chanced it. It was rough. Played it safe, got behind a semi to Roswell, didn't see the yellow lines on the road until Pecos. traction control on the 2010 Camry was going off like a Klaxon. saw a couple people spin out right in front of us. Made it into San Antonio about 1230p, after 18 hours on the road. couldn't believe I did it, wife was astounded on the way back I attempted it. My teenage son took plenty of pics, and he said he couldn't rest, because he was afraid at any moment we'd wind up spun out on the side of the road.
/Watching people in front of you spin out.
//That's a lot of popcorn.
About 15 years ago I was on a highway in upstate NY at night. I passed a semi parked on the side of the road and thought it odd until I noticed the brake lights of the car ahead if me come on, then completely disappear, then headlights, then tail and brake lights again.
That was when I thought it a good time to take my foot off the gas and coast through the black ice.
/CSB
HaywoodJablonski
2012-01-11 07:08:16 AM
More undeniable proof of climate change
6655321
2012-01-11 07:20:58 AM
Read some of Robert Service's work. Alaska in the late 1800's
"A bunch of the boys were whooping it up at the Malamute Saloon..."
almejita
2012-01-11 07:24:49 AM
FTFA: "and the city put out an advisory to boat owners that 16 inches of snow could accumulate and boats should be cleared."
Gee, ya think?
namegoeshere
2012-01-11 07:45:15 AM
Meh. A few years ago, parts of NY disappeared under snow deeper than this. Where was the love for us? Did we get a headline?
You know what? We didn't need one. Because we are way more bootstrappy than these Alaskan pansies, who need to hike up their skirts and get to work.
You live in farking Alaska. On purpose. Don't want snow? Move to Florida.
xanadian
2012-01-11 07:45:41 AM
GODDAMIT ALASKA STOP BOGARTING ALL THE SNOW!!!
Herr Morgenstern
2012-01-11 07:47:09 AM
Came for 30 Day of Night reference, left disappointed.
Fear the Clam
2012-01-11 07:47:23 AM
An-Unnecessarily-Long-Name
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Cordova is amazingly beautiful. If I had the $, Id live there.
Awesome hunting and fishing!
Don't forget the soft Corinthian leather!
xanadian
2012-01-11 07:48:52 AM
Ed Grubermann
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The rain on top of the snow is a right pain in the ass.
Sounds like a typical March in Maine. Fuhgeddaboutit. I hate that snow/rain combo. It sucks.
teylix
2012-01-11 07:50:22 AM
Winning
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I think I'd like to live in Alaska over the winter at least once just to see what it's like while I'm still young enough to put up with the bullshiat that'll come with the experience.
I spent a full year in anchorage. Really gorgeous, but screw that shiat. The winter I was there it got down to -25 for a week and my car battery couldnt start my car up anymore. Didn't have a garage which made the experience all-the-more authentic.
But damn if the summers weren't awesome if you wore enough mosquito repellant.
bonefish
2012-01-11 07:53:59 AM
Sarah Palin can melt it with all her hot air.
bmihura
2012-01-11 07:55:12 AM
When interviewing 32 companies after graduating college in Massachusetts, my first priority was:
No snow
Jake Havechek
2012-01-11 08:00:30 AM
Sarah Palin's Alaska?
500 Days of Summer Camp
2012-01-11 08:11:31 AM
Don't say he didn't warn you...
(new window)
stlbluez
2012-01-11 08:15:34 AM
Twitch Boy
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Anchorage is ...... Right on the ocean....
They're running out of places to put snow.
I have a modest suggestion...
SharkTrager
2012-01-11 08:16:59 AM
What a lot of people are forgetting is that, unlike the place you live that gets a lot of snow, a ton of these towns are completely inaccessible by road and a long farking way from anything. So if they are short of things it really is a problem.
It's more than just how much snow has fallen.
cbackous
2012-01-11 08:19:03 AM
bonefish
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Sarah Palin can melt it with all her hot air.
Jake Havechek
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Sarah Palin's Alaska?
Why did you have to bring derparella in to this?
Jake Havechek
2012-01-11 08:20:54 AM
If Bristol Palin really is moving back to Alaska, the heat coming off of her cooch would melt this stuff in a few hours.
remus
2012-01-11 08:21:11 AM
Sounds intriguing. Perhaps a Miami Dentist needs to come up and show them how it's done.
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