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Woman given tea and toast instead of an orange. Naturally, all hell breaks loose
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Kazan
2012-01-10 11:56:25 PM
but guns make people safer!11
Yaxe
2012-01-11 01:34:13 AM
Everybody hates rye.
iworkedatsubway
2012-01-11 01:37:05 AM
"Scary"? How about "Obvious"?
Loucifer
2012-01-11 01:39:49 AM
It's possible there was some other shiat going on, but just in case, I'm laying in some extra marmalade in the pantry. I'm ready with a compromise to defuse any toast vs. orange arguments.
Birnone
2012-01-11 01:40:12 AM
The guy was already a murderer, and they weren't respecting his position as husband and man of the house. His son had power of attorney, not the dad. The wife's sisters were removing items from the home.
All this adds up to taunting the dynamite monkey, is it any wonder there was a boom?
Crudbucket
2012-01-11 01:43:12 AM
The sick woman, Darlene Gilkey, witnessed the shootings from a hospital bed in her living room Ohio,
but wasn't hurt
Damn, that's pretty cold-hearted, lady. You'd think she'd be at least a little upset.
Iworkformsn
2012-01-11 01:43:35 AM
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
r1niceboy
2012-01-11 01:45:01 AM
Ohio....Florida without the gators.
ladyfortuna
2012-01-11 01:48:15 AM
Birnone
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His son had power of attorney, not the dad. The wife's sisters were removing items from the home.
Where did you see that?
Bonanza Jellybean
2012-01-11 01:50:25 AM
Crudbucket
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The sick woman, Darlene Gilkey, witnessed the shootings from a hospital bed in her living room Ohio, but wasn't hurt
Damn, that's pretty cold-hearted, lady. You'd think she'd be at least a little upset.
In her defense, Ohio is her living room.
TrixieDelite
2012-01-11 01:52:44 AM
Crudbucket
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The sick woman, Darlene Gilkey, witnessed the shootings from a hospital bed in her living room Ohio, but wasn't hurt
Damn, that's pretty cold-hearted, lady. You'd think she'd be at least a little upset.
That made me chuckle.
Nicely done.
spamdog
2012-01-11 01:54:50 AM
Iworkformsn
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Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
hahahahaha, oh man.
LowbrowDeluxe
2012-01-11 02:03:14 AM
Guy who'd do this sort of thing, I'm guessing the love of a good woman was about all that was holding him together. (of a sorts) Watching her die by inches and not being able to hit something to make it stop, well, that'd send a better man to some dark places. Man gets angry, and angrier, and has nowhere to direct it, he starts blaming all his anger on the little things that are really only making him a bit angry. Can't just say it's sad and leave it at that, cause he still made the wrong choice at the end of the day, but it's sad also.
Birnone
2012-01-11 02:07:13 AM
ladyfortuna
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Birnone: His son had power of attorney, not the dad. The wife's sisters were removing items from the home.
Where did you see that?
Another article off Yahoo.
Begoggle
2012-01-11 02:07:15 AM
Always the wrong order.
Kill *yourself* FIRST, idiot!!!
Then go after the innocent people.
Leskay
2012-01-11 02:11:23 AM
"It was over her well-being, her care," the sheriff said
Bullshiat. It was over some meddlesome women who can't just sit down and who think they need be be up in everyone's biz.
They would have know he was preparing an orange. Did they just sit by their sister's side and talk? Nooooo, they had to be little busy-fingers, didn't they?
Farking busy females. Hate 'em. Busy busy busy. Can't just sit down and shart up when they're in someone else's house. I am glad that they are dead.
RamboFrog
2012-01-11 02:11:37 AM
Dormouse, march hare, and mad hatter in critical condition.
Dadoody
2012-01-11 02:15:06 AM
ertznay
2012-01-11 02:17:30 AM
Why could'nt she have all three?
Country Member
2012-01-11 02:21:44 AM
It's easy to become complacent and think the kind of human garbage you might see on "COPS" are just entertaining fools until you realize they actually exist and are even nuttier than you thought.
Outlaw Thirds
2012-01-11 02:25:48 AM
Man who killed someone kills someone else. How could this have been somehow predicted and prevented.
Porous Horace
2012-01-11 02:26:10 AM
Good thing they didn't tell him about the dirty knife.
wumpus
2012-01-11 02:31:53 AM
Kazan 
2012-01-10 11:56:25 PM
but guns make people safer!11
He was an unpredictable felon (for killing somebody) in illegal possession of guns. If his son or sisters in law had been armed they would have been safer.
Dadoody
2012-01-11 02:37:59 AM
wumpus
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Kazan 
2012-01-10 11:56:25 PM
but guns make people safer!11
He was an unpredictable felon (for killing somebody) in illegal possession of guns. If his son or sisters in law had been armed they would have been safer.
I completely agree. I was completely safe from this maniac due to my 10 guns and thousands of rounds of ammo. And that I live on the west coast, but that's simply circumstantial.
spiro
2012-01-11 02:46:33 AM
Welcome to the United States of Dumbasses
Uchiha_Cycliste
2012-01-11 02:51:10 AM
In fairness, breakfast
IS
the most important meal of the day.
Tryfan
2012-01-11 02:57:18 AM
He had a right to be mad. Oranges solve everything.
Uchiha_Cycliste
2012-01-11 02:58:27 AM
Kazan
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but guns make people safer!11
so, he was already breaking the law, and you propose more laws would have made a difference? How?
Max Awesome
2012-01-11 02:58:43 AM
The police just happened to have mugshots of all the victims to hand out to the media? Sounds like a lovely family.
Mergatroid
2012-01-11 03:01:33 AM
Scary look into the future for those young fellas.
EmRack
2012-01-11 03:11:45 AM
Kazan
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but guns make people safer!11
Ya, but think how much safer all these "victims" would have been if they were all constantly waving around loaded guns, they would have been able to fire back
The_Terminator
2012-01-11 03:24:18 AM
Kazan
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but guns make people safer!11
I think it's sad that this 1/10 trolling attempt (and that's being extremely generous) is getting so many responses. My own included... sort of.
Brainmeat
2012-01-11 03:32:13 AM
White people be crazy.
The sound of one hand clapping
2012-01-11 03:48:30 AM
LowbrowDeluxe
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Guy who'd do this sort of thing, I'm guessing the love of a good woman was about all that was holding him together. (of a sorts) Watching her die by inches and not being able to hit something to make it stop, well, that'd send a better man to some dark places. Man gets angry, and angrier, and has nowhere to direct it, he starts blaming all his anger on the little things that are really only making him a bit angry. Can't just say it's sad and leave it at that, cause he still made the wrong choice at the end of the day, but it's sad also.
Came to say this.
Article doesn't specify how long the woman had been ill for but it's easily possible that it was a long period of time. That kind of situation can build up a lot of stress. One thing I also noticed is that the guy spared one of the sons, ordering him to leave the house several times until he finally did. This suggests that it wasn't so much the guy snapping as something very personal. I could be wrong but I feel like the other family members were just constantly interfereing and the guy finally had enough of it and let his grief get the better of him. Thats probably why he spared the 1 son. That guy probably didn't interfere like the rest of them.
I'm not trying to excuse his actions but I've been in this situation. Family can be relentless and vindictive when they are interfereing. They leave you with most of the hard work as you slowly give away your own life making all the tough decisions and making constant sacrifices. Then they periodically turn up and tell you exactly what you are doing wrong and try and take control over the most pointless and small matters. I just have my suspicions that this is what happened.
chaddsfarkprefect
2012-01-11 04:16:03 AM
This makes me want to carry even more guns.
Occam's Chainsaw
2012-01-11 04:56:24 AM
chaddsfarkprefect
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This makes me want to carry even more guns.
This makes me want to do everything I can to ensure that the outcomes for my loved ones aren't this bleak.
Mr Cool
2012-01-11 05:09:43 AM
Mergatroid
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Scary look into the future for those young fellas.
He who holds the gun makes the rules-Dick Cheney
Mock26
2012-01-11 05:16:49 AM
Yeah, no one kills someone because they peeled an orange. There was either some serious hatred going on in that family or the guy was completely and totally off his rocker.
animalmagnet
2012-01-11 06:13:09 AM
I'm not all that crazy about tea and toast either.
cynicalbastard
2012-01-11 06:15:47 AM
I just read the article on the couple committing suicide in the Times of India post. When, oh, when, will we finally force the government to act to ban the madness that is known as straight marriage?
Monkey MKIII
2012-01-11 06:23:38 AM
Woman may be related to Gunther Hermann?
vudukungfu
2012-01-11 06:35:18 AM
OPines for the good ol' days when news required Who, What,
Where
, When, and Why.
dready zim
2012-01-11 06:44:11 AM
FTA "As the argument heated up about 5pm on Monday, Paul Gilkey left the living room where his wife's bed was, went to a bedroom where he got a gun, returned to the living room and started shooting."
Well that`s your problem right there, if he didn`t have a gun then he would have gone to the bedroom and cried.
Coming on a Bicycle
2012-01-11 07:04:53 AM
He just made everybody ill. Very, very ill.
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-11 07:15:20 AM
Tryfan
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He had a right to be mad. Oranges solve everything.
[edge2.mobafire.com image 307x557]
Disagrees:
Oranges always mean trouble.
MythDragon
2012-01-11 07:53:37 AM
Begoggle
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Always the wrong order.
Kill *yourself* FIRST, idiot!!!
Then go after the innocent people.
Agrees:
"Nobody follow us, or I will kill myself and then her!"
Jake Havechek
2012-01-11 08:02:16 AM
An armed society is a polite society!
lewismarktwo
2012-01-11 08:12:07 AM
Jake Havechek
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An armed society is a polite society!
You're never going to be safe. Guns are gonna get ya.
32oz High Life
2012-01-11 08:16:35 AM
The_Terminator
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Kazan: but guns make people safer!11
I think it's sad that this 1/10 trolling attempt (and that's being extremely generous) is getting so many responses. My own included... sort of.
Well, he did make a good point. In a society where so many people are killed by guns, we
clearly
need to make sure there are more guns for everyone.
I mean, if more guns isn't the solution to gun violence, what is?
MBooda
2012-01-11 08:18:23 AM
I like to have my tea and toast
I like to have it, this I boast
I like to have it on the coast
I like to have it; it's the most
I like to have it with a roast
I like to have it with a ghost
I like to have it from a host
I like to have it in the post
I will not have an orange
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