It's so cute how he doesn't want to hurt Palin's feelings.

McCain said naming Sarah Palin his running mate was "still the best decision I've ever made."

Serving in the armed forces? Marrying the love of my life? Having children that make me proud to be a father? Choosing a career in public service? They all pale in comparison to the decision that caused me to fail in my political ambitions.

Well I guess it sort of worked out for everyone then didn't it, Senator dickhole?

More like he wanted to be president but realized he never will be president, his one chance was torpedoed by that asshole Rove in 2000 and Bush screwing up the country for 8 years, so he decided to kamikaze his own party by such lulzy acts as foisting Saint Sarah on the Nation. It was a great decision if that was his intent.

He's either lying, dumb, or senile. But it has to be one of those.

mrshowrules: shinji3i: McCain said naming Sarah Palin his running mate was "still the best decision I've ever made."

Serving in the armed forces? Marrying the love of my life? Having children that make me proud to be a father? Choosing a career in public service? They all pale in comparison to the decision that caused me to fail in my political ambitions.

Good point. I generally put marrying my wife and the birth of my two kids in a three-way tie.

There's a joke there, but I'm not going to tell it.

sonnyboy11: He's either lying, dumb, or senile. But it has to be one of those.

WRONG!! It could be ALL of those!

Is he still pretending he chose Palin?

It's not like he can say anything else. The fact the question was asked, and that he allowed it to be asked, says all that really needs to be said. Gotta read between the lines.

C'mon, Johnny. You mean to tell me ditching your crippled wife for a hot chick who is heiress to a beer fortune wasn't the best decision of your life? Or at least a better decision than hiring on Sarah the waffle house special?

Maybe he just hates every other decision he's ever made?

The Lone Talbot: mrshowrules: shinji3i: McCain said naming Sarah Palin his running mate was "still the best decision I've ever made."

Serving in the armed forces? Marrying the love of my life? Having children that make me proud to be a father? Choosing a career in public service? They all pale in comparison to the decision that caused me to fail in my political ambitions.

Good point. I generally put marrying my wife and the birth of my two kids in a three-way tie.

There's a joke there, but I'm not going to tell it.

Why don't you have a seat over there...

Corvus: sonnyboy11: He's either lying, dumb, or senile. But it has to be one of those.

WRONG!! It could be ALL of those!

I stand corrected!

Fark you, you doddering old fool. You're responsible for unleashing that psycho hosebeast on an unsuspecting citizenry. Fark you for the rest of your miserable, pathetic existence.

So no regrets, even though the campaign was secretly worried she was too mentally unstable to even attend the inauguration?

http://entertainment.time.com/2011/10/05/qa-with-palin-advisor-turned - novelist-nicolle-wallace/

She was often withdrawn, uncommunicative and incapable of performing even the most basic tasks required of her job as McCain's running mate.

The decision to relocate debate prep from the campaign trail, which is where McCain did his prep, to Sedona, was to isolate her and help her overcome the shock of becoming an overnight celebrity. There certainly were discussions - not for long because of the arc the campaign took - but certainly there were discussions about whether, if they were to win, it would be appropriate for her to be sworn in.

Coco LaFemme: Fark you, you doddering old fool. You're responsible for unleashing that psycho hosebeast on an unsuspecting citizenry. Fark you for the rest of your miserable, pathetic existence.

But since Palin guaranteed that McCain would lose the election, I think we should actually thank him.

The recent photos of her have not been flattering. She looks like she's starting to sprout wattles. I guess all those "Don't you think she looks tired?" are finally starting to work.

/If it were almost any other person, I'd feel bad for saying that.

Yeah, right.

Yes, unleashing a crazy dumbass from Hoth on the world was the best decision I ever made.

Nailing my dick to this board, however, comes a close second.

Or maybe the "decision" McCain made was that he shouldn't be President, and this was his way of making it happen.

dookdookdook: So no regrets, even though the campaign was secretly worried she was too mentally unstable to even attend the inauguration?

http://entertainment.time.com/2011/10/05/qa-with-palin-advisor-turned - novelist-nicolle-wallace/

She was often withdrawn, uncommunicative and incapable of performing even the most basic tasks required of her job as McCain's running mate.

The decision to relocate debate prep from the campaign trail, which is where McCain did his prep, to Sedona, was to isolate her and help her overcome the shock of becoming an overnight celebrity. There certainly were discussions - not for long because of the arc the campaign took - but certainly there were discussions about whether, if they were to win, it would be appropriate for her to be sworn in.

Sarah's gonna disprove that blood libel next fall. Reserve your tickets now for Undefeated 2: Undefeatedier

The Lone Talbot: mrshowrules:

Good point. I generally put marrying my wife and the birth of my two kids in a three-way tie.

There's a joke there, but I'm not going to tell it.

The aristocrats!

Well... he is a big Obama fan. He endorsed him again just a few days ago.

A Dark Evil Omen: Yes, unleashing a crazy dumbass from Hoth on the world was the best decision I ever made.

You shut your goddamn mouth. I won't have you insulting Hoth like that.

It turns out McCain didn't want to be President

Makes sense. After all, he was a fracking Cylon.

He only loves her for her pancakes.

Hoban Washburne: You'd still want to fark her.

No.

fark no.

Why dammit? Who would? Even Todd apparently quit banging her years ago and I could see why. Even when she was young she was a four at best, and only because she was a jock. Now she's barely pretty on the outside...slightly attractive in that mousy thick librarian way...but her innate ugliness easily overcomes any physical urges, even the basest.

By innate I mean both her temperament and her physicality sexually.

She's pushing fifty, an thick ex jock out of shape, had what? seven kids that lived or something (once trailing amniotic fluid all the way from california to alaska) and is packing around a lotta extra weight.

Plus she looks tired all the time. Way below my standards.

Sorry pal...once you got that tight skirt pulled up over that fat ass, figured out the combination to the girdle and pulled down that support panty hose I'm afraid you would be confronted with this

">...and that's just a boner killer no matter how drunk I am.

Sorry dude...just no, never.

/ymmv

Or maybe he DID fark her, and she's keeping photos as blackmail so he keeps saying this kind of crap.

Emposter: Or maybe the "decision" McCain made was that he shouldn't be President, and this was his way of making it happen.

Yes, that was subby's joke.



/Ling Ling just got that, surprised it took so long

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He DOES realize that, if he had won the presidency, it would have been all of three weeks before he "mysteriously" died in a freak accident where he was buried under 192 falling bags of Husky Chow, right?

The crime would have gone unsolved, too, because three hours after the last bag fell Sarah would have launched a nuclear strike on France because Carla Bruni's ass looks better in a pantsuit.

Unsolved? The weapon was Husky Chow! The murderer is obvious, how could they not know? Even with nuclear war, I'm sure there would be a warrant out for Lots of Dogs' arrest in hours, if not minutes.

Sometimes I wonder who Al Hashshashin "really" is.

Then I get on with my life.

El Pachuco: Emposter: Or maybe the "decision" McCain made was that he shouldn't be President, and this was his way of making it happen.

Yes, that was subby's joke.

[gyanko.up.seesaa.net image 116x115]

/Ling Ling just got that, surprised it took so long

I read Subby's headline over an hour ago. You don't seriously expect me to remember anything for that long, do you?

Sucking Dubya's dick still his worst mistake

This is the guy who used to crash multimillion dollar fighter jets. Let him rank his own decisions.

shinji3i: McCain said naming Sarah Palin his running mate was "still the best decision I've ever made."

Serving in the armed forces? Marrying the love of my life? Having children that make me proud to be a father? Choosing a career in public service? They all pale in comparison to the decision that caused me to fail in my political ambitions.

Honestly, I think his political ambitions were to take revenge on the GOP for sinking his campaign by attacking his daughter in 2000, in the form of losing them a major race that should have been something of a slam-dunk given the residual racial feelings in the GOP's stronger states. So, in that context, yeah, good call.

spongeboob: But does he still want to Fark her? As a long serving Senator, War hero, millionaire and former presidential candidate don't you think he could do better?

ftfy

Jim_Callahan: Honestly, I think his political ambitions

he's a crazy old coot who doesn't know how many houses he owns and he's living in delusions of grandeur. With a fat government paycheck.

whidbey: Sometimes I wonder who Al Hashshashin "really" is.

Then I get on with my life.

You don't have a life! Nice try.

I'm one of your alts whidbey...you just can't keep track.

/weird...just talkin' about you in the business tab
//called ya a commie