How original! How droll!

Her fashion company is valued at $1b. I am okay with her size.

She's STILL pregnant? Hasn't she been pregnant for over a year now?

bow: No wonder she's as big as a whale.

...and is about to set sail.

Seats about 20.

I'd hit it.

FunkOut: I suppose that's better than craving laundry soap and Sharpies.

She's not Mexican.

I can only dream about those prego tits
/in my bunk
//fap

Whatever. I think she looks beautiful.

dough!

If she's looking for something to put in her mouth...

/ I work near Kraft headquarters!
// Call me, Jessica!

ZMugg: bow: No wonder she's as big as a whale.

...and is about to set sail.

Seats about 20.

*snork*

Holy Shiz she ate Pluto!

//Hey Jessica, the solar system caled it wants it planet back.
////grew up with 9 planets, there will always be four lights and nine planets!

This woman is single. Where are the Defense of Marrige Act enforcers?

Anna Nicole LIVES!

Good god what is that thing

serpent_sky: Who the hell butters a Pop-Tart? Like they aren't awful enough on their own?

Ummm...

Yes, yes, I know she has put on a "couple" of pounds.

/she is still real to me dammit!

(Then I click the link...)

Whyyyy, god!?! WHY? (Coupled with a tear in the xhee

Jesus i would love to motorboat those.

A lot of that weight will drop off once the baby is ejected. No doubt a trainer will be employed to help her regain her figure. Now would be a good time to get in on that action. You'll get to bang all kinds of different chicks over the next three years. A pregnant fatty, then a chubby, then a skinny, then a chubby again, then a pregnant whale, then you fake your death so as to not have to take care of the child.

Sound like a plan?

good looking pregnant woman about to deliver

she'll never be as pretty, but she'll be something greater

why isn't she married?

hate to search for gossip, but she has chosen poorly among the males hollywood has tried to whore her out to

Pregnant woman looks pregnant ... WOW!

Looking forward to Follow Up.

/unsure how to post the tag

Imagine what the bathroom smells like after she's finished with it. All the seasoned salt and saturated fat.....she probably melts that toilet.

Simpson: Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says Chicken ... by the sea. Is that stupid?

[Long pause, with Lachey giving Simpson a dirty look]

Simpson: What? Don't make fun of me right now. I'm not in the mood.

Lachey: You act like you've never had tuna before.

Simpson: I've had tuna fish, like, sandwiches and stuff, like this.

Lachey: Baby, you and I have eaten tuna like this before.

Simpson: Why is it called "Chicken by the Sea" or "in the Sea"?

Lachey: "Chicken of the Sea" is the brand.

Simpson: Oh.

Lachey: You know, 'cause a lot of people eat tuna, it's like a lot of people eat chicken? So it's like the chicken of the sea.

Simpson: Okay. I understand now. I was ... I read it wrong.

Hey mother want another!?

/I'd hit it

I would suck the fat out of her tits

She's lucky she's rich, she will be able to buy her body back but those north Texas genes are filling out nicely.

ole prophet: Yes, yes, I know she has put on a "couple" of pounds.[static.thehollywoodgossip.com image 388x527]

/she is still real to me dammit!



Same here.



/want to touch the hiney!

DubyaHater: Imagine what the bathroom smells like after she's finished with it. All the seasoned salt and saturated fat.....she probably melts that toilet.

I've heard that to save time, she just goes in the shower and heels them down the drain...

chitownmike: I can only dream about those prego tits
/in my bunk
//fap

You must be one of those kind of guys who have a sexual attraction to pregnant chicks.

NTTAWWT.

/I hear some women are horny as hell when they're pregnant...Can any men/women verify this?

Pork-up! Moo-moo!

Blimp people.

hicksfa2: I hear some women are horny as hell when they're pregnant...Can any men/women verify this?

Yes...yes, I can. :-)

True sexiness persists through weight fluctuations. Only in cases of EXTREME weight loss or gain does a woman's attractiveness falter. (See Kirstey Alley/Carrie Fisher in the gain, Lindsay Lohan/a million others in the loss).

That said, I would feast upon the odorous rolls of flesh of the now-thick versions of Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera just as I would when they were lithe teen nymphets.