F the Steelers and the brain-dead hicks who cheer for them.

There. That oughta stir things up a bit...

Nope, Chuck Testa.

Ben Roethlisberger dragged someone into a restroom before Ray Lewis could stab them?

FTFA: Funny enough, Corrente's crew called Oher for holding during the Week 17 game against the Bengals.

In other words, Oher was in the game. At least he wasn't called for a false start. Again.

WinoRhino: FTFA: Funny enough, Corrente's crew called Oher for holding during the Week 17 game against the Bengals.

In other words, Oher was in the game. At least he wasn't called for a false start. Again.

Just wait till Sunday.

meh...it's just a butterfly flapping it's wings in Zimbabwe type story.


Wish I had a butterfly that would eventually lead to my Docs figuring out what is wrong with me.

/near death
//can't wait

Ebenator: WinoRhino: FTFA: Funny enough, Corrente's crew called Oher for holding during the Week 17 game against the Bengals.

In other words, Oher was in the game. At least he wasn't called for a false start. Again.

Just wait till Sunday.

My brother correctly pointed out that Oher false starts on almost every play when he's up against a good pass rusher, and it's called maybe 5% of the time.

Ravens blow. Go Texans. End the murderers career this weekend.

Wow. Glad they were able to catch his cancer before it got too far; hope he has a speedy recovery.

/y'know, so he can keep rigging games in favor of my Steelers :P
//obvious troll is obvious, I know :)

Nuno311: Wish I had a butterfly that would eventually lead to my Docs figuring out what is wrong with me.

/near death
//can't wait

Sorry to hear that, man. :( Hope they can figure out what's going on and help you out.

Harv72b: becksellent: Wow. Glad they were able to catch his cancer before it got too far; hope he has a speedy recovery.

/y'know, so he can keep rigging games in favor of my Steelers :P
//obvious troll is obvious, I know :)

That's one of the least-trolly comments so far.

/About the rigging games in your favor thing...did you miss that this occurred in the week 1 game? :p

Hey, I'm new at this whole trolling thing, so gimme a break, OK? :P

And the refs always rule in the Steelers' favor, duh (don't you ever read Fark?). It's just that my boys played such a spectacularly shiatty game that week that even the refs couldn't make them win. ;)

Can't wait for the Ravens to feast on the cows. Mmmmm, delicious cows....

DJLobo: Can't wait for the Ravens to feast on the cows. Mmmmm, delicious cows....

I think Houston ate all the cows in the state.

becksellent: Nuno311: Wish I had a butterfly that would eventually lead to my Docs figuring out what is wrong with me.

/near death
//can't wait

Sorry to hear that, man. :( Hope they can figure out what's going on and help you out.

Thanks dude...they kinda know but have no idea how to fix it (and don't get me started on "pre-existing conditions" and being denied surgeries...I became a Democrat semi-quickly :)).

Nuno311: I became a Democrat semi-quickly :)).

Just like anyone that wants to be taken care of, and doesn't already have everything they think, correctly or incorrectly, they'll ever need.

If you're actually dying, that totally sucks. Make sure to ring up unheard of debt on a Capital One card before you go.

Scrotastic Method: Nuno311: I became a Democrat semi-quickly :)).

Just like anyone that wants to be taken care of, and doesn't already have everything they think, correctly or incorrectly, they'll ever need.

If you're actually dying, that totally sucks. Make sure to ring up unheard of debt on a Capital One card before you go.

hahah good one. Yea I'm already basically bankrupt but waiting for the surgeries to finally happen before I officially do so. I made six figures for years and years and worked my butt off to get a 830 FICO only to find out that BofA, Citibank, SunTrust etc..etc... will still screw you regardless.

Then got sick...burned through all of my savings trying to get better and dealing with all of this crap and unable to work. Not that I could actually keep a job since just going through all the redtape of dealing with being unemployed and sick is nearly a full time job in and of itself.

/sorry to derail the thread
//wish I was dead like the Steelers post-season
///I need to do some more Tebow-ing I guess...at least that's what all my friends and family say. "We're praying for you". How about some of you dumbasses spend your Sundays learning neurology or become an internist instead of getting all made up to go to the place with the pointy top and putting money in a bucket so they can build a bigger place with a bigger pointy top??

Sorry :(

Nuno311: Scrotastic Method: Nuno311: I became a Democrat semi-quickly :)).

Just like anyone that wants to be taken care of, and doesn't already have everything they think, correctly or incorrectly, they'll ever need.

If you're actually dying, that totally sucks. Make sure to ring up unheard of debt on a Capital One card before you go.

hahah good one. Yea I'm already basically bankrupt but waiting for the surgeries to finally happen before I officially do so. I made six figures for years and years and worked my butt off to get a 830 FICO only to find out that BofA, Citibank, SunTrust etc..etc... will still screw you regardless.

Then got sick...burned through all of my savings trying to get better and dealing with all of this crap and unable to work. Not that I could actually keep a job since just going through all the redtape of dealing with being unemployed and sick is nearly a full time job in and of itself.

/sorry to derail the thread
//wish I was dead like the Steelers post-season
///I need to do some more Tebow-ing I guess...at least that's what all my friends and family say. "We're praying for you". How about some of you dumbasses spend your Sundays learning neurology or become an internist instead of getting all made up to go to the place with the pointy top and putting money in a bucket so they can build a bigger place with a bigger pointy top??

Sorry :(

sorry man. i hope nothing but the best for you, however meaningless that comes from an internet post.

VonSchmegalton: Nuno311: Scrotastic Method: Nuno311: I became a Democrat semi-quickly :)).

sorry man. i hope nothing but the best for you, however meaningless that comes from an internet post.

Thanks again..didint mean to derail this thread tho :(

I should go to the politics tab and waste those morons' time. You guys seem too nice over here :)

Nuno311: VonSchmegalton: Nuno311: Scrotastic Method: Nuno311: I became a Democrat semi-quickly :)).

sorry man. i hope nothing but the best for you, however meaningless that comes from an internet post.

Thanks again..didint mean to derail this thread tho :(

I should go to the politics tab and waste those morons' time. You guys seem too nice over here :)

HEY FARK YOU, YOU FARKING FARK! :P

/kidding, of course!
//seriously though, I do wish you the very best. :)
///Peace.

becksellent: Nuno311: VonSchmegalton: Nuno311: Scrotastic Method: Nuno311: I became a Democrat semi-quickly :)).

sorry man. i hope nothing but the best for you, however meaningless that comes from an internet post.

Thanks again..didint mean to derail this thread tho :(

I should go to the politics tab and waste those morons' time. You guys seem too nice over here :)

HEY FARK YOU, YOU FARKING FARK! :P

/kidding, of course!
//seriously though, I do wish you the very best. :)
///Peace.

GO TEBOW YOURSELF IN THE TEBOW YOU FRIKKING TEBOW (I promised not to curse this entire week if he (who shall not be named because of a random ESPN 'QBR-rating' puts him below other QBs) won a playoff game.

/peace be upon you and Tebow
//God Bless Steeler Nation and the urine colored towels
///I can't WAIT to talk to Carl Sagan in the afterlife!!!!! (amonsgt others of course...the lines will be long but I guess I'll have time to wait)

Nuno311: /sorry to derail the thread
//wish I was dead like the Steelers post-season
///I need to do some more Tebow-ing I guess...at least that's what all my friends and family say. "We're praying for you". How about some of you dumbasses spend your Sundays learning neurology or become an internist instead of getting all made up to go to the place with the pointy top and putting money in a bucket so they can build a bigger place with a bigger pointy top??

Sorry :(

Nah, you're exactly right. Medical research leads to cures. not wishing for miracles.

/what's wrong with ya anyway?

Ebenator: F the Steelers and the brain-dead hicks who cheer for them.

Oh, it's this thread again. Yawn.

Mr. Potatoass: Ben Roethlisberger dragged someone into a restroom before SO Ray Lewis could stab them?

Fixed

ihatedumbpeople: Nuno311: /sorry to derail the thread
//wish I was dead like the Steelers post-season
///I need to do some more Tebow-ing I guess...at least that's what all my friends and family say. "We're praying for you". How about some of you dumbasses spend your Sundays learning neurology or become an internist instead of getting all made up to go to the place with the pointy top and putting money in a bucket so they can build a bigger place with a bigger pointy top??

Sorry :(

Nah, you're exactly right. Medical research leads to cures. not wishing for miracles.

/what's wrong with ya anyway?

I just turned 38 just as an FYI.

CHF (that EEGs/EKGs won't confirm..weird eh?), and hemochromatosis (which would cost a nice $6k just for someone to withdraw and dump my blood somewhere..no lie)...and a HUGE subarachnoid cyst on my right front temporal lobe that is likely the cause of most, if not all, of my symptoms (too many to to list) and that an Emory Neurosurgeon told me "just be glad you're not a retard". LITERALLY!!! HE SAID THAT!!!!

JEFFREY OLSON AT EMORY actually used the word RETARD. I have wished so many times that I could go back in time to say the many many things that he deserved to hear after me spending $1000 for his precious 2 minutes of time...but I was so floored I was frikking speechless.

Totally worth the 2 month wait to get there, an hour in the waiting room and the 4 hour round trip drive.(/sarcasm)

http://www.emoryhealthcare.org/neurosurgery/surgeons/jeffrey-olson.ht m l

/sorry for the Oxford comma if it offends you :)
//another nice tidbit...my Neurologist said "you would have been a CEO if you weren't missing half your brain". Again, another quote word for word.
///Not that I really wanna be a CEO....I just wanna feel okay for half a frikking hour. Off to Tebow over the toilet...talk to ya later.

Mr. Potatoass: Ben Roethlisberger dragged raped someone into a restroom before Ray Lewis could stab them?

Fixed for accuracy.

Surly U. Jest: Mr. Potatoass: Ben Roethlisberger dragged raped someone into a restroom before Ray Lewis could stab them?

Fixed for accuracy.

I thought it kinda went without saying - I mean, why else would he drag someone into a restroom? *shrugs*

IAmRight: Nuno311: ///I need to do some more Tebow-ing I guess...at least that's what all my friends and family say. "We're praying for you". How about some of you dumbasses spend your Sundays learning neurology or become an internist instead of getting all made up to go to the place with the pointy top and putting money in a bucket so they can build a bigger place with a bigger pointy top??

By the time they learned anything, you'd be dead anyway. Besides, seems like all the people that DID study are even more skilled at taking your money and not offering you anything to help you out.

/sorry, but getting mad at friends and family isn't really going to help you out in any way

Great point and i was just venting. I'll take prayers and snake oil over nothing at all :). My friends and most of my family have been great but my Parents are getting old and I try not to stress them out and tend to do my best to hide a lot of this from them.

But yea...in reality, the people praying for me aren't hitting me up for $500,000 and are getting the same results as the people that are :)