And that's terrible.

Why must you stay living in the basement? You need to come out fromunda the house and get a life like normal folk.

Velveeta bowl of dicks, subby.

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VENEZUELAN BEAVER CHEESE??


"Finest in the district, sir!"

"Explain the logic underlying that conclusion."

How many gruyeres in prison will he get, fondu you think?

Hey at least none of the links here go to goatcheese.

Haha! Now there's a man who knows how to slice a wheel of Jarlsberg! You might say his Havarti has lost its Camembert! Of course the Gouda can't always Feta the Cheddar, but sometimes it's nice to know that Edam is Mozzarella. To sum up: always Brie your Stilton and never leave your Parmesan to Muenster your Romano!

Akkawi give the Patriots a Hirtenkäse, no one can reasonably say Weisslacker anymore.

Some of you Farkers really captured the delicate essence of good puns in this thread.

/my old standby

He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" And I said, "Stealin' cheese." And they all moved away from me on the bench there....

In his defense. Nobody claimed he was sharp.

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over in three.

/dont care how farking runny it is, bring it hither with all speed!

FunkOut: Maybe he's just having a bad gruyere. Still, I bet some people want to kick him in the Wensleydale.


"Oh, I thought you were talking to me, sir. Mr. Wensleydale."

Cheeze S Christ, what an asshole

Put that back! That's nacho cheese!

Well, easy come, asiago.

If he stole Humbolt Fog goat cheese I'd see a problem.

Describing the arrest as "the least proud moment of my life",

Least proud? So he's still proud of it in some way? I should say so: three farking onions for FREE!

I LOVE stealing from stores. I have no idea why, but I steal things I don't even want.

LeroyBourne: If he stole Humbolt Fog goat cheese I'd see a problem.

On the other hand, I'd understand.

Queso ra, so ra....

/whatever will be,will be...

It's a queso kleptomania. He should ask cheese sauce for forgiveness. I bet he feels bleu at this feta compli. I'm sad that it a curd. I mean, how dairy? He should have acted more caerphilly.

C'est fromage dommage!

There are too many "TV Chef"s in the world.

Subby's name is Rennet Butler...

To his credit, he only stole the cheese.

Paris1127: Took a brie time for this thread to be full of cheese puns, although I can't tell which are original and who's a cheddar... The puns are stilton to give me a headache, but I guess I'll just camembert it...

/ONIONS
//CHEESE
///WTF Sun?

All I could think was of that story of the news reporter who had to send secret messages or the stalker was going to get her. Either that or the Sun is trying to mess with the paranoia crowd....secret messages in The Sun...put in ALL CAPS for ME.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: When it comes to morals, he don't know JACK.

Or at least he's not all that cultured.

You know that saying "this is why we can't have nice things", this is a perfect example. You have a great big tree full of ripe juicy apples and the first person comes along, and although one would be satisfying, one would be enough, he picks all the low hanging fruit. Then the next person comes running up, ladder in hand and picks the rest. He wont eat them, he will probably just end up tossing most of them out. But dammit, they are free and easy so we must take them all.

nomesayin? (new window)

the idiot obviously has a roquefort brains.

/I tried..

The headline is bad. And you should FEEL bad.

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Not today, sir.