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markie_farkie [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 07:30:31 PM
uhh.. HAMPSHIRE.. I failed typing class this week.

/subby
 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 07:32:30 PM
I just ironed my new hampshirt.
 
bighasbeen [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 07:38:28 PM
cameroncrazy1984: I just ironed my new hampshirt.

Only hippies wear hamp and they don't iron anything.
 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 07:43:12 PM
bighasbeen: cameroncrazy1984: I just ironed my new hampshirt.

Only hippies wear hamp and they don't iron anything.

Dude...this hamp feels sooooo weird, man. Have you ever thought about the shape of our toes?
 
bighasbeen [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 07:48:17 PM
cameroncrazy1984: bighasbeen: cameroncrazy1984: I just ironed my new hampshirt.

Only hippies wear hamp and they don't iron anything.

Dude...this hamp feels sooooo weird, man. Have you ever thought about the shape of our toes?

Why do they call them toes, anyway? They don't toe things. They should call them walks.
 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 07:50:24 PM
bighasbeen: cameroncrazy1984: bighasbeen: cameroncrazy1984: I just ironed my new hampshirt.

Only hippies wear hamp and they don't iron anything.

Dude...this hamp feels sooooo weird, man. Have you ever thought about the shape of our toes?

Why do they call them toes, anyway? They don't toe things. They should call them walks.

Dude. Who do I have to call to make this happen right now? I want some pizza. And some chips.
 
incendi [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 07:50:35 PM
Somebody needs to find those 19 people and study them.
 
bighasbeen [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 07:53:12 PM
cameroncrazy1984: bighasbeen: cameroncrazy1984: bighasbeen: cameroncrazy1984: I just ironed my new hampshirt.

Only hippies wear hamp and they don't iron anything.

Dude...this hamp feels sooooo weird, man. Have you ever thought about the shape of our toes?

Why do they call them toes, anyway? They don't toe things. They should call them walks.

Dude. Who do I have to call to make this happen right now? I want some pizza. And some chips.

Man, pizza is the best!
 
RminusQ [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 08:01:10 PM
SHOCKING NEWS: Romney wins. Paul well behind in second, Huntsman weller behind in third. Only 11% reporting.

"This is big news", lies Chris Matthews.
 
Aar1012 [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 08:09:16 PM
Where does someone get a new hampshirt?
 
DamnYankees [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 08:13:35 PM
This is so farking boring.
 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 08:15:28 PM
DamnYankees: This is so farking boring.

Why do you think the first half of the thread is about hampshirts?
 
A Fark Handle
2012-01-10 08:16:29 PM
whoever wins, we all lose. actually that's a lie. whoever wins, 99% of americans lose.

/there's not a serious candidate in the whole bunch...
 
justafarkingchef
2012-01-10 08:17:02 PM
Life sucks when Romney is the best you have to offer. It says everything about the GOP right there.
 
A Dark Evil Omen
2012-01-10 08:17:10 PM
You mean Romney's winning? What a... yawn... shocking development. Everyone knew it would be Romney. It hasn't been a question since dubstep was underground.
 
MisterLoki
2012-01-10 08:18:09 PM
Here is your New Hampshire Primary drinking game:

1. Turn off the computer.
2. Go out and drink.
 
Kuta
2012-01-10 08:18:34 PM
Looks like Santorum slipped on something.
 
A Dark Evil Omen
2012-01-10 08:19:00 PM
And the lady on NPR just apologized for referring to working-class Republicans as workibg-class and corrected herself to "blue collar".
 
Karac
2012-01-10 08:19:01 PM
Why isn't Frothy Mix mentioned?
 
Fart_Machine
2012-01-10 08:19:56 PM
A Dark Evil Omen: You mean Romney's winning? What a... yawn... shocking development. Everyone knew it would be Romney. It hasn't been a question since dubstep was underground.

The big question was who would be #2.

Or rather it was a big question for the press who want to keep this horse race alive.
 
Sir Roderick Glossop
2012-01-10 08:20:14 PM
A Fark Handle: whoever wins, we all lose. actually that's a lie. whoever wins, 99% of americans lose.

/there's not a serious candidate in the whole bunch...

*yawn*

Oh, sorry. You were saying something?
 
bighasbeen [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 08:20:59 PM
Fart_Machine: The big question was who would be #2.

Santorum, no matter who is second.
 
what_now [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 08:21:08 PM
This is boring.

It was fun watching the MSNBC guys rile up John Sununu, but that's because I don't like that old fart. He was nasty to my 7th grade class when we went on a field trip to the NH state house, so fark him.
 
Corvus
2012-01-10 08:21:15 PM
It looks like it's now a four Derp race!
 
A Dark Evil Omen
2012-01-10 08:21:27 PM
bighasbeen: Fart_Machine: The big question was who would be #2.

Santorum, no matter who is second.

Well played.
 
Aar1012 [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 08:21:34 PM
A Dark Evil Omen: And the lady on NPR just apologized for referring to working-class Republicans as workibg-class and corrected herself to "blue collar".

There are working class GOP?
 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 08:22:26 PM
And Santorum comes in well behind.
 
cmunic8r99 [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 08:22:42 PM
bighasbeen: Fart_Machine: The big question was who would be #2.

Santorum, no matter who is second.

Winner!
 
what_now [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 08:22:54 PM
Aar1012: There are working class GOP?

Yup. Most of my family. They's stupid.

However, Bush drove most of them away from the party.
 
gameshowhost
2012-01-10 08:23:20 PM
I see that the markets still haven't solved the Ron Paul Problem.
 
Stile4aly
2012-01-10 08:23:38 PM
Congratulations, Republicans, you're about to nominate a man who is for the spiritual father of Obamacare, was pro-choice for most of his life, and will say anything to get elected.
 
DamnYankees [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 08:23:50 PM
Romney has some clean cut sons.
 
A Dark Evil Omen
2012-01-10 08:24:56 PM
Stile4aly: Congratulations, Republicans, you're about to nominate a man who is for the spiritual father of Obamacare, was pro-choice for most of his life, and will say anything to get elected.

Romney does have a pretty nice hampshirt, though.
 
gameshowhost
2012-01-10 08:25:09 PM
bighasbeen: Fart_Machine: The big question was who would be #2.

Santorum, no matter who is second.

*teehee*

/voted you as "slippery"
 
Sir Roderick Glossop
2012-01-10 08:25:40 PM
Stile4aly: Congratulations, Republicans, you're about to nominate a man who is for the spiritual father of Obamacare, was pro-choice for most of his life, and will say anything to get elected.

I count two things that make him awesome and one that makes him like every other politician in the free world.
 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
2012-01-10 08:26:08 PM
what_now: Aar1012: There are working class GOP?

Yup. Most of my family. They's stupid.

However, Bush drove most of them away from the party.

Nothing ruins a party like a stupid drunk.

Huntsman camp says they're going to SC.
 
Lunchlady
2012-01-10 08:26:25 PM
DamnYankees: Romney has some clean cut sons.

Thad?

Years ago he was at walking around the tailgating at UNH's homecoming with Huckabee.

Huckabee was cooler.
 
Amos Quito
2012-01-10 08:26:42 PM
DamnYankees: Romney has some clean cut sons.


Mormons circumcise?
 
Fart_Machine
2012-01-10 08:27:04 PM
bighasbeen: Fart_Machine: The big question was who would be #2.

Santorum, no matter who is second.

assets.explainthisimage.com
 
DamnYankees [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 08:27:38 PM
Are some of Romney's sons adopted? They look really different from one another.
 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 08:28:29 PM
Sir Roderick Glossop: Stile4aly: Congratulations, Republicans, you're about to nominate a man who is for the spiritual father of Obamacare, was pro-choice for most of his life, and will say anything to get elected.

I count two things that make him awesome and one that makes him like every other politician in the free world.

They would be awesome, if he were still for those things.
 
DamnYankees [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 08:28:38 PM
Romney is the least inspiring speaker of all time.

OF ALL TIME.
 
NateGrey
2012-01-10 08:28:40 PM
Republicans fighting to be a loser. They really want 8 more years to ruin the economy and start more wars?
 
sarahthustra [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 08:28:44 PM
he has a handsome family, though his sons look like it takes a lot of effort for their mouths to contain their teefs.
 
Amos Quito
2012-01-10 08:28:45 PM
DamnYankees: Are some of Romney's sons adopted? They look really different from one another.


Adopted, or just born to other wives?
 
croesius
2012-01-10 08:29:33 PM
I guess the republicans couldn't stomach Santorum.
 
Sir Roderick Glossop
2012-01-10 08:29:58 PM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Huntsman camp says they're going to SC.

That's like a Lubavitch rabbi going to Salt Lake City to find followers...
 
DarnoKonrad
2012-01-10 08:30:22 PM
what_now: This is boring.

i.imgur.com
 
Amos Quito
2012-01-10 08:30:23 PM
DamnYankees: Romney is the least inspiring speaker of all time.

OF ALL TIME.


If you had ever attended a Mormon Church meeting, you'd understand why.
 
Aar1012 [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 08:30:34 PM
Mitt, where are YOUR ideas?
 
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