As long as there are no exposed nipples everything should be OK

I am going to make foetus-shaped empanadas to be served with a delicious tomato salsa in anticipation of the commercial.

What a sick, sick man.

BritneysSpeculum: I am going to make foetus-shaped empanadas to be served with a delicious tomato salsa in anticipation of the commercial.

I was going to go with hard boiled chicken embryos with a deviled filling, but that sounds like ma lot more fun.

Awesome.

I'm sure football fans will love having some lunatic f*ck up the Super Bowl. There's no way this will backfire on anti-abortion groups.

Mr. Randall is running for president? The disclosure forms should be enlightening.

Scungilli with a garlicy red sauce?

But if someone were to want to run an ad in favor of abortion rights, the networks/tv stations would reject it as being too controversial.

2wolves: Mr. Randall is running for president? The disclosure forms should be enlightening.

As a Democrat no less.

Because he thinks he can split the vote.

I wish I was joking.

This is the asshole who started Operation Rescue, the group that runs anti-abortion training "camps" where so-called "pro-life" people are taught how to terrorize abortion clinics and patients. He keeps an aborted fetus named "Baby Choice" in a jar. Really.

I'm sure it's been said, but a lot of the gruesome 'abortion' pictures are actually from miscarriages or late-term pregnancy loss. But, you know, anything you can do to convince people that ending a pregnancy you don't want is the equivalent of putting a gun to a toddler's head and pulling the trigger...

Lorelle: so-called "pro-life" people

Please don't call them that. Anti-choice people don't actually care about life.

Lorelle: This is the asshole who started Operation Rescue, the group that materially supported the terrorist bombing of doctors offices

FTFY.

I'm not buying it for a minute that they have to air those ads. They can always find a way out or make them tone down the ads. I'm guessing those stations are running them because they either don't have the guts to say no or they approve of the content of the ads not just the message

ads for political candidates cannot be prohibited within 45 days of an election.

Then I'm going to announce my candidacy for president and run "campaign ads" consisting of nothing but porn for 45 days straight.

Remember when a UU commercial advertising their openness was deemed too controversial because there was a couple of dudes holding hands? Good times.

jspenguin: ads for political candidates cannot be prohibited within 45 days of an election.

Then I'm going to announce my candidacy for president and run "campaign ads" consisting of nothing but porn for 45 days straight.

Oh yes. This so many times over. I think something like this:

FADE IN on an unfocused image of Goatse man. As the focus pulls sharp, the ANNOUNCER says:

ANNOUNCER (VOICEOVER): All of the current members of Congress are assholes.

Cut to Two Girls One Cup, looped at the scene where the pooping occurs.

ANNOUNCER: They shiat all over the public, and expect YOU to just eat it up

Cut to scene of a Donkey Show, preferably one with a fat hairy guy being boned by a bony donkey with mange.

ANNOUNCER: They fark you again and again

Cut to a scene of someone in a gimp suit with a ball gag being sodomized with a huge dildo emblazoned with the words "Citizens United"

ANNOUNCER: The working man doesn't have a voice in anything, while the corporations work him over like a rentboy

Cut to a scene with a dominatrix standing in front of a voting machine, holding a cat-o-nine tails in one hand and a voting pen in the other

ANNOUNCER: So what are YOU gonna do about it, you pussy?

Chiron on screen: Fark the politicians. Fark the corporations. Fark them so they don't fark you.

FADE OUT.

Terry Randall is a seriously disturbed man.

Why is FOX, or whatever network has the SB, allowing this?

dahmers love zombie: description of the ad dahmers love zombie would run

Wow how detailed and thought out.
Why does the donkey have to have mange?

Good thing Tebow won't be too busy actually playing the Super Bowl.

Anti-abortion ads showing graphic images of aborted fetuses covered in blood and surrounded by religious icons will air during the Super Bowl in February, courtesy of Democratic Presidential candidate Randall Terry

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! BLOOD AND SKULLS! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

/first thing I thought of...
//so sorry.

spongeboob: dahmers love zombie: description of the ad dahmers love zombie would run

Wow how detailed and thought out.
Why does the donkey have to have mange?

Personal kink.

Lionel Mandrake: Terry Randall is a seriously disturbed man.

Or is he a shameless opportunist who trying to bilk the anti-abortion movement? Where was his candidacy in 2004 as a Republican to pressure Bush to be more prolife? The fact that there wasn't more of a push when the Republicans(the self announced Prolife party) were in control of both the executive and legislative branches to advance restrictions on abortions should really be repeated.

Yes he could and probably is both.

Meh. I already had Santorum all over my TV for the past week.

GreenAdder: Meh. I already had Santorum all over my TV for the past week.

well that's not very sanitary.

Weaver95: GreenAdder: Meh. I already had Santorum all over my TV for the past week.

well that's not very sanitary.

I tried to tell the networks that, but they all hung up on me.

Meh.

Go ahead, haters. Let's see how many people I can gross out by comparing it to the chili.

I love these right-wing nuts, as they are the ones who won't let the public forget what happens when conservatives get elected into leadership positions.

what_now: Meh.

Go ahead, haters. Let's see how many people I can gross out by comparing it to the chili.

Yeah. I'm thinking of putting out a Crock Pot with meatballs and little smokey sausages in BBQ sauce and just labeling it "Baby Parts."

elchip: Meh. If you eat meat, you should be comfortable with slaughterhouse footage. If you're pro-choice, you should be comfortable with abortion footage.

Ok.

Captain_Ballbeard: Randall Terry, not Terry Randall, dumbassmitter.

TFA says Terry Randall, but the article that TFA links to says Randall Terry.

It just amazes me that these anti-choice gomers think these tactics work in any way. They don't work, and if anything, it just leads people to mock them further.