Doesn't marriage imply divorce.

Well, they wanted it and (in some places) they got it. And they got exactly what they were asking for.

see? No respect for the sanctity of the sacrament. Damn gays ruin everything. Now straights are gonna start getting divorced at alarming rates. Them homos are gonna be the death of Western Civilization

Obvious tag still on vacation in Cabo?

The 46 trillion Farkers who all thought they were being incredibly clever with the whole "gay people should have to suffer the same as everyone else" thing are getting a kick out of this...

They go together like a horse and carriage.

Fabulous!

Damn homos are breaking the sanctity of marriage...

skullkrusher: see? No respect for the sanctity of the sacrament. Damn gays ruin everything. Now straights are gonna start getting divorced at alarming rates. Them homos are gonna be the death of Western Civilization

My brother got married on the deck of the fark'n starship enterprise in a fark'n kilt for 1/3rd the money that would cost me and my partner to get 1/3rd the rights.

/sanctity of marriage my ass
//ya i know your trolling

The next time that the Mormons sent 12-year-old girls to my house in some "defense of marriage" petition drive, I'm going to say: "Go home and kill any relatives who have had a divorce. That'll defend marriage."

bravian: skullkrusher: see? No respect for the sanctity of the sacrament. Damn gays ruin everything. Now straights are gonna start getting divorced at alarming rates. Them homos are gonna be the death of Western Civilization

My brother got married on the deck of the fark'n starship enterprise in a fark'n kilt for 1/3rd the money that would cost me and my partner to get 1/3rd the rights.

/sanctity of marriage my ass
//ya i know your trolling

your gayness caused him to do what he could to make a mockery of the sacred institution

skullkrusher: see? No respect for the sanctity of the sacrament. Damn gays ruin everything. Now straights are gonna start getting divorced at alarming rates. Them homos are gonna be the death of Western Civilization

Even thought my brain should process with either rage or humor, I can't be worked up to do either. What is wrong with me?

I'm gonna married my toaster.

A-heh heh. Heh.

Now they can enjoy marriage as much as Gingrich has!

bravian: skullkrusher: see? No respect for the sanctity of the sacrament. Damn gays ruin everything. Now straights are gonna start getting divorced at alarming rates. Them homos are gonna be the death of Western Civilization

My brother got married on the deck of the fark'n starship enterprise in a fark'n kilt for 1/3rd the money that would cost me and my partner to get 1/3rd the rights.

/sanctity of marriage my ass
//ya i know your trolling

also, it's always about "our rights" with you people. Why are you all so farking selfish? What about the rights of regular people like me? What about my right to not have to think about two men entering into a legal, voluntary contract? Ever think of that, you farkin narcissist?

Benni K Rok: skullkrusher: see? No respect for the sanctity of the sacrament. Damn gays ruin everything. Now straights are gonna start getting divorced at alarming rates. Them homos are gonna be the death of Western Civilization

Even thought my brain should process with either rage or humor, I can't be worked up to do either. What is wrong with me?

tired? Caffeine crash? Maybe you had a few beers with dinner and are now floating in that pleasant place in-between consciousness and a relaxing snooze that coming off a slight buzz offers?

Better hide your turtles.

Old news is old

heinekenftw: Now they can enjoy marriage as much as Gingrich has!

Hey, Newt had a damn good reason for getting divorced. He loved America SO MUCH! Sure, he also wanted to diddle his staffers, but that just shows that he loved America SO MUCH!

We went through this stupidity in Rhode Island while I was still there. It's just ridiculous.

Just amend the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and be done with it already. Enough political jackassery.

skullkrusher: Benni K Rok: skullkrusher: see? No respect for the sanctity of the sacrament. Damn gays ruin everything. Now straights are gonna start getting divorced at alarming rates. Them homos are gonna be the death of Western Civilization

Even thought my brain should process with either rage or humor, I can't be worked up to do either. What is wrong with me?

tired? Caffeine crash? Maybe you had a few beers with dinner and are now floating in that pleasant place in-between consciousness and a relaxing snooze that coming off a slight buzz offers?

Definately the first two. I'm pretty sure you were being sarcastic, but I don't care either way.

And I've said all along that the ones that were going to come out ahead in gay marriage were the divorce lawyers. Appears I was correct.

nubianz talk shiat. u never mind that. funny never find dat

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Old news is old

Aaand, we're done here. Strike the set, last one out turn off the lights.

shiat just got real.

that should be a pretty simple bill to pass, since gays can't marry anyway.

Cavemankiwi: Doesn't marriage imply divorce.

No.

AlwaysRightBoy: My uncle and his partner of 30 plus years never had such 'luxury'. he lost everything from their relationship to my uncle partners family.

Why no will?

Gay divorces?

We call that 'cause and effect' boys and girls.

There are some golden comments.

Who will pay the gay child-support for each couple's mass of adopted designer-babies from every continent?

Gay men are being deprived of their God given constitutional right to have an abortion...Until this is remedied, they will never be equal.

The only people who really ever cared about Gay Marriage were Trial Lawyers and Divorce Attorneys.
The idea that all these gays were just dying to engage in Holy Matrimony nonsense from he start. A make work program for DNC connected lawyers.

Curse of the Goth Kids: I'm gonna married my toaster.

A-heh heh. Heh.

No, you're not. I'm already married to your toaster.

Can anyone explain to me how marriage (a religious sacrament) can lawfully be regulated by the state?

Cavemankiwi: Doesn't marriage imply divorce.

Not if you're Catholic.

meanmutton: Can anyone explain to me how marriage (a religious sacrament) can lawfully be regulated by the state?

Marriage is a tripartite contract to extend the bonds of family by law instead of by blood. The religious bit is entirely extraneous.

bravian: skullkrusher: see? No respect for the sanctity of the sacrament. Damn gays ruin everything. Now straights are gonna start getting divorced at alarming rates. Them homos are gonna be the death of Western Civilization

My brother got married on the deck of the fark'n starship enterprise in a fark'n kilt for 1/3rd the money that would cost me and my partner to get 1/3rd the rights.

/sanctity of marriage my ass
//ya i know your trolling


Time to re-calibrate.

meanmutton: Can anyone explain to me how marriage (a religious sacrament) can lawfully be regulated by the state?

Because they give you a license, but it's a bit backwards: A driver's license will let you go anywhere. A marriage license makes you stay put.

A Dark Evil Omen: meanmutton: Can anyone explain to me how marriage (a religious sacrament) can lawfully be regulated by the state?

Marriage is a tripartite contract to extend the bonds of family by law instead of by blood. The religious bit is entirely extraneous.

The religious bit came first.

meanmutton: A Dark Evil Omen: meanmutton: Can anyone explain to me how marriage (a religious sacrament) can lawfully be regulated by the state?

Marriage is a tripartite contract to extend the bonds of family by law instead of by blood. The religious bit is entirely extraneous.

The religious bit came first.

And you can say this with certainty, can you, given that the institution of marriage predates recorded history? Who the fark are you, the Highlander?

While marriages may or may not take place in a place of worship, ALL divorces take place in a court of law, which is proof that all "marriages" are legal entities, rather than religious constructs. Further, all marriages are civil unions; but not all civil unions are marriages.

Denying two consenting adults the ability to join together in such a civil union impedes their civil rights.

/In three weeks, my parents will celebrate 44 years in a now same-sex marriage.
//My parent transitioned from male to female when I was in my teens & they stayed committed to "Let No Obe Rend Asunder" their vows.

Curse of the Goth Kids: I'm gonna married my toaster.

A-heh heh. Heh.

What my toaster might look like.

meanmutton: Can anyone explain to me how marriage (a religious sacrament) can lawfully be regulated by the state?

Because they aren't regulating the religious aspect, they are regulating the legal aspect.