'Romney, Gingrich, and Santorum' conjures some of the most horrific mental images I could ever possibly conjure in 50 lifetimes..

haaahahahahah

For what it's worth Santorum and Gigrich just said they'd have Attorney Generals who enforce the laws. Romney is the only one who elaborated some weird shiat about monitoring children, and we all know he just says whatever people want to hear.

markie_farkie: 'Romney, Gingrich, and Santorum' conjures some of the most horrific mental images I could ever possibly conjure in 50 lifetimes..

They're like the Stygian Witches. Except in their case they share a brain. I wonder who has it today?

Keep your Mitt off my tits!

eddyatwork: Notice that RON PAUL didn't say he would do that. RON PAUL!

No, but RON PAUL would let the states conjure up whatever batshiat statutes they wanted, so that if you set up a porn site in a rational state, and it was VIEWABLE in DumbFarkistan, the Dumbfarkistanians could lock you in a hole filled with scorpions if they wanted to.

My dream candidate would hold this position: It's nobody's goddamn business what you look at, or who you put your pecker in, as long as you don't hurt others.
And in case anyone was thinking of taking that comment and twisting it inappropriately, I consider having sex with children, the unconscious, the incapacitated, and animals to be "hurting others".

There are few laws stupider than those that ban consenting adults from viewing other consenting adults having sex.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: [images.wikia.com image 300x434]

Trekkie Monster is not amused.

Came here for this, leaving satisfied.

dahmers love zombie: It's nobody's goddamn business what you look at, or who you put your pecker in, as long as you don't hurt others.
And in case anyone was thinking of taking that comment and twisting it inappropriately, I consider having sex with children, the unconscious, the incapacitated, and animals to be "hurting others".

That suggests that anything pedo was OK as long as there was no sex. Was that what you meant?

something something personal responsibility.

FTFA: Three Leading GOP Presidential Nominees Pledge To Be Tough Hard On Porn

Fix'd

If you took all the porn off the internet, there would only be one website left and that website would be called bringbacktheporn.com

Alright, since no one else in here is enough of a pedant to do this, I guess I will:

James!: For what it's worth Santorum and Gigrich just said they'd have Attorneys Generals who enforce the laws. Romney is the only one who elaborated some weird shiat about monitoring children, and we all know he just says whatever people want to hear.

Disappointed in you, Fark.

It's almost comical how with all the real shiat we need fixed both here and abroad, these guys cannot get over their fixation with sex. And in Santorum's case, gay sex. Hot, sweaty. throbbing sinful gay sex.

Aarontology: something something personal responsibility.

Something something smaller government

Mugato: It's almost comical how with all the real shiat we need fixed both here and abroad, these guys cannot get over their fixation with sex. And in Santorum's case, gay sex. Hot, sweaty. throbbing sinful frothy gay sex.

ftfy

Ah yes, the GOP. Keeping government out of my personal affairs once again.

Small government!

Lionel Mandrake: Aarontology: something something personal responsibility.

Something something smaller government

Something something free market.

"leading national organization opposing pornography and indecency through public education and the application of the law,"

Wait, I thought they didn't like sex education?

GAT_00: dahmers love zombie: It's nobody's goddamn business what you look at, or who you put your pecker in, as long as you don't hurt others.
And in case anyone was thinking of taking that comment and twisting it inappropriately, I consider having sex with children, the unconscious, the incapacitated, and animals to be "hurting others".

That suggests that anything pedo was OK as long as there was no sex. Was that what you meant?

Hello! Username!

shivashakti: It's great to see that a man of such high principles and morality like Newt Gingrich is fighting something as dangerous and harmful as pornography.

I have a healthy appreciation of porn but I also have been faithful to my wife for 10 years now and intend to be for our entire marriage till death do us part. Challenge: I don't believe in God and I travel to Europe on business 4 times a year.

I don't need any farking Conservatives to teach me morality.

....cold dead hands.

In both face-to-face meetings and written statements, three candidates made this pledge: Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney, and Rick Santorum

I'll bet Santorum likes donkey porn. Gingrich and Romney strike me as the gangbang/orgy types...but Santorum gives off a serious 'creepy sex' vibe.

I_Am_Weasel: ....cold dead hands.

wait - there's zombie porn!?

Weaver95: I_Am_Weasel: ....cold dead hands.

wait - there's zombie porn!?

I believe it's covered by rule #34.

shivashakti: It's great to see that a man of such high principles and morality like Newt Gingrich is fighting something as dangerous and harmful as pornography.

It's easier to fight that, than adultery...

shivashakti: Weaver95: I'll bet Santorum likes donkey porn.

I bet he masturbates to "The Handmaid's Tale".

I'm trying to decide if I want that in my Google search history or not...

shivashakti: Weaver95: I'll bet Santorum likes donkey porn.

I bet he masturbates to "The Handmaid's Tale".

ooo...you know, didn't someone do a sarah palin porn/parody thing a while back? I'll bet Santorum goes for that sort of thing.

I absolutely guarantee you that Santorum has a few hidden bookmarks that go to videos of trannys banging other trannys who are furiously fapping onto their own bellies.