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(Washington Post) Dumbass 17-year-old boy picked up by cop outside Motel 6. Then, 17-year-old boy was picked up by cop outside Motel 6   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 83
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2012-01-10 05:06:04 PM
I pick things up and put them down.
 
2012-01-10 05:06:54 PM
The sheriff's office has not revealed what activities went on in the motel room.

I bet they were playing the D&D.
 
2012-01-10 05:07:35 PM
Does subby have Alzheimer's, or does subby have Alzheimer's?
 
2012-01-10 05:08:18 PM
What is it about underage boys that makes them so sexy? I have trouble believing our country is that full of would-be cavorting Greeks of old.

You know the ones I mean.
 
2012-01-10 05:14:27 PM
Comeon, who hasn't had the cop-suspect roleplay fantasy from time to time?
 
2012-01-10 05:14:33 PM
I'm not sure I follow. The police officer solicited a teen boy on the internet and took him to a hotel room. The officer then left briefly. The boy left briefly. The boy got locked out and found by a different police officer. The first police officer returned and was found by the second officer. Is that how this went down?
 
2012-01-10 05:15:16 PM
trappedspirit: The sheriff's office has not revealed what activities went on in the motel room.

I bet they were playing the D&D.


The cop probably tried to get into the kid's bag of holding, and the kid ran off.
 
2012-01-10 05:15:44 PM
James F. Campbell: What is it about underage boys that makes them so sexy? I have trouble believing our country is that full of would-be cavorting Greeks of old.

You know the ones I mean.


You mean like Hercules and Eolis?

/women are for making babies, men are for lovin'
//good, ol' fashioned values
 
2012-01-10 05:17:00 PM
If the 17 year old boy is there then he wants to be there.
 
2012-01-10 05:17:51 PM
Does it really need to be said? Anyone of us would have been butt raped several times in jail by now, and facing life in prison under some interpretation of a Lunsford Law...I assume most states have their own version. No, this was a cop. He will even get to keep his retirement. The kid, fark him...right? The problem is that he was a cop. It was virtually impossible for him not to be able find out everything about this boy witha few computer strokes. He doesn't have the luxury of saying, that person told me they were 22...wtf? Then again, he is a cop. Do you know what "Red Wings" mean in guy terminology? I wonder if they have a special AWARD that they hand out for this in police departments, because they sure don't take it seriously. Administrative Leave?
 
2012-01-10 05:17:55 PM
Damn you Fredricksburg, why are you stealing all our sexy 17 year old boys!!!
 
2012-01-10 05:18:15 PM
Oh, no! Not ADMINISTRATIVE LEAVE!
 
2012-01-10 05:19:23 PM
cgraves67: I'm not sure I follow. The police officer solicited a teen boy on the internet and took him to a hotel room. The officer then left briefly. The boy left briefly. The boy got locked out and found by a different police officer. The first police officer returned and was found by the second officer. Is that how this went down?

That's what I was thinking.
Either way something went down.
 
2012-01-10 05:21:03 PM
Paging CruiserTwelve...
 
2012-01-10 05:21:18 PM
good. i hope they have to overturn every sentence that that pedophile was a credible witness in
 
2012-01-10 05:21:55 PM
The real trauma for the boy is that the cop chose a Motel 6.
 
2012-01-10 05:23:37 PM
What's this? Brent is not the name of a sexy female police captain...
 
2012-01-10 05:23:38 PM
The sheriff's office has not revealed what activities went on in the motel room.

t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-01-10 05:25:23 PM
eeizbee: good. i hope they have to overturn every sentence that that pedophile was a credible witness in

On what grounds? He's a pedophile, not a pathological liar.
 
2012-01-10 05:25:27 PM
eeizbee: good. i hope they have to overturn every sentence that that pedophile was a credible witness in
Did you read the article?. He was charged with "contributing to the delinquency of a minor".

I'm sure his being a cop had nothing to do with being let off with a slap on the wrist instead of a spot on the sex offender registry.
 
2012-01-10 05:27:23 PM
So is the age of consent different for same sex loving? 17 is legal pretty much everywhere isn't it? Or is this an abuse of station due to being a cop? I'm not big on defending the cops, but is this even a story?

/All questions, no answers
 
2012-01-10 05:27:58 PM
Phaggot cop. Slap on the dick & let/got him off.
 
2012-01-10 05:28:05 PM
cgraves67: I'm not sure I follow. The police officer solicited a teen boy on the internet and took him to a hotel room. The officer then left briefly. The boy left briefly. The boy got locked out and found by a different police officer. The first police officer returned and was found by the second officer. Is that how this went down?

Yep.
 
2012-01-10 05:29:13 PM
I'm sure his being a cop had nothing to do with being let off with a slap on the wrist


And I'm sure you didn't read the article. "Taylor has been placed on administrative leave pending an investigation. "

There's an investigation ongoing. No charges have yet been filed, no wrong-doing has yet been uncovered, therefore no arrests have been made. Ipso facto, no one has "been let off with a slap on the wrist".
 
2012-01-10 05:30:59 PM
Age of consent is 15 in VA, what's the problem?
 
2012-01-10 05:31:12 PM
Hope he likes teh prison biache sex...Maybe now he won't have to pay for it.

images.wjla.com
 
2012-01-10 05:31:45 PM
But was he cavorting with the boy?
 
2012-01-10 05:37:29 PM
jst3p: Age of consent is 15 in VA, what's the problem?

18 if Wikipedia is right, with a close-in-age qualifier for 15 to 17. Cop is farked.


/well, if the kid was farked, the cop is farked
//or was he just checking out the cop's etchings in the motel room?
 
2012-01-10 05:38:43 PM
Embden.Meyerhof: I'm sure his being a cop had nothing to do with being let off with a slap on the wrist


And I'm sure you didn't read the article. "Taylor has been placed on administrative leave pending an investigation. "

There's an investigation ongoing. No charges have yet been filed, no wrong-doing has yet been uncovered, therefore no arrests have been made. Ipso facto, no one has "been let off with a slap on the wrist".


Wow, you had to double down on someone else's lack of reading comprehension. I'm pretty sure:

"was arrested Saturday and charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor"

means arrests have been made and wrong-doing has been uncovered. My "slap on the wrist" refers to them picking the criminal act that doesn't get him put on any registries IIRC. Arrange to meet a minor in a hotel room in the middle of the night sometime and let me know if the police are so nice.
 
2012-01-10 05:39:04 PM
Not my thing (boys), but what is the age of consent in Maryland.
 
2012-01-10 05:41:11 PM
Five Tails of Fury: jst3p: Age of consent is 15 in VA, what's the problem?

18 if Wikipedia is right, with a close-in-age qualifier for 15 to 17. Cop is farked.


/well, if the kid was farked, the cop is farked
//or was he just checking out the cop's etchings in the motel room?


Touche` although I wouldn't say he is farked:

Consensual sex where one partner is 15, 16 or 17 and the other is over 18 is a class 1 misdemeanor.

Suspended sentence and paid furlough, he is a cop.
 
2012-01-10 05:42:30 PM
Age of consent in VA is 18. Why isn't there a statutory rape charge along with the delinquency charge?
 
2012-01-10 05:42:51 PM
eeizbee: good. i hope they have to overturn every sentence that that pedophile was a credible witness in

Unless the 17 year old looked like a 13 year old boy - he isn't a pedophile.
 
2012-01-10 05:43:40 PM
Hey Mr. Police Officer!
"To protect and serve" does not mean "put a condom on the 17 year old's peener before going down on him".
 
2012-01-10 05:48:00 PM
"Brown-Chicken Brown Cow Penis
 
2012-01-10 05:50:18 PM
Ryker's Peninsula: Hey Mr. Police Officer!
"To protect and serve" does not mean "put a condom on the 17 year old's peener before going down on him".


Although, if you absolutely had to have sex with a 17-year-old, that would be the responsible thing to do.
 
2012-01-10 05:52:40 PM
Five Tails of Fury: /well, if the kid was farked, the cop is farked

Yeah, that seems likely. That's usually how these stories end, right?
 
2012-01-10 05:56:08 PM
EditorialSpace: Do you know what "Red Wings" mean in guy terminology?

Of course. It's cunnilingus with a menstruating woman. Everyone knows that. A slightly metallic taste, I'm told, but not necessarily unpleasant. What's it got to do with this case?
 
2012-01-10 05:58:08 PM
I was going to say "what is the problem?" until I read their age of consent law. Here it is 16 and the age of the other party is not a factor as far as I know.
 
2012-01-10 05:58:51 PM
Is this the thread where we purge our cop hate and biatch about, yet another, cop getting off with a paid vacation for comitting a crime the average citizen would already be in PMITA prison for?
 
2012-01-10 06:02:29 PM
Savage Belief: Is this the thread where we purge our cop hate and biatch about, yet another, cop getting off with a paid vacation for comitting a crime the average citizen would already be in PMITA prison for?

Yep! You're right on time.
 
2012-01-10 06:02:48 PM
old_toole: cgraves67: I'm not sure I follow. The police officer solicited a teen boy on the internet and took him to a hotel room. The officer then left briefly. The boy left briefly. The boy got locked out and found by a different police officer. The first police officer returned and was found by the second officer. Is that how this went down?

That's what I was thinking.
Either way something went down.


But was it the boy? Or the cop?
 
2012-01-10 06:14:16 PM
Isn't that a Mann Act violation?
 
2012-01-10 06:14:38 PM
Do you think the police captain is married with kids? hmmmmm?
 
2012-01-10 06:18:58 PM
Submitted First With a Better Headline: Savage Belief: Is this the thread where we purge our cop hate and biatch about, yet another, cop getting off with a paid vacation for comitting a crime the average citizen would already be in PMITA prison for?

Yep! You're right on time.


Sweet! I thought I was going to be late.

/Stupid 17 year old lost the room key for the Motel 6.
 
2012-01-10 06:21:51 PM
Savage Belief: Sweet! I thought I was going to be late.

/Stupid 17 year old lost the room key for the Motel 6.


I feel like it's almost time for it to turn into Fark Cops vs. Fark Cop-Haters, though, so get your kicks in quick.

/that's why I handcuff them to the bed and don't let the near the key
//those things are really useful!
 
2012-01-10 06:22:21 PM
Brent sounds like a fudgepacker.
 
2012-01-10 06:23:04 PM
Savage Belief:
/Stupid 17 year old lost the room key for the Motel 6.


Cop didn't leave the light on for him.
 
2012-01-10 06:23:49 PM
Consenting adult here in New York is 17.
But even if the age of consent in Maryland is 18 - when are 17 year old's "boy"s?
"Dumbass Teens", sure, but clearly not boys.
 
2012-01-10 06:27:26 PM
Meh. Republican problems.

/ya I went there
//y'all were taking too long
 
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