She makes great muffburgers

Somebody get this biatch a throat lozenge STAT

/creme fraiche?

I think there is a secret level of gay for the Food Network, you get the secret password and then you are free to say "OH that Rachel Ray, I am so over her!"

I'd hit Rachael or Giada, but they both seem....oddly proportioned?

DAT ASS.

23FPB23: I'd hit Rachael or Giada, but they both seem....oddly proportioned?

Giada's nickname around here is "crazy big-head lady".

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What's your address? I'd like to come push you down a flight of stairs. On fire. The stairs will also be on fire.

DanZero

That makes me want to kick her in the tits.

Besides, everyone knows Giada's version of Dune was, while unfaithful to the book, extremely entertaining and well done.

So now there's that celebrity cookoff show with guy fieri.

I dont like violence and i really dont like homophobia but fark me i wanna punch guy in his gay face. Rachel i would beat with a pillowcase full of doorknobs.

PanicMan: Giada's nickname around here is "crazy big-head lady

Heh. Reminds me of school days. There was a kid on the bus who had hydrocephalus or something, and was also really short...like nothing had worked out just right.

We called him Little Big Head.

/yes kids are mean
//no, it wasn't my idea

Would.

She can terrify my dick with that big, fat turd-cutter of hers.
/And by terrify, I mean pleasure
//And by big, fat turd-cutter I mean big, fat turd-cutter

Thank You Black Jesus!: So now there's that celebrity cookoff show with guy fieri.

i wanna punch guy in his gay douchebag face. Rachel i would beat with a pillowcase full of doorknobs.



Sunglasses on back of head = 100% douche

what this thread needs is Cat Cora

Vacation Bible School: Sunglasses on back of head = 100% douche

I can't argue that, but, when he did a BBQ show last year, he was at the establishment of a friend of mine and his family...they all said he was cool.

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yeah , but are they gonna renew boners buttholes and ballsacks with gay fieri?

Came for Rachel talking about her taco. Leaving disappointed.

I know she's on Bravo but Padma >>> (Giada + Rachel) x 10.

Rachel is some puffy upstate do dough. Cute under the age of 25. Natural range is from Albany north to the Canadian border, west to Rochester. Commonly spotted barfing in bushes outside of SUNY frat houses in May and June in furtherance of numerous education degrees. Eminently hittable and cute. Vocalizations are usually a hoarse and throaty low warble, brought on by vodak and cigarette smoke.

Xenu's Giant Pink Replicock: That makes me want to kick her in the tits.

the what?

HotIgneous Intruder: Rachel is some puffy upstate do dough. Cute under the age of 25. Natural range is from Albany north to the Canadian border, west to Rochester. Commonly spotted barfing in bushes outside of SUNY frat houses in May and June in furtherance of numerous education degrees. Eminently hittable and cute. Vocalizations are usually a hoarse and throaty low warble, brought on by vodak and cigarette smoke.

Let me direct you to the drinking thread on the Main tab....

Link (new window)

/Went to a SUNY college.
//Saw plenty of Rachel Rays

I would do nasty, gooey, greasy, stretchy things to her mouth and or other extremities.

A Rachael thread always seems empty without the corn shucking video. (new window)

She isn't hot, so why do I want to wreck her caboose?

Vacation Bible School: what this thread needs is Cat Cora

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Have you met her wife?

she knows where it goes. nom nom nom nom

pointing at her clitoris perhaps?

how many average sized peters could she fit in there at once? four? six? A DOZEN!?!?!

i can see her uvula!

*fap fap fap fap fap*

She terrifies me.......in my pants!

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THIS.
/he ate the still beating heart of a cobra! fark!

I'd fark them both. This thread is irrelevant.