He needs to go to W's how to be a silver-spoon-multi-millionaire-and-come-off-as-a-regular-joe school.

He's a big Tebow fan because is good at the throwing of the ball for some great scores

I'd take Romney overload if it means we don't have to hear about Palin, Bachmann or Perry.

"This is the chair. It is made from wood, which comes from the trees."

Headso: He needs to go to W's how to be a silver-spoon-multi-millionaire-and-come-off-as-a-regular-joe school.

Whidbey runs a school?

He needs to buy a ranch in Wyoming and get photographed clearing some brush, cause clearing brush is of vital importance, that damned farking brush is ruining our nation, someone needs to clear that shiat.

Romney-bot hasn't downloaded his latest daily software update.

God! Cut a wucking funt!

WTFITS?

SUPPORT ME IN YOUR HUMAN ELECTIONS. I MEAN ELECTIONS.

He really is the GOP's own John Kerry.

FTFA: And attempting to connect with sports fans, Romney said: "Let's see. What's on TV tonight? Which game is on now? Oh, it's the Bama-LSU game. This is the college football night."

He then continued, "I shall have my manservant prepare a traditional repast for the college football night. I believe that Pizza Rolls are the appropriate snack among your demographic, yes? Yes, I think I shall enjoy these Pizza Rolls during the college football night."

Fake, wooden, elitist, magic-pajama-wearing moron trying to "connect to the common folk" and clearly unable to do so because he has no damned concept of what Americans really do on a daily basis.

orclover: How can a man with his sum of money not be able to buy decent handlers? Or is he just unwilling to listen to them?

You can lead a Mormon to beer, but you can't make him shotgun a can.

Wow, I used to think he was as bad as Kerry, but he's actually way, way worse.

Thought this guy was a Mormon? They have a college and everything.


Brigham Young!

orclover: How can a man with his sum of money not be able to buy decent handlers? Or is he just unwilling to listen to them?

thats the terrifying thing- he HAS done that, and this is the best he can do when trying to follow their advice and training... after 7 freaking years!

Weigard: SUPPORT ME IN YOUR HUMAN ELECTIONS. I MEAN ELECTIONS.

SMITH COMMA JOHN FOR PRESIDENT '12!!!

I'm sure that Romney has his personal valet put his pants on him one leg at a time like everyone else.

TravisBickle62: He needs to buy a ranch in Wyoming and get photographed clearing some brush, cause clearing brush is of vital importance, that damned farking brush is ruining our nation, someone needs to clear that shiat.

You know, I have to clear brush occasionally from my property. It farking blows. What kind of a person enjoys that? Does GW also like cleaning toilets in his spare time? Because that's about how much fun clearing brush is. What kind of person can relate to that?

The Queen of England is better at talking to and with regular people than this asshole is. What is his problem?

Don't you hate it when your lazy butler washes your sock garters, and they're still covered in schmutz!?

orclover: How can a man with his sum of money not be able to buy decent handlers? Or is he just unwilling to listen to them?

He does. He just despises normal so much that even after all that this is what you get.

Rapmaster2000: Don't you hate it when your lazy butler washes your sock garters, and they're still covered in schmutz!?

I always enjoy firing them when they do that.

I've started reading everything he says in the voice of Montgomery Burns.

It fits surprisingly well.

Super-rich white people problems.

Jragghen: I've started reading everything he says in the voice of Montgomery Burns.

It fits surprisingly well.

You're interrupting my lime rickey!

That local sports team certainly is local, am I right, fellows? Tavern-keeper, a cheap, domestic beer for me and my 'home slice' here!

Philip Francis Queeg: I'm sure that Romney has his personal valet put his pants on him one leg at a time like everyone else.

Do you think perhaps once I might use the bathroom by myself?



Most amusing, sir.....*CLAP CLAP*....WIPERS!!!!!

Because they have no intention of winning. Obama is meant to be a two-term President. This is why only clowns entered the Republican race. This is why we hear one stupid sound bite after another. Obama is supposed to win.


Just like George Bush Senior was supposed to lose to Clinton. Even if he had to take an emetic and barf on the Prime Minister of Japan, on camera.

Get with the Program People

tinyarena: Because they have no intention of winning. Obama is meant to be a two-term President. This is why only clowns entered the Republican race. This is why we hear one stupid sound bite after another. Obama is supposed to win.

That's their current story. That wasn't their original story. Their original story was that the TEA Party, in conjunction with the Republican Party, would launch a conservative populist revolution and take back both Congress and the Oval Office in 2012. That was in 2009.

Fast forward to now, after more than three years of Republican hamfistedness, a recession that never really ended, and repeated courtesies offered by our government only to the rich even as the poor continue to go hungry, homeless, and jobless.

Now, their story is "I meant to do that." They offered a bevy of ridiculous caricatures masquerading as Presidential candidates and started their dog and pony show more than a year before the election, in the vain hope that you would be distracted by this spectacle of failure while they desperately try to keep their Congressional seats in the face of years of Republican-led disaster.

Obama wasn't "meant" to be anything. The Republicans swore that Obama would be a one-term President during his entire first term, and their attempts to stonewall the Obama administration, at the expense of their own non-rich constituents, have highlighted the simple, painful fact that Republicans don't care about you unless you have money or can get them re-elected.

tinyarena: Because they have no intention of winning. Obama is meant to be a two-term President. This is why only clowns entered the Republican race. This is why we hear one stupid sound bite after another. Obama is supposed to win.

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Just like George Bush Senior was supposed to lose to Clinton. Even if he had to take an emetic and barf on the Prime Minister of Japan, on camera.

Get with the Program People

If the Republicans weren't a bunch of nuts, Obama would be beatable.

FormlessOne: Republicans don't care about you unless you have money or can get them re-elected.

ghare: If the Republicans weren't a bunch of nuts, Obama would be beatable.

I agree with you FormlessOne, they were hoping for the House and Senate.

Hi ghare, it just seems that their "Best and Brightest" have avoided the race this time.

Edsel: Wow, I used to think he was as bad as Kerry, but he's actually way, way worse.

Kerry plays hockey... So he's way ahead right there

tinyarena: Hi ghare, it just seems that their "Best and Brightest" have avoided the race this time.

Do you have names? I thought these were their best and brightest.

/only kinda kidding

Mitt Romney looks like if you peel the layer of skin off his face, behind it would be an automaton. I know most politicians put on the schmoozy, "Hey, I'm just like you!" shtick to get elected, but in Romney's case it's even more ridiculously fake.

He makes John Kerry look like the lead singer of the Polyphonic Spree.

ghare: tinyarena: Because they have no intention of winning. Obama is meant to be a two-term President. This is why only clowns entered the Republican race. This is why we hear one stupid sound bite after another. Obama is supposed to win.

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Just like George Bush Senior was supposed to lose to Clinton. Even if he had to take an emetic and barf on the Prime Minister of Japan, on camera.

Get with the Program People

If the Republicans weren't a bunch of nuts, Obama would be beatable.

This bears repeating. By every available traditional metric, Barack Hussein Obama is a highly vulnerable incumbent. It's only the blinding stupidity of his opposition that is keeping him somewhat safe.

And who among us does not love Nascar?

Philip Francis Queeg: Rapmaster2000: Don't you hate it when your lazy butler washes your sock garters, and they're still covered in schmutz!?

I always enjoy firing them when they do that.

"How hard is it to poach a damn egg, Woodhouse? It's like Eggs 101!"

Why Would I Read the Article: Philip Francis Queeg: Rapmaster2000: Don't you hate it when your lazy butler washes your sock garters, and they're still covered in schmutz!?

I always enjoy firing them when they do that.

"How hard is it to poach a damn egg, Woodhouse? It's like Eggs 101!"

Slight thread-jack, but I cannot poach a decent egg to save my life. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. The egg whites get all thready and runny in the water, and it doesn't look all nice and cute like you see in a picture of Eggs Benedict.

Xcott: And who among us does not love Nascar?

It's actually highly irritating to me that a perfectly good motorsport got hijacked by a bunch of right wing morons, 99 pct of whom cannot name an active driver who isn't Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

I did like how quickly the booing of the FLOTUS got shut down at Atlanta, though.

Xcott: And who Whom among us does not love Nascar?

More Romneyesque that way

Coco LaFemme: Slight thread-jack, but I cannot poach a decent egg to save my life. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. The egg whites get all thready and runny in the water, and it doesn't look all nice and cute like you see in a picture of Eggs Benedict.

Well then I'm going to throw your clothes and shoes off the balcony.

Coco LaFemme: Why Would I Read the Article: Philip Francis Queeg: Rapmaster2000: Don't you hate it when your lazy butler washes your sock garters, and they're still covered in schmutz!?

I always enjoy firing them when they do that.

"How hard is it to poach a damn egg, Woodhouse? It's like Eggs 101!"

Slight thread-jack, but I cannot poach a decent egg to save my life. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. The egg whites get all thready and runny in the water, and it doesn't look all nice and cute like you see in a picture of Eggs Benedict.

Put a litte vinegar in the water.

MFAWG: This bears repeating. By every available traditional metric, Barack Hussein Obama is a highly vulnerable incumbent. It's only the blinding stupidity of his opposition that is keeping him somewhat safe.

It could be argued that being an incumbent is the only thing Obama has. It'll depend on how well he can frame the ACA and his other successes. Whoda thunk that a Democrat would be able to run on foreign policy and national security?