what is this? from TFA:

So what next? Exchange the doll at your local Build-a-Bear for a coupon good for any stuffed animal in the store. But first, go into your daughter's crib and pry the smiling tattooed doll from her delicate child-hands. Go ahead and explain that the Christmas present she's come to love like a sibling, has the potential to kill her with its cold, dead eyes. Then shave off some of that money you've been saving for a family vacation and put it towards her long-term therapy.

if taking away a bear is going to be that difficult, just let your daughter keep it...

A Fark Handle: what is this? from TFA:

So what next? Exchange the doll at your local Build-a-Bear for a coupon good for any stuffed animal in the store. But first, go into your daughter's crib and pry the smiling tattooed doll from her delicate child-hands. Go ahead and explain that the Christmas present she's come to love like a sibling, has the potential to kill her with its cold, dead eyes. Then shave off some of that money you've been saving for a family vacation and put it towards her long-term therapy.

if taking away a bear is going to be that difficult, just let your daughter keep it...

Or just have the "wubbie's lookin' bad, bud" talk and move on.

CavalierEternal: [i3.photobucket.com image 394x352]

/Name the movie!

I know it, but it's just not coming to me. :(

No pics of teddy bears with steve buschemi's eyes?

Alex Jones has been trying to warn us about this group for years.

Approves (new window).

Ironically I tossed the bear out months ago when the eyes fell out...Thought the kid wore it out or pulled them out. It was a gift at Easter from somone.. don't remember who...

DevilBear will be waiting for you Build-A-BearLink (new window)

And in other news, all powdered baby formula is being recalled after a mother in rural Kansas claimed she found her infant daughter munching on the box.

"I had to get my baby exorcised," said the grief stricken voter. "I don't want my baby to be a lesbian."

serpent_sky: By that logic, don't pretty much all stuffed dolls present a safety risk due to the fact that an eye could "potentially fall out?"

Some manufacturers make it a priority to have small, chocking hazard pieces attached with reinforced methods. It seems some toy manufacturers know that infants and toddlers still prefer everything to undergo the mouth/sucking/biting exploration as a normal part of play. Some just attach parts with a little bit of good old fashioned Chinese lead.

*choking

/tarmat

Small colorful objects are nature's way of thinning the baby herd.

As long as the eyes aren't made of Polydichloric Euthimal.

/obscure?

serpent_sky: A Fark Handle: So what next? Exchange the doll at your local Build-a-Bear for a coupon good for any stuffed animal in the store. But first, go into your daughter's crib and pry the smiling tattooed doll from her delicate child-hands. Go ahead and explain that the Christmas present she's come to love like a sibling, has the potential to kill her with its cold, dead eyes. Then shave off some of that money you've been saving for a family vacation and put it towards her long-term therapy.

if taking away a bear is going to be that difficult, just let your daughter keep it...

Can't you say you are taking the bear to the hospital and that he'll be back really soon and be all better?

No you farking cowards. They're god damn children and it's a god damn bear. Take the bear from them and tell them it needs god damn fixed because it's a material object subject to the same wear and tear as anything else in this world. Don't farking dress it up with bear hospitals and more imaginary bullshiat. The bear is broke. They're fixing the bear. We need to have your bear fixed. God damn.

And before you call me a cold-hearted bastard, I still own my original glow worm from childhood, you dirty farks. And when he didn't glow anymore, he didn't go to fantasy glow worm land where he learned how to love again, we pulled open the goddamn zipper and put new batteries in it. It wasn't a world extension event because his face didn't light up anymore. fark.

Children 3 and under shouldn't have a toy like that anyways.

"Hi, I'm Talky Teddy and I think I could even hate you"

"Bet you wish you could choke me out with those Angry Eyes"

/LOL I'm 24

bittermang:

Living up to your handle, I see.

CavalierEternal: [i3.photobucket.com image 394x352]

/Name the movie!

Look Who's Talking, Too

/Took me a while.

Fireproof: Approves (new window).

I will see you Fu-Manchu and raise you: Link (new window)

Such crap. I swallowed one of the eyes off a stuffed animal and only had to be resuscitated once. Gotdamn wimpy kids these days...

/obligitory.

At the end, there's a link to another article:

Would You Give Your Kid a "Pole Dance Doll?" (new window)

Yes, I would.



"Someday you can be like mommy!"

taking away my bear?



OVER MY DEAD BODY!

'Is fifty years a long time?'

basemetal: It's a wonder our species has survived.

You mean I'm not in heaven?

bittermang: No you farking cowards. They're god damn children and it's a god damn bear. Take the bear from them and tell them it needs god damn fixed because it's a material object subject to the same wear and tear as anything else in this world. Don't farking dress it up with bear hospitals and more imaginary bullshiat.

Bitterland Parent of the Year

What's with Fark and eating eyes?

/everyone gets mad when I remind them

bittermang: serpent_sky: A Fark Handle: So what next? Exchange the doll at your local Build-a-Bear for a coupon good for any stuffed animal in the store. But first, go into your daughter's crib and pry the smiling tattooed doll from her delicate child-hands. Go ahead and explain that the Christmas present she's come to love like a sibling, has the potential to kill her with its cold, dead eyes. Then shave off some of that money you've been saving for a family vacation and put it towards her long-term therapy.

if taking away a bear is going to be that difficult, just let your daughter keep it...

Can't you say you are taking the bear to the hospital and that he'll be back really soon and be all better?

No you farking cowards. They're god damn children and it's a god damn bear. Take the bear from them and tell them it needs god damn fixed because it's a material object subject to the same wear and tear as anything else in this world. Don't farking dress it up with bear hospitals and more imaginary bullshiat. The bear is broke. They're fixing the bear. We need to have your bear fixed. God damn.

And before you call me a cold-hearted bastard, I still own my original glow worm from childhood, you dirty farks. And when he didn't glow anymore, he didn't go to fantasy glow worm land where he learned how to love again, we pulled open the goddamn zipper and put new batteries in it. It wasn't a world extension event because his face didn't light up anymore. fark.

You must be a blast to have at kids parties...

"That's not REAL magic when they pull a penny out of your ear GODDAMN!"

Lighten up and let kids be kids. You don't need to completely crush their dreams from the get-go.

Baby ate my eyes

biggestdog420: Baby ate my eyes

you, sir, are going places!

biggestdog420: Baby ate my eyes

You bastard.

/i lol'd

It takes this to decide that "Build A Bears" are evil? Seriously??? This is weird ass crap for people with no concept about what is good for kids. Geez. Skateboards, Roller Skates, bikes, neighborhood forts, etc. ALL with NO snoflake helmets- just good regular kid fun. Grrr. I buy skates for the kids in my life- bears,sheesh...........

...wait for it...