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I'm not saying Iran brought down the American RQ-170 spy drone with flying saucers and force fields... but it was flying saucers and force fields
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basemetal
2012-01-10 04:30:17 PM
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2012-01-10 05:14:58 PM
i, for one, am just excited for our next war. once this election shiat dies down, we're going to need a new news story or two. sure a couple of white girls can go missing, but we need something bigger...why not invade iran before they can deploy their secret force of flying saucers and force fields? we'll fight 'em over there.
Speedofdarkness
2012-01-10 05:27:19 PM
"We have no comment on this individual's claims," George Little, the Pentagon's chief spokesman, tells Danger Room, "but tell him the Secretary would like his lightsaber back."
I like this guy.
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-10 05:54:59 PM
I have a powerful force field that keeps women away.
TheOther
2012-01-10 06:56:19 PM
Speedofdarkness
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"We have no comment on this individual's claims," George Little, the Pentagon's chief spokesman, tells Danger Room, "but tell him the Secretary would like his lightsaber back."
I like this guy.
The Pentagon is joking...
...the US does not have lightsabers.
GAT_00
2012-01-10 07:00:17 PM
So did they actually take down a real drone? Because now it sounds fake and like we went along with it for some reason or another.
Sticky Hands
2012-01-10 07:04:20 PM
Speedofdarkness
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"We have no comment on this individual's claims," George Little, the Pentagon's chief spokesman, tells Danger Room, "but tell him the Secretary would like his lightsaber back."
I like this guy.
Come at me Sec
HotWingConspiracy
2012-01-10 07:07:09 PM
Meet Mehran Tavakoli Keshe, who
purports to be the father of the RQ-170 abduction
is obviously working for the CIA and wants to make Iranian capabilities seem silly and unbelievable.
DeltaPunch
2012-01-10 07:09:21 PM
Oznog
2012-01-10 07:12:44 PM
Wanted for questioning.
/who hired that gunner?
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-10 07:14:20 PM
The sand people scare easily, but they will return soon, and in greater numbers.
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
2012-01-10 07:15:34 PM
When they want to showcase new military technology, they rent booth space in the gym at the local high school?
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-10 07:16:45 PM
Anyone else think our drones look suspiciously like the reports of "flying saucers" from the 70s and 80s?
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
2012-01-10 07:18:56 PM
Oh, that's the drone? I though it was something that Iran was saying is their new "field force" technology. It's an understandable mistake though if you take into consideration the fact that I know farkall about the military.
lack of warmth
2012-01-10 07:20:24 PM
I still read these and hear in my head joker(heath ledger): I don't plan....the police plan I....I just do stuff.
ringersol
2012-01-10 07:28:15 PM
GAT_00: "So did they actually take down a real drone? Because now it sounds fake and like we went along with it for some reason or another."
A real drone went down inside Iran. We had to admit and spin that, because otherwise they might start parading around real chunks of it and make us look even more like untrustworthy warmongers. They didn't open with real pieces, because a few hunks of metal aren't as impressive as pretending you took a drone nearly intact. And if they showed more than a few random chunks of plane, they'd tip off just how much they managed to salvage.
Also, it was probably already on its way to Beijing when they made their announcement.
thamike
2012-01-10 07:32:41 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
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[www.wired.com image 640x426]
When they want to showcase new military technology, they rent booth space in the gym at the local high school?
Even worse--Iranians can't win at high school basketball without using stolen predator drones made out of cake.
Sticky Hands
2012-01-10 07:34:34 PM
thamike
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Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [www.wired.com image 640x426]
When they want to showcase new military technology, they rent booth space in the gym at the local high school?
Even worse--Iranians can't win at high school basketball without using stolen predator drones made out of cake.
mmmmm cake.
Towermonkey
2012-01-10 07:34:53 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
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The sand people scare easily, but they will return soon, and in greater numbers.
You, sir, win +1 internets.
monkeyman3875
2012-01-10 07:35:19 PM
I'm not saying this meme is overused, but it's overused.
ShawnDoc
2012-01-10 07:41:03 PM
GAT_00
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So did they actually take down a real drone? Because now it sounds fake and like we went along with it for some reason or another.
They did. They jammed the signal that controls the drone, which causes it to automatically fly back to base and land. To get there, it navigates using GPS. Iran spoofed the GPS signals, making it think it was landing at it base in Afganistan, when instead it was landing in Iran. The curtain around the bottom of the drone was likely to hide damage caused during landing which could have been caused by a difference of elevation or Iran not having enough precision with the GPS spoofing to land it on a proper air strip.
The ability to spoof GPS signals has been known since at least the 1980's, but this was the first time someone has actually done it outside a proof of concept. The signals are relatively weak, so its easy to use ground based transmitters to overpower the real signal and provide false information.
GAT_00
2012-01-10 07:42:12 PM
ShawnDoc
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The signals are relatively weak,
GPS signals are the equivalent of trying to light a basketball court with a half dozen flashlights. It's insane they work.
TommyDeuce
2012-01-10 07:48:40 PM
ShawnDoc
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GAT_00: So did they actually take down a real drone? Because now it sounds fake and like we went along with it for some reason or another.
They did. They jammed the signal that controls the drone, which causes it to automatically fly back to base and land. To get there, it navigates using GPS. Iran spoofed the GPS signals, making it think it was landing at it base in Afganistan, when instead it was landing in Iran. The curtain around the bottom of the drone was likely to hide damage caused during landing which could have been caused by a difference of elevation or Iran not having enough precision with the GPS spoofing to land it on a proper air strip.
The ability to spoof GPS signals has been known since at least the 1980's, but this was the first time someone has actually done it outside a proof of concept. The signals are relatively weak, so its easy to use ground based transmitters to overpower the real signal and provide false information.
Hmmm, I wonder if the DoD has access to any kind of tech that would prevent spoofing?
/Nah, I'm sure they didn't bother with anything that complex
//Not like it was the plot of a Bond movie years ago or anything . . .
RevCarter
2012-01-10 07:49:48 PM
ShawnDoc
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GAT_00: So did they actually take down a real drone? Because now it sounds fake and like we went along with it for some reason or another.
They did. They jammed the signal that controls the drone, which causes it to automatically fly back to base and land. To get there, it navigates using GPS. Iran spoofed the GPS signals, making it think it was landing at it base in Afganistan, when instead it was landing in Iran. The curtain around the bottom of the drone was likely to hide damage caused during landing which could have been caused by a difference of elevation or Iran not having enough precision with the GPS spoofing to land it on a proper air strip.
This guy probably thinks that DEBKAfile is a good place to get your intel too.
YouPeopleAreCrazy
2012-01-10 07:50:49 PM
ShawnDoc
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They did. They jammed the signal that controls the drone, which causes it to automatically fly back to base and land. To get there, it navigates using GPS. Iran spoofed the GPS signals, making it think it was landing at it base in Afganistan, when instead it was landing in Iran.
The only direct claim for this is from Iran.
Unless you have other sources, of course.
/does anyone else think that Wired's Dangerroom reads only 1/2 step saner than CoastToCoastAM?
DeltaPunch
2012-01-10 07:57:21 PM
You'd think between this and the chopper we lost in getting Osama, the military would develop technologies that essentially self-destruct (or jam up) when they are no longer under our control.
RoyBatty
2012-01-10 07:57:26 PM
YouPeopleAreCrazy
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/does anyone else think that Wired's Dangerroom reads only 1/2 step saner than CoastToCoastAM?
In their comments, I often give them shiat, but naw, no way, they have very good sources and are truly experienced journalists with the technical and historical background.
CoastToCoast is intentionally batshiat crazy.
spawn73
2012-01-10 08:00:54 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
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[www.wired.com image 640x426]
When they want to showcase new military technology, they rent booth space in the gym at the local high school?
Maybe because they assume USA isn't going to bomb a school over this.
ShawnDoc
2012-01-10 08:05:39 PM
TommyDeuce
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Hmmm, I wonder if the DoD has access to any kind of tech that would prevent spoofing?
From what I've read, they don't. They're working on a new system to replace GPS that solves this issue, but its not currently live. The current GPS system is ancient, and all it does is send out a satellite id and the time. The GPS receiver then triangulates based on this info.
There's also a really good program about what's going on in Afghanistan and international politics on KFI 640AM called "The Dark Secret Place" hosted by a Iraq war veteran, and since southern California is home to a lot of defense contractors, especially the drones, he has really good coverage of what's going on. You can listen to it on iheartradio, or also download past shows via podcast.
Podcast
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And no, its not some wack job conspiracy theory show.
spawn73
2012-01-10 08:08:22 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
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Anyone else think our drones look suspiciously like the reports of "flying saucers" from the 70s and 80s?
Uh yes, because they're replicates of German WW2 designs USA was testing out.
Try googling "horton flying wing replica" and do an image search. Turns out that Ho 2-29 was actually invisible to contemrary radar when tested back in 1946.
That's been 65 years, and Iran still can't figure it out? :P
Lunchlady
2012-01-10 08:12:28 PM
spawn73
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Teen Wolf Blitzer: Anyone else think our drones look suspiciously like the reports of "flying saucers" from the 70s and 80s?
Uh yes, because they're replicates of German WW2 designs USA was testing out.
Try googling "horton flying wing replica" and do an image search. Turns out that Ho 2-29 was actually invisible to contemrary radar when tested back in 1946.
That's been 65 years, and Iran still can't figure it out? :P
They can't figure out how to effectively use their largest natural resource (we refine it and sell it back to them), so I'm going with no.
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2012-01-10 08:13:19 PM
History channel douche is present and accounted for. This thread is over.
Amos Quito
2012-01-10 08:13:37 PM
FTA:
"The Iran spaceship program has the capability of jamming and blocking any incoming radar,"
They gave us the raspberry!
Amos Quito
2012-01-10 08:17:20 PM
GAT_00
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ShawnDoc: The signals are relatively weak,
GPS signals are the equivalent of trying to light a basketball court with a half dozen flashlights. It's insane they work.
You want to see insane?
Wait til they stop working. That'll be insane.
FunkOut
2012-01-10 08:19:02 PM
I know exactly who the Iranians are co-operating with...EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!
All_Farked_Up
2012-01-10 08:22:22 PM
DeltaPunch
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You'd think between this and the chopper we lost in getting Osama, the military would develop technologies that essentially self-destruct (or jam up) when they are no longer under our control.
A half pound of thermite would do the trick
Allen262
2012-01-10 08:28:02 PM
All_Farked_Up
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DeltaPunch: You'd think between this and the chopper we lost in getting Osama, the military would develop technologies that essentially self-destruct (or jam up) when they are no longer under our control.
A half pound of thermite would do the trick
Satanic_Hamster
2012-01-10 08:30:38 PM
ShawnDoc
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They did. They jammed the signal that controls the drone, which causes it to automatically fly back to base and land. To get there, it navigates using GPS. Iran spoofed the GPS signals, making it think it was landing at it base in Afganistan, when instead it was landing in Iran. The curtain around the bottom of the drone was likely to hide damage caused during landing which could have been caused by a difference of elevation or Iran not having enough precision with the GPS spoofing to land it on a proper air strip.
The ability to spoof GPS signals has been known since at least the 1980's, but this was the first time someone has actually done it outside a proof of concept. The signals are relatively weak, so its easy to use ground based transmitters to overpower the real signal and provide false information.
Frankly, I find the flying saucers with tractor beams to be a more credible claim.
Ryan2065
2012-01-10 08:32:49 PM
ShawnDoc
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GAT_00: So did they actually take down a real drone? Because now it sounds fake and like we went along with it for some reason or another.
They did. They jammed the signal that controls the drone, which causes it to automatically fly back to base and land. To get there, it navigates using GPS. Iran spoofed the GPS signals, making it think it was landing at it base in Afganistan, when instead it was landing in Iran. The curtain around the bottom of the drone was likely to hide damage caused during landing which could have been caused by a difference of elevation or Iran not having enough precision with the GPS spoofing to land it on a proper air strip.
The ability to spoof GPS signals has been known since at least the 1980's, but this was the first time someone has actually done it outside a proof of concept. The signals are relatively weak, so its easy to use ground based transmitters to overpower the real signal and provide false information.
That's what Iran says happened... Some people don't just take them at their word:
Link
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It's also difficult to jam a drone's GPS. "They've got defenses against these kinds of spoofing attacks," says Todd Humphreys, who has researched GPS spoofing at the University of Texas' Radionavigation Laboratory. "They mount their antennas on the top of the drones and sometimes the antennas have the ability to null out jamming or spoofing signals."
Humphreys isn't buying the Iranian engineer's explanation of why the apparent RQ-170 Sentinel's underbelly appeared damaged in the footage released by Iran. The engineer told the Monitor that the drone's underbelly was scuffed because of a slight difference between the altitude of its actual home base in Afghanistan and the location where it allegedly landed in Iran.
"This is nonsense," says Humphreys. If the Iranians had been able to spoof the GPS unit in the precise way they claimed, they also would have also been able to control its altitude. "That opens up two scenarios. Either [the engineer] is a user of equipment he's got from abroad" and doesn't understand its capabilities, "or he's making it up."
The spoofing danger isn't new. "On the military side," says Humphreys, "they've known about this threat for 20-30 years."
MouserMusing
2012-01-10 08:35:28 PM
Oznog
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[www.wired.com image 640x359]
Wanted for questioning.
/who hired that gunner?
safetycap
2012-01-10 08:42:13 PM
All_Farked_Up
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DeltaPunch: You'd think between this and the chopper we lost in getting Osama, the military would develop technologies that essentially self-destruct (or jam up) when they are no longer under our control.
A half pound of thermite would do the trick
Until you realize that any accidental crash/onboard fire might mean no chance of survival.
Oh and one would assume the "self-destruct box" would be intact, powered and connected to said thermite after said crash.
poe_zlaw
2012-01-10 08:43:50 PM
I love how they have force field, flying saucers, spaceships, the best technology on earth, but they still used a basketball court to display it.
All_Farked_Up
2012-01-10 08:45:11 PM
safetycap
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All_Farked_Up: DeltaPunch: You'd think between this and the chopper we lost in getting Osama, the military would develop technologies that essentially self-destruct (or jam up) when they are no longer under our control.
A half pound of thermite would do the trick
Until you realize that any accidental crash/onboard fire might mean no chance of survival.
[i651.photobucket.com image 600x338]
Oh and one would assume the "self-destruct box" would be intact, powered and connected to said thermite after said crash.
No loss of lives if in a drone. If a manned vehicle the thermite could be triggered manually. And as for damage you could house it in a flight recorder style box
ras django
2012-01-10 08:45:37 PM
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i, for one, am just excited for our next war. once this election shiat dies down, we're going to need a new news story or two. sure a couple of white girls can go missing, but we need something bigger...why not invade iran before they can deploy their secret force of flying saucers and force fields? we'll fight 'em over there.
(
FTFA
) and the yellow model that Iran has peddled out looks like it's made out of fondant, like a drone-shaped cake constructed for an episode of Food Network Challenge.
(it's already been said already, but: mmmmm...cake)
erewhon
2012-01-10 08:58:24 PM
TommyDeuce
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Hmmm, I wonder if the DoD has access to any kind of tech that would prevent spoofing?
Actually, they do. Which leads me to wonder just how much engineer ass got kicked for this.
Military apps have access to M-code and/or Y-code, which let you detect if the signal is bogus. Either the RQ wasn't using the encrypted code stream, or the red keys have been compromised. Either of which is bad, mmmmkay?
erewhon
2012-01-10 09:03:42 PM
And by "let you detect" (let me expand on this...), I mean you can either compare the crap you're getting on the unencrypted channels to the encrypted data and see they're radically off,or the encrypted data will be absent, or will be garbage and fail integrity checks.
Unless, of course, Iran has broken RSA, or they have the red keys.
RoyBatty
2012-01-10 09:05:33 PM
erewhon
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or the red keys have been compromised.
fwiw: http://cryptome.org/2012/01/0016.htm
erewhon
2012-01-10 09:17:35 PM
RoyBatty
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erewhon: or the red keys have been compromised.
fwiw: http://cryptome.org/2012/01/0016.htm
Was at a meeting in Huntsville years ago where an NSA wonk made a statement that strongly implied that they had a prime number factoring attack that worked against RSA. A trade journal picked it up and it splashed for a week or two and then went away, as did the NSA guy, who we didn't see anymore. Figured he dropped the wrong shoe and got in trouble.
/someone: "At one point it was a national priority issue that civilian voice/data encryption use Skipjack or Clipper with key escrow. This no longer seems to be a priority?"
//NSA guy: "Data encryption using algorithms such as RSA no longer represent a security issue, and are therefore of no further consequence"
///everyone: "What what what?"
////NSA guy: "uh, no comment"
Unoriginal_Username
2012-01-10 09:21:58 PM
fta: "like a drone-shaped cake "
the cake...er...drone is a lie
/got nothin
Day_Old_Dutchie
2012-01-10 09:31:24 PM
The Iranians brought the drones down with the
awesome power of Photoshop.
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