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AirForceVet [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 02:27:34 PM
Looks like mildew to me.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 02:32:05 PM
In Hispanic Historic Ybor City, what a shock.
 
SnakeLee [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 02:32:17 PM
I'm sorry, is that place named after Typhoid Mary?
 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 02:42:05 PM
Hamburger Mary's is still around? They went bankrupt in Phoenix, and they were in the nice part of the gay ghetto.
 
The Onion is prophetic [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 02:46:38 PM
At the bottom of the article:

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Looks like a fine news publication.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 03:06:57 PM
The Onion is prophetic: Spam of the Dead: Family horrified by dead mom's emails

I think it's rather presumptuous that an email from a dead loved one is "spam". Maybe they're just trying to say hello or pass on a message from beyond the --- oh, Viagra? Thank's I'm fine. I know you want to continue the family line but I'm good. No, thanks. And the birds look angry enough, I don't want to provoke them further. And all the Fark store is crap and I usually buy crap on impulse but really, even to me that shiat is lame. Go back to the pit, mom.
 
generalDisdain [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 03:07:17 PM
I always suspected that the Virgin Mary was a lesbian.
 
Shakespeare's Monkey [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 03:16:54 PM
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
basemetal [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 03:18:55 PM
www.newtastemag.com

I saw this......
 
Jake Havechek
2012-01-10 04:35:40 PM
Nearby stores sold out of Jesus votive candles, Heavyset latinas in black dresses calling up reserves.
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 04:36:50 PM
basemetal: [www.newtastemag.com image 273x300]

I saw this......

wisotsky.files.wordpress.com
 
Kanemano
2012-01-10 04:37:56 PM
hamburgermarys.com

From the look of their events poster, the Virgin Mary would only show up in drag and be really named Frank

NTTAWWT
 
bastian_74
2012-01-10 04:39:23 PM
I see a clitoral hood
 
TravisBickle62
2012-01-10 04:39:37 PM
Dead ringer for Mother Teresa ... definitely not the Virgin Mary
 
EnviroDude [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 04:40:10 PM
I can remember when images of the VM actually looked like a people. This one, not so much.
 
skullkrusher
2012-01-10 04:40:11 PM
kinda looks like Mary alright
 
vudukungfu
2012-01-10 04:40:56 PM
Could have been worse.
Could have been Sandpaper Sally's
 
offmymeds
2012-01-10 04:42:42 PM
Todd says the image at the restaurant -- known for its gay karaoke and drag queen bingo nights...

Wait...what?
 
karmaceutical
2012-01-10 04:44:24 PM
Hamburger Mary is not a virgin... just sayin.
 
Pinner
2012-01-10 04:44:39 PM
Stainless plate? Could a heater vent behind or below it make it discolor? Considering humidity/condensation.
 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 04:46:44 PM
Hamburger Mary's management must really love this free advertising they're getting.
 
samiam4200
2012-01-10 04:47:02 PM
It looks like a santorum stain to me.
 
Red Shirt Blues [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 04:47:18 PM
images.wikia.com
 
buckler [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 04:47:32 PM
I'd be willing to bet that a sprinkler regularly sprays right on that window, leaving behind mineral deposits.
 
Automator
2012-01-10 04:48:08 PM
That's not Mother Mary, that's Skeletor with a pig nose.
 
skullkrusher
2012-01-10 04:49:11 PM
Red Shirt Blues: [images.wikia.com image 320x251]

I bring you peace... I bring you love.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 04:49:40 PM
That photograph would make a decent abstract painting of a vague simulacrum of the BVM on a marble or agate block.


Abstract, oils, 2012.
 
skullkrusher
2012-01-10 04:50:24 PM
Pinner: Stainless plate? Could a heater vent behind or below it make it discolor? Considering humidity/condensation.

no, it's probably a manifestation of the Virgin Mother of God, Immaculately Conceived and Assumed into Heaven alive and whole.
 
TravisBickle62
2012-01-10 04:51:12 PM
Automator: That's not Mother Mary, that's Skeletor with a pig nose.

The pig nose is what convinces me it is not Mary, God would not create an image of Mary with a pig nose.

And anyone who says that image doesn't have a pig nose is a liar.
 
Churchill92
2012-01-10 04:53:31 PM
They have some of the best burgers around. I go there for Drag Queen Bingo and occasionally me and the GF enjoy the Female Impersonator nights. They put on a helluva show. The gays/trannies keep to themselves unless you really come out blazing to them. Since it's Ybor and lot's of folks are tourists who don't know any better it's a great place to go, relax, get a burger and enjoy the chaos that roams 7th Avenue.

/some trannies are hot
//Amy Demilo was on AFF
///didn't meet her, was tempted though
////straight as a slashie
 
Ika7734
2012-01-10 04:54:00 PM
Kanemano: [hamburgermarys.com image 433x640]

From the look of their events poster, the Virgin Mary would only show up in drag and be really named Frank

NTTAWWT

The one in Denver is like that too. I think 90% of the waitstaff is gay, I don't care. They have a really nice patio in the summer with spray misters and the burgers are pretty good.
 
zzottt
2012-01-10 04:55:50 PM
isnt there something in the bible about creating idols to worship?

oh ya... these people dont read the bible
 
lacrossestar83
2012-01-10 04:56:07 PM
oh jesus farking christ

/TIM TEBOW
 
squrt
2012-01-10 05:01:15 PM
looks like a man
 
skullkrusher
2012-01-10 05:02:23 PM
zzottt: isnt there something in the bible about creating idols to worship?

oh ya... these people dont read the bible

I didn't see any evidence of idol worship in TFA.
 
rikkidoxx
2012-01-10 05:04:38 PM
You mean to tell me there are people still around who know what she looks like? OTOH I've seen wood whorls look like that.
 
TravisBickle62
2012-01-10 05:06:57 PM
StrikitRich: [d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net image 500x402]

OK!

If seeing Jesus in a dog's anus is wrong, I don't want to be right
 
asmodeus224
2012-01-10 05:07:14 PM
Sure why not, it's the best they can do, so let them have it.

Totes looks like your Christian Goddess...make sure to pray to her.
 
Spoon over Marin [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 05:07:32 PM
I am so moved by the spirit, I'm going to rush out immediately and get a cheeseburger. Forsaking all other foods.
 
mbillips
2012-01-10 05:28:12 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
Hassan Ben Sobr
2012-01-10 05:28:47 PM
Truly, this is the Bun of God.
 
theyipper
2012-01-10 05:36:07 PM
Addgrain() then raise psy-rd.
 
MBooda
2012-01-10 05:36:41 PM
Someday I gotta take a picture of the big wood door near the entrance to one of our buildings here at work. It's pine, I guess, judging from the rings (who knows from trees anyway?) and is composed of two planks side-by-side. If you imagine it as a Rorschach image, it looks for all the world like an extreme close-up of a reverse cowgirl. I mean, it's obvious.
 
My Bologna Has A Maiden Name
2012-01-10 05:47:29 PM
What "Maryoake Night" might sound like...

Link (new window)
 
Amos Quito
2012-01-10 05:48:36 PM
Red Shirt Blues: [images.wikia.com image 320x251]


Beat me to it.

/Really Burns my ass
 
dantanner
2012-01-10 05:49:09 PM
Doesn't look like a Jewish mother to me.
 
fusillade762
2012-01-10 05:56:18 PM
skullkrusher: Red Shirt Blues: [images.wikia.com image 320x251]

I bring you peace... I bring you love.

It's bringin' love, GET IT!


ecmoRandomNumbers: Hamburger Mary's is still around? They went bankrupt in Phoenix, and they were in the nice part of the gay ghetto.

We have one here in Portland, too.
 
lohphat [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 06:05:13 PM
ecmoRandomNumbers: Hamburger Mary's is still around? They went bankrupt in Phoenix, and they were in the nice part of the gay ghetto.

The original closed in San Francisco in 2001 but exist in other cities.
 
Sultan Of Herf
2012-01-10 06:28:02 PM
Churchill92:

/some trannies are hot
//Amy Demilo was on AFF
///didn't meet her, was tempted though
////straight as a slashie

Ive only seen the ads for the place in the paper, but some of those drag queens look better than some of the real women wandering around.
 
StrikitRich
2012-01-10 06:32:34 PM
www.dangerousminds.net

TravisBickle62: If seeing Jesus in a dog's anus is wrong, I don't want to be right

But picking the wrong hotlink is wrong, right?
 
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