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I don't know what the hell a "dubstep" is but apparently it's making an album with Justin Bieber
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DanZero
2012-01-10 02:31:03 PM
Hank Hill knows
vernonFL
2012-01-10 03:01:07 PM
This is a cool Dubstep remix with a guy dancing
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farkingismybusiness
2012-01-10 03:07:39 PM
Dubstep was so yesterday.
I'm all about Tween Wave now.
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-10 03:19:03 PM
Chillin' on the dubsteps. Having some Southwestern Eggrolls.
One Bad Apple
2012-01-10 03:29:44 PM
Isn't dubstep what you call it when your CD is so scratched up it just skips around over and over ?
probesport
2012-01-10 03:29:46 PM
beezeltown
2012-01-10 03:30:03 PM
At least the article is current (October?)
And, what the hell is a bieber?
FormlessOne
2012-01-10 03:30:32 PM
Lovely. Bieber dry-humps dubstep for money. Anyone else wanna hop on the dubstep derp train? Perhaps Rihanna? How about Gaga? Friggin' artistic windsocks.
/seriously, either get the hell off my lawn or get a tochis full of rock salt.
zabbers
2012-01-10 03:30:41 PM
i happened to listen to fm radio in the car the other day (first mistake) and heard "Here's a new song from Korn and Shrillex" and of course, I immediately wanted to vomit.
and oh yeah, dumb DJ, it's Skrillex.
Jake Havechek
2012-01-10 03:30:43 PM
Hmmm.
Now I realize that maybe "The Freddie", "The Mashed Potato", or even the "Electric Slide" weren't all that wierd or stupid
GAT_00
2012-01-10 03:31:11 PM
DanZero
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Hank Hill knows
Thus marking the first time dubstep was even slightly entertaining.
meat0918
2012-01-10 03:31:21 PM
Yeah, it's grown on me. A lot of it reminds me of old school Nintendo video game music on steroids.
FormlessOne
2012-01-10 03:31:40 PM
probesport
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[d2fkwnqkeasf43.cloudfront.net image 500x427]
Damn, that was funny.
kiwimoogle84
2012-01-10 03:32:18 PM
*facepalm*
No, that's not enough.
*headdesk*
/ow
eviljimbo
2012-01-10 03:32:19 PM
GreenSun
2012-01-10 03:33:36 PM
UGH dubstep music sounds so depressing, it's like the world just got blasted by a handful of atomic bombs and millions of people died. Dubstep is suicide music, even if you're a normally happy person.
GreenSun
2012-01-10 03:34:20 PM
Oh yeah, I think dubstep is also "Music for the non-musicians".
EWreckedSean
2012-01-10 03:34:46 PM
Good, maybe it will finally kill the popularity of such stupid music.
halfof33
2012-01-10 03:35:53 PM
Fark is becoming the place to come and get all your pop pablum in one stop. Sure it's ridiculed but still, even the ads are becoming increasingly pop oriented. No wonder musical people like Brant Bjork wont get greenlit here but any article about some talentless hack will.
Congrats on your breakthrough into the world of Perez Hilton, Popeater and the countless other same, lame sites.
And the fact that these articles are user submitted and being greenlit with increasing frequency only shows where it's all headed.
Done with Fark. I'll read the yahoo main page when I need to catch up on the same farking bullshiat, non-news stories out there.
Way to become what your whole book was about Fark. Can we get more articles about gas prices in summer soon?
/dr
envirovore
2012-01-10 03:36:47 PM
One Bad Apple
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Isn't dubstep what you call it when your CD is so scratched up it just skips around over and over ?
No, that's Aphex Twin.
cbackous
2012-01-10 03:37:06 PM
If you dont like it, close your ear holes and dont listen to it.
joeflood
2012-01-10 03:38:47 PM
If it's popular, then that means 99.38% of you idiots claiming you hate it actually love it but are embarrassed to admit it.
Wholesale Ass
2012-01-10 03:40:38 PM
halfof33
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Fark is becoming the place to come and get all your pop pablum in one stop. Sure it's ridiculed but still, even the ads are becoming increasingly pop oriented. No wonder musical people like Brant Bjork wont get greenlit here but any article about some talentless hack will.
Congrats on your breakthrough into the world of Perez Hilton, Popeater and the countless other same, lame sites.
And the fact that these articles are user submitted and being greenlit with increasing frequency only shows where it's all headed.
Done with Fark. I'll read the yahoo main page when I need to catch up on the same farking bullshiat, non-news stories out there.
Way to become what your whole book was about Fark. Can we get more articles about gas prices in summer soon?
/dr
phalamir
2012-01-10 03:41:52 PM
joeflood
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If it's popular, then that means 99.38% of you idiots claiming you hate it actually love it but are embarrassed to admit it.
My wife listens to it. I just had to go farking look it up in wikipedia, because I just thought it was her not knowing what dub was and misspeaking
/Us being on the cusp of fogeydom and all
Wholesale Ass
2012-01-10 03:42:51 PM
Wholesale Ass
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halfof33: Fark is becoming the place to come and get all your pop pablum in one stop. Sure it's ridiculed but still, even the ads are becoming increasingly pop oriented. No wonder musical people like Brant Bjork wont get greenlit here but any article about some talentless hack will.
Congrats on your breakthrough into the world of Perez Hilton, Popeater and the countless other same, lame sites.
And the fact that these articles are user submitted and being greenlit with increasing frequency only shows where it's all headed.
Done with Fark. I'll read the yahoo main page when I need to catch up on the same farking bullshiat, non-news stories out there.
Way to become what your whole book was about Fark. Can we get more articles about gas prices in summer soon?
/dr
tehbeermang
2012-01-10 03:44:51 PM
GreenSun
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UGH dubstep music sounds so depressing, it's like the world just got blasted by a handful of atomic bombs and millions of people died. Dubstep is suicide music, even if you're a normally happy person.
You're apparently not listening to this.
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Renowned transvestite sexologist
2012-01-10 03:47:29 PM
Dubstep is the result of people learning how to make the noises analog synths accidentally made when they were corded wrong. Except this time, they are using high end digital software.
Get an iPad and a copy of iMS-20 (Korg) and you too can be a dubstep master for under a thousand dollars.
LewDux
2012-01-10 03:48:12 PM
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Brostep
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Dubstep
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YT^
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UK Garage
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EM^
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El Brujo
2012-01-10 03:48:18 PM
I thought is was electronic English wigger music. If it's not, then I have no clue what it is.
/shrugs. I will now go back to my BoltThrower Tuesday.
tillerman35
2012-01-10 03:48:40 PM
I'd like dubstep more if it didn't have such a stupid name. New Wave. Now THAT's a cool name for a musical style. I didn't much care for New Wave music itself, but you can't argue with its unconcerned panache and offhand confidence. Hell, I just strung together two sets of unrelated adjectives, and New Wave STILL sounds like a cool style of music.
/Also would like to complain about Doo Wop, Ska, World (like who are YOU to claim to have music that applies to the whole planet, arsehole?) and to a lesser degree Rag Time (due to the ubiquitous menstrual jokes), Jazz, Reggae, Trance (WFT?) and New Age (for copying off the awesome New Wave).
//Rockabilly is also stupid, but kind of cute. Like your cousin who always pets cats' fur backwards and only eats dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Tradskinzd
2012-01-10 03:49:00 PM
Dubstep = techno
That's all that most farkers need to know.
gbv23
2012-01-10 03:49:30 PM
Love it! Can't wait! Hope he pisses off folks, like he did with the steam-punk video. haw haw
Headso
2012-01-10 03:50:09 PM
we called that techno and we were wasted when we listened to it, I hope that is the case with the kids today.
LeroyBourne
2012-01-10 03:51:02 PM
Dub step dancing can be cool, but only if it's used in addition to some good break dancing.
vernonFL
2012-01-10 03:52:11 PM
At first I was like
But then I
AssAsInAssassin
2012-01-10 03:52:27 PM
What if the Bieb eventually turns into an amazing musician who transforms the pop music industry and revitalizes rock and roll? And he leads a whole new generation of rock gods the likes of which we haven't seen since the '70s?
WHAT IF? WHAT IF?
Sorry... sorry... I get that way sometimes.
Gleeman
2012-01-10 03:53:03 PM
Dubstep has gone main stream?
Harry Freakstorm
2012-01-10 03:53:44 PM
Feel the beat, Justin
ProfessorOhki
2012-01-10 03:54:17 PM
/hot
//wub
///wub
////wub
//wub
//wub
LewDux
2012-01-10 03:54:49 PM
FormlessOne
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Lovely. Bieber dry-humps dubstep for money. Anyone else wanna hop on the dubstep derp train? Perhaps Rihanna? How about Gaga? Friggin' artistic windsocks.
/seriously, either get the hell off my lawn or get a tochis full of rock salt.
That would be Britney Spears.
In 2007
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Surool
2012-01-10 03:55:59 PM
I think we should tear off Justin Beiber's leg and beat to death any subby using that farking lame meme.
The people who greenlight the headlines are next.
LewDux
2012-01-10 03:57:00 PM
ZzeusS
2012-01-10 03:57:40 PM
tehbeermang
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GreenSun: UGH dubstep music sounds so depressing, it's like the world just got blasted by a handful of atomic bombs and millions of people died. Dubstep is suicide music, even if you're a normally happy person.
You're apparently not listening to this. (new window)
Oh, that stuff. We used to call them 'mods' in the early 80's and download them from bulletin boards.
Had graphics and stuff. Floating logos and tunnels. Mostly made by Swedes. The trick was the make the smallest one that was the best rated.
Sounded better too. Was this one a good one that you posted here? It doesn't sound that exciting.
Lone Stranger
2012-01-10 03:59:48 PM
The biatches do love some Skrillex.
Salmon
2012-01-10 03:59:57 PM
just remember that Brittany Spears did a successful D&B remix of Toxic,and everyone and their dog had a speed garage version of their song made the 15 mins that it was cool...
Besides, it's already over - dogstep is where it's at now.
LewDux
2012-01-10 03:59:58 PM
One Bad Apple
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Isn't dubstep what you call it when your CD is so scratched up it just skips around over and over ?
That would be
Glitch
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FormlessOne
2012-01-10 04:00:13 PM
LewDux
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FormlessOne: Lovely. Bieber dry-humps dubstep for money. Anyone else wanna hop on the dubstep derp train? Perhaps Rihanna? How about Gaga? Friggin' artistic windsocks.
/seriously, either get the hell off my lawn or get a tochis full of rock salt.
That would be Britney Spears. In 2007 (new window)
Yeah, but, honestly, who still pays attention to that crazy biatch?
spiro
2012-01-10 04:02:07 PM
Sigh. It's unfortunate that people today don't know what dub is. How did it become this scratchy retarded heavy metal sound?
Listen to real dub. King Tubby, Sir Coxsone, Scientist. Real Jamaican dub artists. Once again white people take something original made by black people and ruin it with their crap. At least the earlier dubstep had some elements of DUB still in it.
Real dub:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Z7d8p5gds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrxBiALuUH8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYDIvjPPCuA&feature=related
Good dubstep:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOaBmc4JQVY
/just kidding about the white people part
Five Tails of Fury
2012-01-10 04:07:55 PM
Will that make everyone who listens to "real" dubstep hipsters when the junky stuff turns mainstream?
LewDux
2012-01-10 04:08:19 PM
spiro
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Sigh. It's unfortunate that people today don't know what dub is. How did it become this scratchy retarded heavy metal sound?
Listen to real dub. King Tubby, Sir Coxsone, Scientist. Real Jamaican dub artists. Once again white people take something original made by black people and ruin it with their crap. At least the earlier dubstep had some elements of DUB still in it.
Real dub:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98Z7d8p5gds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrxBiALuUH8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYDIvjPPCuA&feature=related
Good dubstep:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOaBmc4JQVY
/just kidding about the white people part
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