Dayum!

Mel from Toronto got ass!

Therefore, I took the liberty of De-sliding it for you

According to the Rockets dancers website, Lauren does not like cheesy pick-up lines. The line she hates the most?

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes." - Lauren

I have a hard time believing she hears things like this on a regular basis. Have these sort of lines ever, in the long storied history of attempted pick-ups. worked?

These "girls" are not hot.

/that is all

The Onion is prophetic: Turn off Javascript. Voila, no slideshow.

Came in here to say that. Pretty damn cool.

This bookmark is in hopes that, when I return, there will be an abundance of hot cheerleader pics in this thread.

Shakespeare's Monkey: [cdn.bleacherreport.net image 267x400]

My personal fav. Have her bathed and sent to my room.

why have her bathed? just send her to the room and leave the boots on

Bigger picture of Kristen.

/sharpening my stinger

Meh, Betty White is my favorite...

Given that this was posted and quickly greenlit in a way that simply screams of pandering for hot cheerleader pics, is it alright if I quickly greenlight my own pandering for BIE very early here?

(EIP, FYI.)

It's weird how none of those women are particularly hot.

Some of the descriptors say "she has been apart of the team for x years." Does that mean they get a ring too if their team wins the championship? And sweet Moses some of those girls are beyond insanely hot.

I would happily give any of them the best 90 seconds of my life.

That's a whole lotta white chicks for a league where 82% of the players are black. Where da sistas at?

Lotta butterface in that slideshow.

There must be something wrong with me in my old age but I actually didn't find any of them exceptionally attractive. Not saying they are ugly but I am saying that I wouldn't give them a second glance.

I wonder why these women voluntarily subject themselves to such blatant objectification and sexism.

Uzzah: [cdn.bleacherreport.net image 350x285]

That's a whole lotta white chicks for a league where 82% of the players are black. Where da sistas at?

Not Utah

Take a cloooose look at number 28..
Look very closely.

LeroyBourne: Some of the descriptors say "she has been apart of the team for x years." Does that mean they get a ring too if their team wins the championship? And sweet Moses some of those girls are beyond insanely hot.

In the NFL the owner of the winning franchise usually decides who within the organization will receive rings since he/she will be footing the bill. I imagine the NBA works the same way.

All the guys dating hotter women then NBA cheerleaders found this thread I see.

Uzzah: [cdn.bleacherreport.net image 350x285]

That's a whole lotta white chicks for a league where 82% of the players are black. Where da sistas at?

The Jazz play in Utah.

oh and have Rachel: Phoenix Suns sent to my room. dont waste any time bathing. i like em salty

yummmmmmmmmmmmy!!

Of course, the least attractive one cheers for the Indiana Pacers. I would not kick her out of bed, but the other teams' girls are way better.

/lives in Indianapolis
//wishes he didn't.

XplodedSynapses: Take a cloooose look at number 28..
Look very closely.

You noticed that also...
I have always wanted to go to Cuba...

They're are like uglier versions of my ex-girlfriends.

Uzzah: [cdn.bleacherreport.net image 350x285]

That's a whole lotta white chicks for a league where 82% of the players are black. Where da sistas at?

I don't know if you've heard of the stereotype, but black men apparently like to date white women, it's seen as a form of "making it". see also "passing".

RedEmily: I wonder why these women voluntarily subject themselves to such blatant objectification and sexism.

Little Bunny Foo Foo's Uncle Ernie: XplodedSynapses: Take a cloooose look at number 28..
Look very closely.

You noticed that also...
I have always wanted to go to Cuba...

Indeed!

I had an 11 game Bobcats ticket package last year and Brittany was my favorite Lady Cat, so it's good to see her make an appearance. Jordan knows less than dick about NBA personnel moves, but he knows how to pick attractive ladies to hand out t-shirts.

/despite the hot women I still farkin' HATE Bleacher Report

Now. 5 and 2 are way too high on the list

RedEmily: I wonder why these women voluntarily subject themselves to such blatant objectification and sexism.

i sure hope yor posting that comment from the kitchen!!!

XplodedSynapses: Take a cloooose look at number 28..
Look very closely.

THAT'S A MA...huh?

Madbassist1: akashik: Lotta butterface in that slideshow.

Lotta studman69 in this thread.

I'm going to agree that for "hottest cheerleader from each NBA team" this group is pretty rugged. Some are gorgeous to be sure. Some.

RedEmily: I wonder why these women voluntarily subject themselves to such blatant objectification and sexism.

Assuming this isn't a troll, on average (meaning that not everyone is like this but the vast majority are) attention is to women what sex is to men. If a woman wants more attention, all she has to do is be hot and where tighter and/or less clothing.

/heard that cheerleading pays very poorly
//yes, even when one considers modelling jobs on the side
///not sure if true

It's true!
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