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(Bleacher Report)   The hottest cheerleader on each NBA team. Sure, it's a slideshow, but it's a slideshow of hot cheerleaders   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 191
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2012-01-10 02:04:35 PM
Could they make the pics any smaller?
 
2012-01-10 02:13:40 PM

dopeydwarf: Could they make the pics any smaller?


Well instead of complaining we could encourage folks to post larger pictures of hot cheerleaders in this thread. You know, for comparison purposes.
 
2012-01-10 02:20:36 PM
Dayum!

Mel from Toronto got ass!
 
2012-01-10 02:31:48 PM

NuttierThanEver: dopeydwarf: Could they make the pics any smaller?

Well instead of complaining we could encourage folks to post larger pictures of hot cheerleaders in this thread. You know, for comparison purposes.


But I like complaining. Oh, what the hell.

NSFW
 
2012-01-10 02:40:54 PM
Turn off Javascript. Voila, no slideshow.
 
2012-01-10 02:44:28 PM
Thank you, Subby, and thanks for the slide show after the slide show, and the slide show after that, and the next... yum
 
2012-01-10 03:09:04 PM
img.photobucket.com

Therefore, I took the liberty of De-sliding it for you
 
2012-01-10 03:21:05 PM
According to the Rockets dancers website, Lauren does not like cheesy pick-up lines. The line she hates the most?

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes." - Lauren


I have a hard time believing she hears things like this on a regular basis. Have these sort of lines ever, in the long storied history of attempted pick-ups. worked?
 
2012-01-10 03:25:03 PM
cdn.bleacherreport.net

All of those California girls forget that they are descendants of Okla, via the depression years.....
 
2012-01-10 03:32:05 PM
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My personal fav. Have her bathed and sent to my room.
 
2012-01-10 03:52:14 PM
These "girls" are not hot.

/that is all
 
2012-01-10 03:52:53 PM

The Onion is prophetic: Turn off Javascript. Voila, no slideshow.


Came in here to say that. Pretty damn cool.
 
2012-01-10 03:53:10 PM
This bookmark is in hopes that, when I return, there will be an abundance of hot cheerleader pics in this thread.
 
2012-01-10 03:53:42 PM

Shakespeare's Monkey: [cdn.bleacherreport.net image 267x400]

My personal fav. Have her bathed and sent to my room.


why have her bathed? just send her to the room and leave the boots on
 
2012-01-10 03:54:39 PM
Bigger picture of Kristen.
www.nba.com
/sharpening my stinger
 
2012-01-10 03:55:28 PM
Meh, Betty White is my favorite...
 
2012-01-10 03:56:17 PM
Given that this was posted and quickly greenlit in a way that simply screams of pandering for hot cheerleader pics, is it alright if I quickly greenlight my own pandering for BIE very early here?

(EIP, FYI.)
 
2012-01-10 03:56:28 PM
It's weird how none of those women are particularly hot.
 
2012-01-10 03:58:39 PM

Shakespeare's Monkey: [cdn.bleacherreport.net image 267x400]

My personal fav. Have her bathed and sent to my room.


Sweaty and fresh off the court for me, please.
 
2012-01-10 03:58:39 PM
most are unbelievably hot but no wonder Lebron left if this is the best of the Cavs cheerleaders

cdn.bleacherreport.net

I mean not to be mean or anything

O_O
 
2012-01-10 03:58:58 PM
Some of the descriptors say "she has been apart of the team for x years." Does that mean they get a ring too if their team wins the championship? And sweet Moses some of those girls are beyond insanely hot.
 
2012-01-10 03:59:44 PM
www.foxnews.com
 
2012-01-10 04:00:39 PM
I would happily give any of them the best 90 seconds of my life.
 
2012-01-10 04:03:21 PM
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That's a whole lotta white chicks for a league where 82% of the players are black. Where da sistas at?
 
2012-01-10 04:04:03 PM
Lotta butterface in that slideshow.
 
2012-01-10 04:04:27 PM
There must be something wrong with me in my old age but I actually didn't find any of them exceptionally attractive. Not saying they are ugly but I am saying that I wouldn't give them a second glance.
 
2012-01-10 04:06:52 PM
I wonder why these women voluntarily subject themselves to such blatant objectification and sexism.
 
2012-01-10 04:07:17 PM

Uzzah: [cdn.bleacherreport.net image 350x285]

That's a whole lotta white chicks for a league where 82% of the players are black. Where da sistas at?


Not Utah
 
2012-01-10 04:08:40 PM
Take a cloooose look at number 28..
Look very closely.
 
2012-01-10 04:09:23 PM

LeroyBourne: Some of the descriptors say "she has been apart of the team for x years." Does that mean they get a ring too if their team wins the championship? And sweet Moses some of those girls are beyond insanely hot.


In the NFL the owner of the winning franchise usually decides who within the organization will receive rings since he/she will be footing the bill. I imagine the NBA works the same way.
 
2012-01-10 04:10:25 PM
All the guys dating hotter women then NBA cheerleaders found this thread I see.
 
2012-01-10 04:10:36 PM

Uzzah: [cdn.bleacherreport.net image 350x285]

That's a whole lotta white chicks for a league where 82% of the players are black. Where da sistas at?


The Jazz play in Utah.
 
2012-01-10 04:10:54 PM
oh and have Rachel: Phoenix Suns sent to my room. dont waste any time bathing. i like em salty

yummmmmmmmmmmmy!!
 
2012-01-10 04:11:20 PM
Of course, the least attractive one cheers for the Indiana Pacers. I would not kick her out of bed, but the other teams' girls are way better.

/lives in Indianapolis
//wishes he didn't.
 
2012-01-10 04:11:54 PM

XplodedSynapses: Take a cloooose look at number 28..
Look very closely.


You noticed that also...
I have always wanted to go to Cuba...
 
2012-01-10 04:12:02 PM
cdn.bleacherreport.net


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-10 04:13:12 PM
They're are like uglier versions of my ex-girlfriends.
 
2012-01-10 04:15:55 PM

Uzzah: [cdn.bleacherreport.net image 350x285]

That's a whole lotta white chicks for a league where 82% of the players are black. Where da sistas at?


I don't know if you've heard of the stereotype, but black men apparently like to date white women, it's seen as a form of "making it". see also "passing".
 
2012-01-10 04:16:16 PM

RedEmily: I wonder why these women voluntarily subject themselves to such blatant objectification and sexism.


www.argentinepost.com
 
2012-01-10 04:17:17 PM

RedEmily: I wonder why these women voluntarily subject themselves to such blatant objectification and sexism.


i.istockimg.com

Next question?
 
2012-01-10 04:19:00 PM

Little Bunny Foo Foo's Uncle Ernie: XplodedSynapses: Take a cloooose look at number 28..
Look very closely.

You noticed that also...
I have always wanted to go to Cuba...


Indeed!
 
2012-01-10 04:20:39 PM
I had an 11 game Bobcats ticket package last year and Brittany was my favorite Lady Cat, so it's good to see her make an appearance. Jordan knows less than dick about NBA personnel moves, but he knows how to pick attractive ladies to hand out t-shirts.

/despite the hot women I still farkin' HATE Bleacher Report
 
2012-01-10 04:22:37 PM
Now. 5 and 2 are way too high on the list
 
2012-01-10 04:24:34 PM

RedEmily: I wonder why these women voluntarily subject themselves to such blatant objectification and sexism.


i sure hope yor posting that comment from the kitchen!!!
 
2012-01-10 04:24:49 PM

XplodedSynapses: Take a cloooose look at number 28..
Look very closely.


THAT'S A MA...huh?
 
2012-01-10 04:28:20 PM

akashik: Lotta butterface in that slideshow.


Lotta studman69 in this thread.
 
2012-01-10 04:30:35 PM
Yes!! I just knew Token Black Cheerleader® would make the list. She always does!
 
2012-01-10 04:32:24 PM

Madbassist1: akashik: Lotta butterface in that slideshow.

Lotta studman69 in this thread.


I'm going to agree that for "hottest cheerleader from each NBA team" this group is pretty rugged. Some are gorgeous to be sure. Some.
 
2012-01-10 04:33:01 PM

RedEmily: I wonder why these women voluntarily subject themselves to such blatant objectification and sexism.


Assuming this isn't a troll, on average (meaning that not everyone is like this but the vast majority are) attention is to women what sex is to men. If a woman wants more attention, all she has to do is be hot and where tighter and/or less clothing.

/heard that cheerleading pays very poorly
//yes, even when one considers modelling jobs on the side
///not sure if true
 
2012-01-10 04:34:04 PM
It's true!
Cheerleader Effect (new window)
 
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