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2012-01-10 02:17:51 PM
The KKK took my baby away.
 
2012-01-10 02:36:01 PM
Yeah. We all learned that you're a jackass.
 
2012-01-10 02:49:51 PM
dopeydwarf: The KKK took my baby away.

You better ringy ringy ringy up the President.
 
2012-01-10 02:57:43 PM
Link (new window)

I just Googled his name and found his Twitter. Guess which presidential candidate he is supporting....

/Hint: it has to do with National ID Card Conspiracy Theories
 
2012-01-10 03:01:43 PM
the t is for time to leave...

/the guy sounds like an asshole
 
2012-01-10 03:08:08 PM
SnakeLee: Link (new window)

I just Googled his name and found his Twitter. Guess which presidential candidate he is supporting....

/Hint: it has to do with National ID Card Conspiracy Theories


RON PAUL: probably not racist, but loved by racists.
 
2012-01-10 03:14:10 PM
GAT_00: RON PAUL: probably not racist, but loved by racists.

I can't resist either - he loves the Tea Party and posts all sorts of conspiracy theories from them. Why do people keep buying into the One World Government conspiracy theories? They have been going for 50 years now strong and nothing has remotely materialized, yet they buy it hook line and sinker.
 
2012-01-10 03:15:30 PM
You know, our system of protecting individual speech should be inviolate. This guy is an idiot, and his group are idiots, but he has a right to say and print what he thinks, and regardless of my lack of respect for him as a person, I do respect his rights.

However, when his group creates web pages that are this awful (new window), the gloves come off. How dare you sully my internet in this way, you cad.
 
2012-01-10 03:19:49 PM
SnakeLee: GAT_00: RON PAUL: probably not racist, but loved by racists.

I can't resist either - he loves the Tea Party and posts all sorts of conspiracy theories from them. Why do people keep buying into the One World Government conspiracy theories? They have been going for 50 years now strong and nothing has remotely materialized, yet they buy it hook line and sinker.


Because people are stupid and afraid. From what I can see, the average nutjob who is scared of the One World stuff is also the ones who are terrified of non-white majorities in America. It's just an extension of their racism, since most of the world isn't white.

Oh, and with that RON PAUL isn't a racist thing, maybe not so much. The talking point is that he didn't write the newsletters for 20 years, never saw them, and was never told anything about them, so they don't represent what he thinks, right? Well, someone found this: him taking credit for those newsletters. So maybe he really is a racist.
 
2012-01-10 03:22:43 PM
While normally I imagine this situation would be awful, but in this case, how funny would it be if a black dude got a KKK notice that "included a drawing of a figure in a white hood and sheet and a message telling residents that the KKK would protect them"?
 
2012-01-10 03:39:46 PM
GAT_00: SnakeLee: GAT_00: RON PAUL: probably not racist, but loved by racists.

I can't resist either - he loves the Tea Party and posts all sorts of conspiracy theories from them. Why do people keep buying into the One World Government conspiracy theories? They have been going for 50 years now strong and nothing has remotely materialized, yet they buy it hook line and sinker.

Because people are stupid and afraid. From what I can see, the average nutjob who is scared of the One World stuff is also the ones who are terrified of non-white majorities in America. It's just an extension of their racism, since most of the world isn't white.

Oh, and with that RON PAUL isn't a racist thing, maybe not so much. The talking point is that he didn't write the newsletters for 20 years, never saw them, and was never told anything about them, so they don't represent what he thinks, right? Well, someone found this: him taking credit for those newsletters. So maybe he really is a racist.


Why sir, it was a newsletter on Gold investment. And nothing sells gold like a fear of the coming race war!

Cedar Rapids is a pretty darn nice town- Parents lived there for a while.
 
2012-01-10 03:40:01 PM
maybe the KKK should start to include a disclaimer on their educational flyers indicating that they are not meant to intimidate.
 
2012-01-10 03:46:11 PM
I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that this "educational exercise" did not take place in the South. You may now return to your regularly scheduled squabbling.
 
2012-01-10 03:49:47 PM
TheDumbBlonde: I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that this "educational exercise" did not take place in the South. You may now return to your regularly scheduled squabbling.

And not a rural bumfark town. That being said, the South doesn't need to be educated on racism. They have it down pat!
 
2012-01-10 03:51:39 PM
The KKK? really? WTF are they anymore except some toothless white trash posting on their blogs from a library computer? They're not even worthy of a news story.
 
2012-01-10 04:02:36 PM
Whoa - wait! I learned on Fark that the KKK was an all-Democratic organization, and Fark is never wrong!

My worldview is shattered.
 
2012-01-10 04:09:27 PM
subby: meant to educate, not intimidate

Intimidation is the better part of education.
 
2012-01-10 04:14:59 PM
DarwiOdrade: Whoa - wait! I learned on Fark that the KKK was an all-Democratic organization, and Fark is never wrong!

Fark didn't say that. There are plenty of backward ass bigoted farks who happen to declare themselves democrats. And the democrat and republic parties were much different 150 years ago, not dissimilar to the switching of the poles. If anything it means that party affiliation is meaningless. Up to a point.
 
2012-01-10 04:19:23 PM
Mugato: There are plenty of backward ass bigoted farks who happen to declare themselves democrats.

We have plenty of retards too. We just ignore our bigoted farks and retards. Republicans make theirs leaders.
 
2012-01-10 04:19:23 PM
Wait, somebody called the police AND the media about KKK fliers? Why the hell would you want that @sshole to get more attention??
 
2012-01-10 04:20:05 PM
As heinous as the KKK is I don't see how a flier can be all that intimidating, I'm sure someone will claim the flier took 10 years off of her life but really ...
 
2012-01-10 04:20:27 PM
Now, if he'd just gone around distributing free needles and condoms, everything would have been just fine.
 
2012-01-10 04:20:52 PM
The price of a free society is the occasional jackass like this.

/and the politics tab
 
2012-01-10 04:22:16 PM
Freedom of speech is a blessing and a curse.
 
2012-01-10 04:22:26 PM
The fliers included a drawing of a figure in a white hood and sheet and a message telling residents that the KKK would protect them.

Protect them from what? It rhymes with malarkies, right?

/can't take seriously an organisation with such a ridiculous name
 
2012-01-10 04:22:27 PM
I like that he's in the "Traditionalist Knights". I.e., a splinter group. I.e., when you're so horrible at working with other people that you get the boot from the normal Klan.
 
2012-01-10 04:22:56 PM
Out on tour yo, I been all around the world
went to Georgia, met this fine-assed white girl,
blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits and thighs,
the kinda girl that would knock out most guys.
She got wild in the backstage bathroom,
sucked my dick like a muthafarkin' vacuum,
said 'I love you, but my daddy don't play,
he's the farkin' grand wizard of the KKK.'

I I I love my KKK biatch, love it when she sucks me though,
I I I love my KKK biatch, love it when she farks me though,
I I I love my KKK biatch, she loves it when I treat her bad,
I I I love my KKK biatch, mutha fark her dear old dad.
 
2012-01-10 04:23:49 PM
GAT_00: SnakeLee: GAT_00: RON PAUL: probably not racist, but loved by racists.

I can't resist either - he loves the Tea Party and posts all sorts of conspiracy theories from them. Why do people keep buying into the One World Government conspiracy theories? They have been going for 50 years now strong and nothing has remotely materialized, yet they buy it hook line and sinker.

Because people are stupid and afraid. From what I can see, the average nutjob who is scared of the One World stuff is also the ones who are terrified of non-white majorities in America. It's just an extension of their racism, since most of the world isn't white.

Oh, and with that RON PAUL isn't a racist thing, maybe not so much. The talking point is that he didn't write the newsletters for 20 years, never saw them, and was never told anything about them, so they don't represent what he thinks, right? Well, someone found this: him taking credit for those newsletters. So maybe he really is a racist.


He was a racist in 1995, but people do change their minds eventually.* I don't know if Ron Paul has, but it's possible. In any case, given how blah the current GOP field is, he's probably no worse than the rest.**

*Case in point: Robert Byrd.
**Actually, Huntsman is probably an OK guy.
 
2012-01-10 04:25:14 PM
Send out the four largest black police officers on your force, all with rifles, and have them get his personal information. Just for informational purposes, not to intimidate him or anything.

(I'm sure you can get a local to call up and say this guy was creeping around their property. So the cops have to ask him some questions *winkwink*)
 
2012-01-10 04:25:42 PM
Always loved the KKK, great comedy group, loved the open love they've expressed. Great group, would definitely see them again, with ribs.
 
2012-01-10 04:26:39 PM
TravisBickle62: As heinous as the KKK is I don't see how a flier can be all that intimidating, I'm sure someone will claim the flier took 10 years off of her life but really ...

It's not like the KKK has any history of carrying out acts of violence and physical intimidation.
 
2012-01-10 04:28:03 PM
DarwiOdrade: Whoa - wait! I learned on Fark that the KKK was an all-Democratic organization, and Fark is never wrong!

you don't think kkk members are going to support the party of the slave-freeing lincoln, now do ya?
 
2012-01-10 04:28:19 PM
Jake Havechek: Out on tour yo, I been all around the world
went to Georgia, met this fine-assed white girl,
blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits and thighs,
the kinda girl that would knock out most guys.
She got wild in the backstage bathroom,
sucked my dick like a muthafarkin' vacuum,
said 'I love you, but my daddy don't play,
he's the farkin' grand wizard of the KKK.'

I I I love my KKK biatch, love it when she sucks me though,
I I I love my KKK biatch, love it when she farks me though,
I I I love my KKK biatch, she loves it when I treat her bad,
I I I love my KKK biatch, mutha fark her dear old dad.


Body Count doesn't get the respect they deserve. Far more metal than the go to umm... black... metal band Living Colour
 
2012-01-10 04:28:45 PM
dahmers love zombie: However, when his group creates web pages that are this awful (new window), the gloves come off. How dare you sully my internet in this way, you cad.

I dare not click the link here at work. Care to give me their best hit?
 
2012-01-10 04:29:06 PM
The last time I saw the KKK actually do anything was in the documentary Bad Boys 2.

/shiat just got real
 
2012-01-10 04:29:41 PM
Mugato: DarwiOdrade: Whoa - wait! I learned on Fark that the KKK was an all-Democratic organization, and Fark is never wrong!

Fark didn't say that. There are plenty of backward ass bigoted farks who happen to declare themselves democrats. And the democrat and republic parties were much different 150 years ago, not dissimilar to the switching of the poles. If anything it means that party affiliation is meaningless. Up to a point.


Even 50 years ago things were very different between the political parties. If you look over a bunch of JFK's speeches, he can sound like a moderate Republican of today; he would have been a very conservative Democrat in today's party. Nixon even created price controls; hardly a small government move. Modern political party platforms seem to have crystallized in the late 60s for the Democrats and sometime in the 70s/80s for the Republicans.

As for the Klan, what EXACTLY do they think a bunch of inbred retards in sheets is going to be able to protect us from? Protect us from having floors unstained by tobacco juice?
 
2012-01-10 04:29:44 PM
I for one am glad someone is bringing more attention to the Krusty Komedy Klassic.

i.saucesome.net
 
2012-01-10 04:29:47 PM
thumbnails.hulu.com
Hey hey!
 
2012-01-10 04:30:28 PM
A Fark Handle: DarwiOdrade: Whoa - wait! I learned on Fark that the KKK was an all-Democratic organization, and Fark is never wrong!

you don't think kkk members are going to support the party of the slave-freeing lincoln, now do ya?


The Dems were real assholes in the late 1880s.

*oldnewsisexciting.jpg*

Shockingly political parties evolve overtime (of course there are still those damn Blue Dog Dems and it took the Grim Reaper to deal with Byrd).

/it's like any party that reaches out to certain segments of the population ends up with racist
 
2012-01-10 04:30:44 PM
SnakeLee: "Why do people keep buying into the One World Government conspiracy theories?"

Because a lot of people seem to inherently refuse any answer in the form of a complex system.
To them, it's a *relief* to be told there's some organizing force behind all the shiat you don't like.

It also lines up really well with the persecution complex pandemic in the US.
 
2012-01-10 04:31:28 PM
skullkrusher: Jake Havechek: Out on tour yo, I been all around the world
went to Georgia, met this fine-assed white girl,
blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits and thighs,
the kinda girl that would knock out most guys.
She got wild in the backstage bathroom,
sucked my dick like a muthafarkin' vacuum,
said 'I love you, but my daddy don't play,
he's the farkin' grand wizard of the KKK.'

I I I love my KKK biatch, love it when she sucks me though,
I I I love my KKK biatch, love it when she farks me though,
I I I love my KKK biatch, she loves it when I treat her bad,
I I I love my KKK biatch, mutha fark her dear old dad.

Body Count doesn't get the respect they deserve. Far more metal than the go to umm... black... metal band Living Colour


My girlfriend and I were laughing hysterically at the lyrics to this at Lollapalooza. The next day, we both picked up Original Gangster and the Body Count CDs.
 
2012-01-10 04:31:49 PM
Godammit. I was gonna post this one.
24.media.tumblr.com
Would have been a nice sequence.

/3 seconds!
 
2012-01-10 04:32:33 PM
someonelse: TravisBickle62: As heinous as the KKK is I don't see how a flier can be all that intimidating, I'm sure someone will claim the flier took 10 years off of her life but really ...

It's not like the KKK has any history of carrying out acts of violence and physical intimidation.


WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THIS?! rhetorical

We will be a truly equal society when an American born citizen who just so happens to be a member of al Qaeda can pass out flyers and have his freedom of speech defended. I guess it's easier to defend when you don't look like the target of their hatred. They are a terrorist group. They support the murder of American citizens and want to undermine the principles of this nation.
 
2012-01-10 04:33:31 PM
What has KKK done for me? Well they burned a cross. What was it for. To scare peopl.
 
2012-01-10 04:33:49 PM
Arkanaut: He was a racist in 1995, but people do change their minds eventually.* I don't know if Ron Paul has, but it's possible. In any case, given how blah the current GOP field is, he's probably no worse than the rest.**

His argument is he isn't a racist because he never read the newsletters he's very clearly taking credit for there.
 
2012-01-10 04:34:46 PM
farkingismybusiness: Godammit. I was gonna post this one.
[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x374]
Would have been a nice sequence.

/3 seconds!


Hey man great minds and all that!
 
2012-01-10 04:35:16 PM
Jake Havechek: skullkrusher: Jake Havechek: Out on tour yo, I been all around the world
went to Georgia, met this fine-assed white girl,
blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits and thighs,
the kinda girl that would knock out most guys.
She got wild in the backstage bathroom,
sucked my dick like a muthafarkin' vacuum,
said 'I love you, but my daddy don't play,
he's the farkin' grand wizard of the KKK.'

I I I love my KKK biatch, love it when she sucks me though,
I I I love my KKK biatch, love it when she farks me though,
I I I love my KKK biatch, she loves it when I treat her bad,
I I I love my KKK biatch, mutha fark her dear old dad.

Body Count doesn't get the respect they deserve. Far more metal than the go to umm... black... metal band Living Colour

My girlfriend and I were laughing hysterically at the lyrics to this at Lollapalooza. The next day, we both picked up Original Gangster and the Body Count CDs.


hehe yep. Everyone likes Ice-T. Even the white girls.
 
2012-01-10 04:39:09 PM
Too early/late for the love of Clayton Bigsby?
 
2012-01-10 04:40:04 PM
Jon iz teh kewl: What has KKK done for me? Well they burned a cross. What was it for. To scare peopl.

My father had a cross burned on his lawn and he is white. He was the head of the local tolerance committee though (think like Rotary or Lions but for equal rights). We lived deep in the heart of a suburb filled with UAW workers and a very strong solidarity mentality. One of my cherished childhood memories is my mother trying to pull me away from the window instead of letting me watch daddy and his friends from work beat some klansmen down.

/a bunch of people showed up the hospital with stories about getting drunk and tripping while bearing wounds that looked a lot like a Union steward hit them with a pipe wrench
//one of my racist neighbors even came out to help beat the klansmen, his reasoning was "I don't like the darkies, but you don't fark with a man's lawn."
/Flint was awesome before all the autoplants closed
 
2012-01-10 04:41:16 PM
to educate, not intimidate

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