Pittsburgh's mayor (new window)

GAT_00: It's better without the English.

this

yep, the non-english version was better.

/Go in Tim, serve the Tebow

They perfectly captured his awkward, elongated throwing motion.

The Suh one is much better. (new window)

scottydoesntknow: Huh, so Jesus has a 360.

YES AND IT SOUND'S KINDA LIKE THREE SIXTEEN ZOMG PRAISE JESUS

is anyone else gonna vomit if we greenlight another tebow thread?

i mean really do we have to greenlight every single thing he does?

scottydoesntknow: Huh, so Jesus has a 360.

Not only that, he has Madden 2012 already.

When were there three Pittsburgh defenders in position to tackle a receiver?

I must have missed that play.

lacrossestar83: scottydoesntknow: Huh, so Jesus has a 360.

YES AND IT SOUND'S KINDA LIKE THREE SIXTEEN ZOMG PRAISE JESUS

Actually it's probably overloud and overheating.

/why yes I am on my 3rd one, why do you ask?

Di Atribe: Treygreen13: Freakin Rican: is anyone else gonna vomit if we greenlight another tebow thread?

i mean really do we have to greenlight every single thing he does?

He didn't really *do* this one.

Anyway, I've come to accept that Fark will spam greenlights about anything of any note until we hate it more than anything else in the world.

Sunday's Tebow thread (father, son, holy shiat) got over 800 posts. Why would they stop posting threads about him? We obviously want them.

Fine, I'll switch back to San Francisco and Romo threads.

/ subby

Di Atribe: netweavr: Fine, I'll switch back to San Francisco and Romo threads.

NO

I like Tebow threads. Hours & hours of entertainment.

Too late:
SF one is green and I combined Romo and Tebow in the other one. Top of the tab (not looked at yet)

The Adolf Hitler reactiion to the Tebows win over the Steelers was way better, although the crucifying of Tebow and the NFL money guys celebrating did get a chuckle out of me.

This video > Tebow

So where was the funny part?

MeinRS6: That's the worst one they've ever produced. They should have waited until they came up with something funny.

I personally think most of their videos are crappy. Same rehashed jokes in an Asian accent

Best In The World: "First and foremost I've got to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and my teammates. Those guys believed in me and stuck with me and we stuck with each other for 60 minutes...We have a resilient team." - Tim Tebow
I have a lot of love for Tebow. My neighbor just recently started to get into MMA and I helped train him. At first his coach wouldn't let him fight at all. So I was like, bro, just be patient and soon enough you'll get on the mat. All the while he's like, naw Ape, I he's just not having it he won't let me get to cracking. So I says, look at Tim Tebow, bro. He was like the best around in the colleges and he couldn't even get off the bench in Denver.

That didn't mean much to me neighbor when I said it a few months ago but since he has seen Tebow play and excel and be winning. He's even seen the loses and like how he dealth with adversity and what not. So, now he's all confident and shiat about dropping gloves in the octagon.

I was like dude, you can not just be a poser. Any of us can buy Tru Religon Jeans, Forever Faith shirts, wear the rubber bands, and carry the book. But you don't get battle scars without stepping in the cage and believing in yourself.

Kid is all hyped like a lizard now, too, bro. He's all into the 3:16 because I guess Tebow threw for 316 yards at 3:16 PM, and had 3 passes for 16 yards, and 316 million people watched the game or some shiat. But whatever it is. He's up game for it. So, whatevs. I'm glad my neighbor is inspired.

Bro, you're trying way too hard at your fake internet shtick, bro.

Best In The World: "First and foremost I've got to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and my teammates. Those guys believed in me and stuck with me and we stuck with each other for 60 minutes...We have a resilient team." - Tim Tebow
I have a lot of love for Tebow. My neighbor just recently started to get into MMA and I helped train him. At first his coach wouldn't let him fight at all. So I was like, bro, just be patient and soon enough you'll get on the mat. All the while he's like, naw Ape, I he's just not having it he won't let me get to cracking. So I says, look at Tim Tebow, bro. He was like the best around in the colleges and he couldn't even get off the bench in Denver.

That didn't mean much to me neighbor when I said it a few months ago but since he has seen Tebow play and excel and be winning. He's even seen the loses and like how he dealth with adversity and what not. So, now he's all confident and shiat about dropping gloves in the octagon.

I was like dude, you can not just be a poser. Any of us can buy Tru Religon Jeans, Forever Faith shirts, wear the rubber bands, and carry the book. But you don't get battle scars without stepping in the cage and believing in yourself.

Kid is all hyped like a lizard now, too, bro. He's all into the 3:16 because I guess Tebow threw for 316 yards at 3:16 PM, and had 3 passes for 16 yards, and 316 million people watched the game or some shiat. But whatever it is. He's up game for it. So, whatevs. I'm glad my neighbor is inspired.

oh, shut the f*ck up.

Nailed it (40 second mark, new window). Also, balls.

Di Atribe: netweavr: Too late:
SF one is green and I combined Romo and Tebow in the other one. Top of the tab (not looked at yet)

Found it. Envotinated. Of course, I love it. You rock.

Looking over the queue, I think I have a problem. Like half of the submissions are mine.

Not a single pony yet, eh? Fark, I am disappoint...

Freakin Rican: is anyone else gonna vomit if we greenlight another tebow thread?

i mean really do we have to greenlight every single thing he does?

Yeah, cuz Tebow did a sacrilegious Taiwanese animation video about himself. Face it, Tebow threads bring clicks and comments, You even padded the comment count via your post and the replies to you. Just don't click, you'll be OK. I avoid the entire politics tab, there is plenty of other stuff on this site to entertain me.

/the video is funnier without the English

Freakin Rican: is anyone else gonna vomit if we greenlight another tebow thread?

i mean really do we have to greenlight every single thing he does?

Yes!!! It may last only another week for now, so we must embrace and savor all things Tebow whilst we can! Verily I say there will come a day when you will be deprived, so as they say in Spanish, "Aprovecha en momento!"

/Comelo!

Funbags: They perfectly captured his awkward, elongated throwing motion.

This. They farking NAILED his throwing mechanics. Video was worth it for that alone.

you have pee hands: When were there three Pittsburgh defenders in position to tackle a receiver?

I must have missed that play.

Yeah, cause it was obvious they were going for complete realism and up until that shot they had nailed it.

I'm almost certainly not the first person to say this, but when he gets his shiat wrecked going for a first he shouldn't have, and gets paralyzed, I can't help but wonder if he's going to thank god for him getting Christopher Reeved.

For the record, I suppose it's probably easier to Tebow if your legs don't work.

/Gotta hold that giant noggin up somehow

Ishkur: Disney did it:

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Holy shiat, I didn't know they made an Angels in the Outfield sequel. Christopher Lloyd, what happened to you?