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WelldeadLink
2012-01-10 02:02:20 PM
Iranian trimaran in play?
9beers
2012-01-10 02:02:42 PM
Does this mean they'll sentence another US citizen to death for spying?
cgraves67
2012-01-10 02:03:09 PM
I think the Persians should probably just stay away from the ocean.
subsetzero
2012-01-10 02:04:30 PM
Hold them hostage and trade them for the US citizen that was accused of espionage and is sentenced to death.
Headso
2012-01-10 02:04:33 PM
We shouldn't give them back until they set that guy free, although that guy if he wasn't actually a spy was pretty stupid to go visiting Iran.
The First Noel
2012-01-10 02:06:09 PM
we don't take hostages, we take enemy combatants.
alternative girlfriend
2012-01-10 02:06:19 PM
Headso
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We shouldn't give them back until they set that guy free, although that guy if he wasn't actually a spy was pretty stupid to go visiting Iran.
He was visiting his elderly grandmother.
Jz4p
2012-01-10 02:06:19 PM
FTA:
a civilian interpreter aboard the Monomoy quoted the captain of the Iranian coast guard vessel as saying he "sends his regards and thanks to our captain and all crewmembers for assisting and taking care of the Iranian sailors. Wishes us the best and thanks us for our cooperation."
Smart naval captain. In case my superiors were hellbent on starting a shooting war, I'd want the opposing naval captains to think well of me and maybe radio in a surrender request before they blew me out of the water.
scottydoesntknow
2012-01-10 02:06:21 PM
cgraves67
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I think the Persians should probably just stay away from the ocean.
Agrees
Kant Lavar
2012-01-10 02:06:35 PM
Hearts and minds. You're doing it right.
/Watch Ahmadinnerplate spin this so it was the Iranians that rescued American sailors.
Maud Dib
2012-01-10 02:06:39 PM
\Props to anthonix fer the image
\\you bet it's hot
Headso
2012-01-10 02:06:43 PM
alternative girlfriend
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Headso: We shouldn't give them back until they set that guy free, although that guy if he wasn't actually a spy was pretty stupid to go visiting Iran.
He was visiting his elderly grandmother.
in Iran
Goodfella
2012-01-10 02:06:49 PM
Too bad our government will have us at war with Iran within the next 12 months.
The drumbeat has begun, just like with Iraq after 9/11.
The MIC must be fed.
ZzeusS
2012-01-10 02:07:11 PM
"That happened just days after Tehran warned the United States to keep its warships out of the Gulf. The fishermen were sent on their way and the 15 pirates were taken aboard the aircraft carrier USS John C. Stennis,
and never heard from again.
"
southern78
2012-01-10 02:07:49 PM
What I can't figure is why that former marine would even travel there knowing his situation and the current Iran situation. It just not add up. I know he had elderly dieing relatives from the news reports but it just was not a wise decision period.
Headso
2012-01-10 02:07:55 PM
Kant Lavar
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Hearts and minds. You're doing it right.
/Watch Ahmadinnerplate spin this so it was the Iranians that rescued American sailors.
They actually released a surprisingly decent statement the last time.
Nogale
2012-01-10 02:07:56 PM
They do seem to keep finding themselves in dire straits lately.
AmazinTim
2012-01-10 02:08:25 PM
I love how the Iranian military held these naval exercises in an effort to display naval power, and they are failing so miserably that their enemy has had to twice rescue their pathetic sailors.
susler
2012-01-10 02:08:31 PM
They absolutely should hold them pending the outcome of the guy who was arrested.
Put them in the brig and put a webcam on them.
gambitsgirl
2012-01-10 02:09:18 PM
Hold them until they let our guy free
/kharma
BadChipmunk
2012-01-10 02:09:19 PM
All the same, I think it's an opportunity to remember that people can act humanely towards each other despite the intransigence of the respective governments. Super-scared fishermen rescued by our Coast Guard and are thankful, then repatriated to home nation's Coast Guard, who say "thanks for rescuing our people." This is just basic human decency, which is unfortunately so often forgotten when people start talking geopolitics. Or hell, even domestic politics for that matter.
scottydoesntknow
2012-01-10 02:10:03 PM
Nogale
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They do seem to keep finding themselves in dire straits lately.
I guess you could say they're Down to the Waterline
rebelyell2006
2012-01-10 02:10:21 PM
What if all of the posturing is nothing more than an Iranian plot to trick the Americans into becoming the life guards of the Persian Gulf, to cut back on Iranian rescue expenditures?
Ika7734
2012-01-10 02:11:10 PM
Nogale
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They do seem to keep finding themselves in dire straits lately.
At least they found some brothers in arms.
Seacop
2012-01-10 02:11:23 PM
Nogale
:
They do seem to keep finding themselves in dire straits lately.
That's what happens when you get your money for nothing and your chicks for free.
ISO15693
2012-01-10 02:11:24 PM
Here's the boat my dad served on. (Not really relevant, but just because)
USS Decatur-DD936
PanicMan
2012-01-10 02:12:56 PM
Jz4p
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FTA: a civilian interpreter aboard the Monomoy quoted the captain of the Iranian coast guard vessel as saying he "sends his regards and thanks to our captain and all crewmembers for assisting and taking care of the Iranian sailors. Wishes us the best and thanks us for our cooperation."
Smart naval captain. In case my superiors were hellbent on starting a shooting war, I'd want the opposing naval captains to think well of me and maybe radio in a surrender request before they blew me out of the water.
It's kind of telling when the military is acting more reasonable than the civilian leadership. They don't want to be out there any more than our guys do.
clovis69
2012-01-10 02:13:13 PM
Jz4p
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Smart naval captain. In case my superiors were hellbent on starting a shooting war, I'd want the opposing naval captains to think well of me and maybe radio in a surrender request before they blew me out of the water.
There are politics and then there is life at sea. Sailors help sailors and thank sailors for their help.
Everyone hates piracy, thats why the Americans, Japanese, Chinese, Dutch, Indians, Russians, British, Australians, Saudis and everyone else is operating off the east coast of Africa to fight piracy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piracy_in_Somalia#Current_fleet_of_vesse l s_in_operation
alternative girlfriend
2012-01-10 02:13:32 PM
Headso
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alternative girlfriend: Headso: We shouldn't give them back until they set that guy free, although that guy if he wasn't actually a spy was pretty stupid to go visiting Iran.
He was visiting his elderly grandmother.
in Iran
You're right, he should have just left her there to rot. Screw honoring your elders.
SurfaceTension
2012-01-10 02:13:47 PM
scottydoesntknow
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Nogale: They do seem to keep finding themselves in dire straits lately.
I guess you could say they're Down to the Waterline
This keeps happening and we'll soon find ourselves brothers in arms with Iran.
Seacop
2012-01-10 02:16:21 PM
alternative girlfriend
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Headso: alternative girlfriend: Headso: We shouldn't give them back until they set that guy free, although that guy if he wasn't actually a spy was pretty stupid to go visiting Iran.
He was visiting his elderly grandmother.
in Iran
You're right, he should have just left her there to rot. Screw honoring your elders.
How do you honor your elders by ending the bloodline with your own beheading? I'm pretty sure gramma would have understood.
jayphat
2012-01-10 02:17:57 PM
ZzeusS
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"That happened just days after Tehran warned the United States to keep its warships out of the Gulf. The fishermen were sent on their way and the 15 pirates were taken aboard the aircraft carrier USS John C. Stennis, and never heard from again."
They aren't supposed to. Pirates are supposed to be killed at sea. Period.
Magorn
2012-01-10 02:19:19 PM
susler
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They absolutely should hold them pending the outcome of the guy who was arrested.
Put them in the brig and put a webcam on them.
Sorry, we're the Good Guys, we don't do crap like that. The view from the moral high ground is spectacular but the climb up to it can be preety difficult.
QifutuWahuta
2012-01-10 02:20:35 PM
I especially appreciate the helpful map of Maryland. Damn Iranians are stealing our FEESH!
TrainingWheelsNeeded
2012-01-10 02:21:10 PM
AmazinTim
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I love how the Iranian military held these naval exercises in an effort to display naval power, and they are failing so miserably that their enemy has had to twice rescue their pathetic sailors.
Not that Iran is a great sea power or anything but these weren't military ships. What I love is the US media spin, "The incident was another reminder of U.S. efforts to demonstrate the humanitarian value of its naval presence in the Gulf..."
Seacop
2012-01-10 02:21:20 PM
jayphat
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ZzeusS: "That happened just days after Tehran warned the United States to keep its warships out of the Gulf. The fishermen were sent on their way and the 15 pirates were taken aboard the aircraft carrier USS John C. Stennis, and never heard from again."
They aren't supposed to. Pirates are supposed to be killed at sea. Period.
We took 4 pirates off a Thai fishing vessel in the GOA. Then we turned them over to a Navy ship who then turned them over to Thailand. I can only imagine how their lives ened. up.
SurelyShirley
2012-01-10 02:21:29 PM
What is the US Coast Guard doing in the Persian Gulf?
Headso
2012-01-10 02:22:34 PM
alternative girlfriend
:
Headso: alternative girlfriend: Headso: We shouldn't give them back until they set that guy free, although that guy if he wasn't actually a spy was pretty stupid to go visiting Iran.
He was visiting his elderly grandmother.
in Iran
You're right, he should have just left her there to rot. Screw honoring your elders.
He is a Marine, he is a US citizen, it was a bad idea because of that not because visiting your elders is a bad idea in general.
Fuggin Bizzy
2012-01-10 02:22:57 PM
SurelyShirley
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What is the US Coast Guard doing in the Persian Gulf?
Carrier groups have their own coastline, and it's sovereign US territory.
/I wondered that too.
Magorn
2012-01-10 02:23:33 PM
PanicMan
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Jz4p: FTA: a civilian interpreter aboard the Monomoy quoted the captain of the Iranian coast guard vessel as saying he "sends his regards and thanks to our captain and all crewmembers for assisting and taking care of the Iranian sailors. Wishes us the best and thanks us for our cooperation."
Smart naval captain. In case my superiors were hellbent on starting a shooting war, I'd want the opposing naval captains to think well of me and maybe radio in a surrender request before they blew me out of the water.
It's kind of telling when the military is acting more reasonable than the civilian leadership. They don't want to be out there any more than our guys do.
It's one thing to be a soldier and know you
may
die int he service of your country, but I wonder what it must be like to know you
will
die, quickly, and barely putting up a fight, if your country decides to start hostilties with a far more powerful opponent?
that's got to take an incredible amount of courage or fatalism
gamempire
2012-01-10 02:24:54 PM
ISO15693
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[upload.wikimedia.org image 640x506]
Here's the boat my dad served on. (Not really relevant, but just because)
USS Decatur-DD936
Props to your dad for serving on a ship carrying the name of one of the greatest and most badass naval officers in United States history. The man sailed into an enemy harbor filled with eight marines in a mission to burn down a captured US Navy frigate to deny the prize to the enemy. Yep, Badass. The man basically told the Barbary Pirates to DIAF, and they stopped bothering US ships in the years following.
The Pirate Coast
(new window) has a great account Decatur's exploits if you or your dad are interested.
/wrote a 50 page paper on the Barbary Wars years ago
//really an engineer, history just kept me sane in undergrad.
///not relevant either, but just because.
coont4
2012-01-10 02:26:51 PM
Maud Dib
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[anthonyjosephevans.com image 640x512]
\Props to anthonix fer the image
\\you bet it's hot
I have nothing to add. I just felt like I should post.
God-is-a-Taco
2012-01-10 02:26:53 PM
Headso
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We shouldn't give them back until they set that guy free, although that guy if he wasn't actually a spy was pretty stupid to go visiting Iran.
subsetzero
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Hold them hostage and trade them for the US citizen that was accused of espionage and is sentenced to death.
susler
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They absolutely should hold them pending the outcome of the guy who was arrested.
gambitsgirl
:
Hold them until they let our guy free
WTF is wrong with you people? They're farkin' fishermen; civilians with no ties to their government.
Your bloodthist is disgusting.
KingPsyz
2012-01-10 02:27:26 PM
Seacop
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jayphat: ZzeusS: "That happened just days after Tehran warned the United States to keep its warships out of the Gulf. The fishermen were sent on their way and the 15 pirates were taken aboard the aircraft carrier USS John C. Stennis, and never heard from again."
They aren't supposed to. Pirates are supposed to be killed at sea. Period.
We took 4 pirates off a Thai fishing vessel in the GOA. Then we turned them over to a Navy ship who then turned them over to Thailand.
I can only imagine how
their lives ended
. up.
FTFY
finster
2012-01-10 02:28:21 PM
Nogale
:
They do seem to keep finding themselves in dire straits lately.
Actually they seem to keep finding themselves gaining more knowledge of American Navy ships.
Seacop
2012-01-10 02:29:31 PM
SurelyShirley
:
What is the US Coast Guard doing in the Persian Gulf?
we've been there since 1991, we have perma Port Security Units, as well as patrol boats there. They're there for vessel boardings, port security, and oil terminal protection. We also send 378's over with Navy Battlegroups and ESG's...
AmazinTim
2012-01-10 02:30:05 PM
God-is-a-Taco
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Headso: We shouldn't give them back until they set that guy free, although that guy if he wasn't actually a spy was pretty stupid to go visiting Iran.
subsetzero: Hold them hostage and trade them for the US citizen that was accused of espionage and is sentenced to death.
susler: They absolutely should hold them pending the outcome of the guy who was arrested.
gambitsgirl: Hold them until they let our guy free
WTF is wrong with you people? They're farkin' fishermen; civilians with no ties to their government.
Your bloodthist is disgusting.
The American the Iranians are set to execute is a civilian with no ties to our government (unless of course you believe a court system that is sentencing him for the crime of "being in an armed struggle against God"). Their bloodthirst is disgusting.
9beers
2012-01-10 02:31:03 PM
God-is-a-Taco
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civilians with no ties to their government.
Just like the guy Iran sentenced to death.
bssrf4
2012-01-10 02:34:31 PM
finster
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Nogale: They do seem to keep finding themselves in dire straits lately.
Actually they seem to keep finding themselves gaining more knowledge of American Navy ships.
I have a funny feeling the USN and CG didnt give the Iranians a guided tour of the ships.
austin_millbarge
2012-01-10 02:36:37 PM
Headso
:
We shouldn't give them back until they set that guy free, although that guy if he wasn't actually a spy was pretty stupid to go visiting Iran.
Stupid for going to visit his family?
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