They should have learned from that guy who tried to run over a flock of seagulls.

I hate geese as much as anybody, but that's pretty horrible. I mean the meat gets all bloody and macerated, it's no good at all.

Dinner is served!

Of all the serene, gentle animals to fark with, Canada Geese. Sure, they bring down airliners when you fly into them, but at a lake on a nice spring day, very relaxing creatures to watch and feed.

I hope these teens get de-testicled.

And that's why I don't drive a white vehicle. The geese guts are really tough to get out of the grill.

Fark Canadian Geese, those things are a menace and there are far to many of them. And given that they are horrible nasty creatures, the fact that there are so many of the damned things is even worse.

Ok..I'm all for "hunting" geese or whatever. But this is just cruel, and they weren't intending to eat them, just run them over for sick amusement. I'm sure that we would see allot more outrage if it was puppies or baby kittens. Because they are cuter. IMO, it doesn't matter. They are alive, they are innocent, and killing like this "for the fun" is sociopathic behavior and these kids need to do some time at the local zoo shoveling shiat out of the elephants area. Maybe some time taking care of animals instead of running them over would teach them a lesson. Or perhaps, they are just assholes and will never be right.

I guess they should have shot them with a shotgun. That's PC, right?

White people problems

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese: I guess they should have shot them with a shotgun. That's PC, right?

Yes, because then I will make dinner from them.

Running them over FOR FUN, and driving away, not so much.

/twisted little bastids
//would like to run over their toes

appropriate punishment would be to bind thier hands and feet, place them in a sitting position between a mother goose and her youngin's in an enclosed cage and watch the horror unfold.

live video stream of the event at $2.99 a pop.. and the city can make some revenue as well.

Bit'O'Gristle
Ok..I'm all for "hunting" geese or whatever. But this is just cruel, and they weren't intending to eat them, just run them over for sick amusement. I'm sure that we would see allot more outrage if it was puppies or baby kittens. Because they are cuter. IMO, it doesn't matter. They are alive, they are innocent, and killing like this "for the fun" is sociopathic behavior and these kids need to do some time at the local zoo shoveling shiat out of the elephants area. Maybe some time taking care of animals instead of running them over would teach them a lesson. Or perhaps, they are just assholes and will never be right.

Statically, these teens are much more likely to be domestic abusers later on in life. Is there a way the zoo could get the elephants to shiat on them?

StanTheMan: Of all the serene, gentle animals to fark with, Canada Geese. Sure, they bring down airliners when you fly into them, but at a lake on a nice spring day, very relaxing creatures to watch and feed.

I hope these teens get de-testicled.

Canada geese - serene? Gentle? Obviously you've never encountered one up close; they're nasty motherfarkers - almost as bad as swans (who can bite you on the face when they stand up straight). Also, feeding them takes away their urge to migrate, which means they stay year-round leaving giant piles of goose shiat everywhere.

Also, vehicular aviacide trifecta in play.

I'd pay to cock punch this POS .

If they weren't planning on eating them, I find this much more reprehensible. Otherwise, it's just ineffective hunting. Also legal to do out of season if it's an 'accident'. Plenty of trucks I've seen have dents from 'accidentally' hitting deer that came on the road.

/I wonder how many people have died from trying that.

mcwehrle
Yes, because then I will make dinner from them.

Running them over FOR FUN, and driving away, not so much.


This. Like most Americans, I eat meat. It just happens to come from farms. If you want to shoot it yourself for food, have at it as long as it's done safely, population levels managed, etc.

These kids are sick.

Driving into flock of birds trifecta is in play.

Asplenium: If they weren't planning on eating them, I find this much more reprehensible. Otherwise, it's just ineffective hunting. Also legal to do out of season if it's an 'accident'. Plenty of trucks I've seen have dents from 'accidentally' hitting deer that came on the road.

/I wonder how many people have died from trying that.

My grandmother always seemed to get a deer every year for thanksgiving with her car. Until my uncle totaled the car. Back when cars were heavier. Now, I once tapped a deer with my van at night and had to replace a headlight with a dented fender. Deer ran off fine.

/you don't eat what you killed, you wasted a life

patrick767: Bit'O'Gristle
Ok..I'm all for "hunting" geese or whatever. But this is just cruel, and they weren't intending to eat them, just run them over for sick amusement. I'm sure that we would see allot more outrage if it was puppies or baby kittens. Because they are cuter. IMO, it doesn't matter. They are alive, they are innocent, and killing like this "for the fun" is sociopathic behavior and these kids need to do some time at the local zoo shoveling shiat out of the elephants area. Maybe some time taking care of animals instead of running them over would teach them a lesson. Or perhaps, they are just assholes and will never be right.

Statically, these teens are much more likely to be domestic abusers later on in life. Is there a way the zoo could get the elephants to shiat on them?

/One could only hope, but then a lawsuit would ensue...for "injury and humiliation" and the zoo would go bankrupt..forcing them to just let the animals loose upon the innocent citizenry of the city, you would have lions eating babies, monkeys pulling up your flowerbed, and then worst of all, all the redneck hunters would show up and start randomly blasting the town to bits. Then the national guard would show up, and impose martial law, forcing the population to stay in the home, starving until they had to eat their own children. This all could have been avoided, if the fathers of these douchebags would just give them a well deserved ass kicking.

Teen Wolf Blitzer: White people problems



Approves.

The resident goose population in northern Colorado is incredible, but not as incredible as the number of morans who stop to let them cross the road during rush hour.

I don't commend what these ass-hats did, but I certainly try to discourage geese from crossing the road whenever the hell they feel like it. So far, I haven't seen much improvement.

walkerhound: The resident goose population in northern Colorado is incredible, but not as incredible as the number of morans who stop to let them cross the road during rush hour.

I don't commend what these ass-hats did, but I certainly try to discourage geese from crossing the road whenever the hell they feel like it. So far, I haven't seen much improvement.

Seeing wild animals makes me happy. I see so few. It's worth it. Unlike the dickweeds who hold up traffic for a fender bender. I fantasize about slowly beating them to death with a rock when I'm stuck in traffic behind them.

puckrock2000: StanTheMan: Of all the serene, gentle animals to fark with, Canada Geese. Sure, they bring down airliners when you fly into them, but at a lake on a nice spring day, very relaxing creatures to watch and feed.

I hope these teens get de-testicled.

Canada geese - serene? Gentle? Obviously you've never encountered one up close; they're nasty motherfarkers - almost as bad as swans (who can bite you on the face when they stand up straight). Also, feeding them takes away their urge to migrate, which means they stay year-round leaving giant piles of goose shiat everywhere.

Also, vehicular aviacide trifecta in play.

Yeah...gotta say nothing makes as good a guard pet as a gaggle of geese. My god those things are vicious.

santadog: Venezuelan Beaver Cheese: I guess they should have shot them with a shotgun. That's PC, right?

If they were hunting, yes, use a gun. But why run them over for the shear joy of killing them with a truck.

I call them Pussies.

Also, if you hunt for sport, and not for food, I hope you and your family DIAGONAL.

No hero tag

i hate people.

StanTheMan: Of all the serene, gentle animals to fark with, Canada Geese. Sure, they bring down airliners when you fly into them, but at a lake on a nice spring day, very relaxing creatures to watch and feed.

I hope these teens get de-testicled.











really, I find them to be vile, mean, nasty critters...

Mildot: really, I find them to be vile, mean, nasty critters...

We have lots of Canada geese at a nearby park. They just sort of hang out and do their thing. One hissed at me and the dog once, but that was only after the dog decided it would be a good idea to try and chase it. One time I saw a little girl throw a pine cone at one because it kept taking all the food from the ducks she was trying to feed and it just sort of gave her an annoyed look and went back to thieving.

For the most part they just stand around and poop or wait for someone to give them bread chunks.

Regardless, intentionally herding anything into the road and running them down "for fun" is ridiculous. It's not like these two idiots ran them over in self defense.

Bit'O'Gristle: I'm sure that we would see allot more outrage if it was puppies or baby kittens. Because they are cuter taste better.

FTFY

Problem with our society: More people are angry about the farking birds then the poor guy who's truck is going to need new parts and the mechanic who has to fish all the decaying gristle out.

Deserves the hero tag. Fark geese. They're vile, mean, nasty animals that shiat all over the place. The only thing they're good for is giving up their livers for delicious pate.

You are doing it wrong.

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Also, if you hunt for sport, and not for food, I hope you and your family DIAGONAL.

You obviously do not know the first thing about wildlife conservation and would probably vomit if you saw how the chicken sandwich you had for lunch was processed. The horse that was used to make dog food and glue is no more sacred than some racoon a hunter killed to have stuffed.

Quit acting like a five year old that just saw Bambi ffs.

I'll throw in my vote to have these guys tarred and feathered...

But I hate geese. Nasty creatures. Good riddance.

walkerhound: The resident goose population in northern Colorado is incredible, but not as incredible as the number of morans who stop to let them cross the road during rush hour.

I don't commend what these ass-hats did, but I certainly try to discourage geese from crossing the road whenever the hell they feel like it. So far, I haven't seen much improvement.

It's not so much letting them cross as the fact that they can fark up your car if you run into them. I need my car for work, so as much as I hate these honking shiatbags, you need to brake for them.

That being said, these kids need an ass kicking. I'm all for hunting for food, but not running geese over out of sheer cruelty.

I happen to like geese. Sure, they poop. BFD. They're kind of pretty and I happen to like animals of all sorts (no, not like that you perv). So, I haz a sad and I hope these asstards DIAF.

algrant33: I hate geese as much as anybody, but that's pretty horrible. I mean the meat gets all bloody and macerated, it's no good at all.

I'm no fan of geese. Been chased by and bitten by them for no reason other than I was walking near the pond they like. Geese are mean, but even they don't deserve that.

Might make a good soup stock though. ;)

Whats good for the goose is
oh wait nevermind

mdeesnuts: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Also, if you hunt for sport, and not for food, I hope you and your family DIAGONAL.

You obviously do not know the first thing about wildlife conservation and would probably vomit if you saw how the chicken sandwich you had for lunch was processed. The horse that was used to make dog food and glue is no more sacred than some racoon a hunter killed to have stuffed.

Quit acting like a five year old that just saw Bambi ffs.

Killing an animal for decoration is on the same moral level as mocking a dying child to their face.

Jixa: I'm no fan of geese. Been chased by and bitten by them for no reason other than I was walking near the pond they like. Geese are mean, but even they don't deserve that.

Yup, geese have many characteristics in common with humans.

Bit'O'Gristle: But this is just cruel, and they weren't intending to eat them, just run them over for sick amusement. I'm sure that we would see allot more outrage if it was puppies or baby kittens. Because they are cuter. IMO, it doesn't matter. They are alive, they are innocent, and killing like this "for the fun" is sociopathic behavior

Canadian geese have no other value. They are a plague. It has nothing to do with cuteness. Killing insects that pose a nuisance or a hazard is legitimate. Killing threatening animals, be they snakes, dogs, capybaras, or honey badgers, is legitimate if they posed a genuine threat. Canadian geese are a nuisance and a danger in every form. They cannot be innocent. They are vicious, unapolegetic hateful creatures let loose upon this Earth by Lucifer himself, and should be eradicated. They know not mercy, they have no virtue. It is not sociopathic behavior, it is a manifestation of every red-blooded American's survival instinct.

Not guilty. Next case.

Not amused.

CheekyMonkey: Killing an animal for decoration is on the same moral level as mocking a dying child to their face.

What's the moral equivalent of conflating a dead animal and a dying person to make a point on the internet?