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(Chicago Tribune) Interesting Starbucks: you CAN go back   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 17
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gittlebass
2012-01-10 01:17:47 PM
so they decided to go from burnt coffee to coffee with more caffeine. i'm ok with this
 
Invisible Dynamite Monkey
2012-01-10 01:22:14 PM
Dunkin Donuts coffee is no longer coffee. I've become convinced that they secretly replaced their coffee with an imitation coffee substitute at some point years ago.
 
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 01:36:50 PM
I always thought Starbucks used that stuff that comes out of a cat's ass to make coffee.

I think it's called "cat poop".
 
thalidomide new and improved
2012-01-10 02:16:12 PM
This is good, since I've started drinking coffee without cream last year. Once I started doing that, I've begun to enjoy normal coffee more, but starbucks tastes like tires.
 
MrEricSir
2012-01-10 03:11:09 PM
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: I always thought Starbucks used that stuff that comes out of a cat's ass to make coffee.

Civiet dung coffee costs 100x what you'd pay at Starbucks (or any other normal cafe.)
 
portscanner
2012-01-10 04:21:24 PM
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: I always thought Starbucks used that stuff that comes out of a cat's horse's ass to make coffee.

I think it's called "cat horse poop".

FTFY
 
Mayhem of the Black Underclass
2012-01-10 04:30:58 PM
MrEricSir: Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: I always thought Starbucks used that stuff that comes out of a cat's ass to make coffee.

Civiet dung coffee costs 100x what you'd pay at Starbucks (or any other normal cafe.)

You're off by a factor of 10, it's only about 10x (new window)more for luak coffee per cup than it is for starbucks.
 
mekkab
2012-01-10 04:46:56 PM
How is this different than the usual "mild drip" you can get at almost any *$?


/'venti mild drip' when I have to.
//it's cool when they make me a fresh pot and give it to me free "for having to wait"... then you get the $2 right into the tip jar.
 
Lyonstaff
2012-01-10 06:09:05 PM
THIS is the reason the golden arches was giving away free coffee for two weeks.
 
AcneVulgaris
2012-01-10 06:24:42 PM
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: I always thought Starbucks used that stuff that comes out of a cat's ass to make coffee.

I think it's called "cat poop".

Or "Kitty Roca", a favorite treat of dogs.
 
Midgets4BlindPeople
2012-01-10 08:29:36 PM
Over/under on the awful Tall Blonde jokes coming soon at Starbucks. I'll set the line at 4 million.
 
timbrr_wolf
2012-01-10 10:37:56 PM
I tried the Blonde drip today, it is pretty smooth and I could see myself drinking multiple cups of it. But prefer the Italian Roast still

/insert Blonde drip jokes here
 
cyberspacedout
2012-01-11 12:20:24 AM
timbrr_wolf: I tried the Blonde drip today, it is pretty smooth and I could see myself drinking multiple cups of it. But prefer the Italian Roast still

/insert Blonde drip jokes here

Did it go down easy?
 
o5iiawah
2012-01-11 08:19:28 AM
all right, starbucks thread!

/ burned coffee
/it all costs $5
/I can make it at home for cheaper
/folgers tastes good
/hipsters and apple
 
stewbert
2012-01-11 04:02:05 PM
I don't buy drinks from Starbucks, but their beans make decent coffee. Still, they're more expensive than other options (Seattle Mountain @ Costco), so I don't buy their beans either.
 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark]
2012-01-11 05:25:05 PM
Their coffee has flavor...good flavor. Maybe it's just not your cup of tea.

/You need a strong flavor to balance out all that ice, whipped cream, cinnamon, nutmeg...
 
jsmooth007
2012-01-12 05:12:59 AM
So now instead of paying $1 for a McDonald's coffee I can $3 at Starbucks for the same thing? Oh joy!

Of course most of us "light" coffee drinkers just aren't cool enough for $tarbuck$. Is Owning an Apple product is a pre-req for admission, right?
 
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