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(Gawker) Asinine While you're out there scraping to make ends meet so you can pay your mortgage, Tiger Woods' ex is building the same $12 million house she just knocked down   (gawker.com) divider line 122
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2012-01-10 11:17:53 AM
I bet she drinks RC Cola, too.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-10 11:36:50 AM
Apostrophe fail, subby.
 
2012-01-10 12:01:10 PM
Eh, she's providing someone with jobs, right?
 
2012-01-10 12:01:11 PM
Speaker2Animals: Apostrophe fail, subby.

Looks good to me.
 
2012-01-10 12:09:56 PM
"Give my money that my vagina earned"
 
2012-01-10 12:35:31 PM
House wasn't up to code, was filled with termites, and couldn't withstand a weak hurricane. It would cost more to fix than to destroy and rebuild.

Note that she found these things out, she let Habitat for Humanity strip the useable appliances and hardware before it was demolished. Good for her.
 
2012-01-10 12:36:33 PM
inthedrink.mysbrforum.com

Better than wasting that money on a truck full of Newports.

I'M RICH BIATCH!
 
2012-01-10 12:44:04 PM
ArkAngel: House wasn't up to code, was filled with termites, and couldn't withstand a weak hurricane. It would cost more to fix than to destroy and rebuild.

Note that she found these things out, she let Habitat for Humanity strip the useable appliances and hardware before it was demolished. Good for her.


What they said. Besides, that stuff used to happen all the time around here and is common elsewhere. It is her property. As long as she gets the proper approvals, who cares? It is her cash now.
 
2012-01-10 12:59:25 PM
This has "Motivational Book for Teen Girls" written ALL over it.
 
2012-01-10 01:18:41 PM
everyone pays for sex. tiger just paid way too farking much...
 
2012-01-10 01:24:12 PM
ArkAngel: House wasn't up to code, was filled with termites, and couldn't withstand a weak hurricane. It would cost more to fix than to destroy and rebuild.

Note that she found these things out, she let Habitat for Humanity strip the useable appliances and hardware before it was demolished. Good for her.


Um, did you RTFA?

She had no idea there was an infestation until Habitat for Humanity starting tearing stuff out during the demolition. They informed her after the fact. As for withstanding hurricanes: it seems to have done well for the last 90 years.

The reason she tore the place down was because she's an exacting twat. I hate her and I hope she gets cholera.
 
2012-01-10 01:35:43 PM
CitizenTed: ArkAngel: House wasn't up to code, was filled with termites, and couldn't withstand a weak hurricane. It would cost more to fix than to destroy and rebuild.

Note that she found these things out, she let Habitat for Humanity strip the useable appliances and hardware before it was demolished. Good for her.

Um, did you RTFA?

She had no idea there was an infestation until Habitat for Humanity starting tearing stuff out during the demolition. They informed her after the fact. As for withstanding hurricanes: it seems to have done well for the last 90 years.

The reason she tore the place down was because she's an exacting twat. I hate her and I hope she gets cholera.


I misspoke. She found the termites when she let HH tear stuff out because it wasn't up to code.
 
2012-01-10 02:00:57 PM
CitizenTed: ArkAngel: House wasn't up to code, was filled with termites, and couldn't withstand a weak hurricane. It would cost more to fix than to destroy and rebuild.

Note that she found these things out, she let Habitat for Humanity strip the useable appliances and hardware before it was demolished. Good for her.

Um, did you RTFA?

She had no idea there was an infestation until Habitat for Humanity starting tearing stuff out during the demolition. They informed her after the fact. As for withstanding hurricanes: it seems to have done well for the last 90 years.

The reason she tore the place down was because she's an exacting twat. I hate her and I hope she gets cholera.


So she let Habitat for Humanity tear stuff out because it wasn't up to code. yeh what a biatch
 
2012-01-10 02:02:36 PM
Where's my news story? I bought a quarter pounder with cheese.
 
2012-01-10 02:02:37 PM
Well how else was she suppose to paint the walls the color she wanted?....just paint over the old paint...no self respecting woman that married for money does such things.
 
2012-01-10 02:03:57 PM
Again? Didn't she do the same thing last week??
 
2012-01-10 02:05:19 PM
Parts of her old house are going into making many houses for people who otherwise wouldn't have one. Assuming that the parts being taken weren't infested, that's a good thing.

And she probably wanted polished marble where there was tile or something stupid like that.
 
2012-01-10 02:05:33 PM
Sargun: So she let Habitat for Humanity tear stuff out because it wasn't up to code. yeh what a biatch

What.
A.
Biatch.

or

History's.
Greatest.
Monster.
 
2012-01-10 02:06:02 PM
Good, at least somebody's still building houses in this economy.
 
2012-01-10 02:06:23 PM
ArkAngel: House wasn't up to code, was filled with termites, and couldn't withstand a weak hurricane. It would cost more to fix than to destroy and rebuild.

Note that she found these things out, she let Habitat for Humanity strip the useable appliances and hardware before it was demolished. Good for her.


Came here to say this. Glad to see it's been handled.
 
2012-01-10 02:07:59 PM
I really don't care. At all. I'm even going to take the time to post about how little I care.

It's her money she can do what she wants with it.
 
2012-01-10 02:09:41 PM
So she is doing her part to stimulate the economy, create jobs, etc...

Would you rather her just put $$$ in stock fund?

So:
Spending money is bad
Saving/Investing money is bad

I guess the only thing that is good in some peoples' eyes is government confiscation of wealth and handing it out to those have no claim to it.
 
2012-01-10 02:09:47 PM
She let HH tear out he appliances and fixtures she didn't want, not the ones that weren't up to code. They discovered the house wasn't to code and had ants and termites during their stripping of the house.
 
2012-01-10 02:10:43 PM
She needs to get a job.
 
2012-01-10 02:11:20 PM
did she also tear down the land?

from the assessor's office (from the comments). the land is worth 9.6M. The house is $2.4M.

She let HH take a bunch of stuff out of the house first.

What is the outrage about again?
 
2012-01-10 02:12:05 PM
Go fk yourself subby.

It's not your money. STFU.
 
2012-01-10 02:12:26 PM
Speaker2Animals: Apostrophe fail, subby.

Correction fail.
 
2012-01-10 02:12:46 PM
"It looks very similar to the one that just got torn down. Yes, there are more bedrooms, two hot tubs, a guest house, a giant master bedroom, and a pool house, so it's not exactly the same, but, you know, very very similar."

Ya, I know....very similar.
 
2012-01-10 02:13:31 PM
Meh.
 
2012-01-10 02:14:17 PM
So, she's putting $12 million back into the economy? That biatch!
 
2012-01-10 02:14:55 PM
Don't be a hater, Subby. WTF does your ass being broke have to do with her money?
 
2012-01-10 02:15:09 PM
Wow, she's got some awesome nudes.
 
2012-01-10 02:16:17 PM
Rich people be rich... so?
 
2012-01-10 02:16:33 PM
how did this termite infested hurricane trap pass the inspection when Tiger bought it?
 
2012-01-10 02:16:35 PM
I'd knock her down! Of course, she would come back up swinging. Probably a 5 iron
 
2012-01-10 02:16:49 PM
RTFA. Someone was eventually going to have to tear it down.
 
2012-01-10 02:17:45 PM
Good for her. In her place I'd make an incredible show of wantonly wasting all the money that Tiger earned and now has to pay her because he lied to her and cheated on her.
 
2012-01-10 02:18:09 PM
If I'm spending 12 million dollars on a house. I don't want neighbors a dozen yards away.


Though my sense of scale might be off.
 
2012-01-10 02:18:18 PM
Termites suck!!
 
2012-01-10 02:20:29 PM
To put her buying power in perspective, her cost to tear down a $12M dollar house is equivilant to your cost to vacation in hawaii for one week.
 
2012-01-10 02:20:50 PM
Shazam999: Wow, she's got some awesome nudes.

Thank you! I had no idea she even did that, now I know (and you're right). You made this thread worthwhile, at least for me.

/She must've been frigid in bed, cause it would take a LOT for me to kick her out.
 
2012-01-10 02:22:10 PM
imcguyver: To put her buying power in perspective, her cost to tear down a $12M dollar house is equivilant to your cost to vacation in hawaii for one week.

MY cost?? my cost to vacation in HAwaii?? is that code for buying a quarter ounce of weed..?? If so. $400 is a pretty cheap demolition??
 
2012-01-10 02:22:52 PM
scottydoesntknow: Shazam999: Wow, she's got some awesome nudes.

Thank you! I had no idea she even did that, now I know (and you're right). You made this thread worthwhile, at least for me.

/She must've been frigid in bed, cause it would take a LOT for me to kick her out.


Spoken like a man with few options.
 
2012-01-10 02:24:20 PM
Nurglitch: Good for her. In her place I'd make an incredible show of wantonly wasting all the money that Tiger earned and now has to pay her because he lied to her and cheated on her.


I thought it was to make sure her children never want. Not to punish a guy who STILL never has to work another day inhis life.
 
2012-01-10 02:24:34 PM
Hmm, protecting her family, donating unused items, supplying work to people, and going to probably pay more in property taxes for the new place...

Does your browser not give the option for "Hero" subs?
 
2012-01-10 02:27:24 PM
There are rich and there are poor. Thanks, subby, for clearing that up.
 
2012-01-10 02:27:30 PM
Occam's Nailfile: Go fk yourself subby.

It's not your money. STFU.
 
2012-01-10 02:27:47 PM
All of you jackass sports lovers are to blame for that house being there in the first place.
 
2012-01-10 02:28:00 PM
I fail to be outraged by this. Rich people knock buildings down all the time. At least she let some of it be salvaged beforehand. And Habitat for Humanity can salvage quite a bit of useful stuff to either use or sell in their Re-Stores, like bathtubs, fixtures, appliances, marble, tile, cabinets, carpet, etc. When I worked doing estate sales one family had them come in before the house was torn down (they wanted to build a new house on the land of their grandma's estate and the house was old and decrepit anyway). I was surprise the amount of stuff they salvaged from a 1200 sq. ft. house. I can only image was they did with something that size.
 
2012-01-10 02:28:07 PM
Guidette Frankentits: RTFA. Someone was eventually going to have to tear it down.

But she didn't know that until after she started tearing it down.

She didn't base her decision on the safety of the house, she based it on wanting 9 bedrooms instead of 7 and a bigger basement with a wine cellar.
 
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