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Pocket Ninja [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 11:37:40 AM
WebMD could probably save on a lot of their costs if they just edited all those cumbersome diagnostic flowcharts down to the two most salient steps in their process, the first being that you identify your symptom (possibly using a drop-down menu) and the second being that it diagnoses you with brain cancer.
 
EatHam [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 11:51:57 AM
Is it Lupus? I bet it's Lupus. Is it Lupus? I bet it's Lupus. Is it Lupus? I bet it's Lupus. Is it Lupus? I bet it's Lupus. Is it Lupus? I bet it's Lupus. Is it Lupus? I bet it's Lupus.
 
TheBlackrose
2012-01-10 11:58:00 AM
Pocket Ninja: WebMD could probably save on a lot of their costs if they just edited all those cumbersome diagnostic flowcharts down to the two most salient steps in their process, the first being that you identify your symptom (possibly using a drop-down menu) and the second being that it diagnoses you with brain cancer.

Complete with Ahnuld sound clip explaining it is indeed not a tumah.
 
ihatedumbpeople
2012-01-10 12:17:38 PM
Pocket Ninja: WebMD could probably save on a lot of their costs if they just edited all those cumbersome diagnostic flowcharts down to the two most salient steps in their process, the first being that you identify your symptom (possibly using a drop-down menu) and the second being that it diagnoses you with brain cancer.

Pretty much THIS. Geez...don't go on WebMd if you're a hypochondriac...
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 01:03:58 PM
So maybe they'll stop spamming my work email account?
 
HellRaisingHoosier
2012-01-10 01:57:48 PM
I work for WebMD.

We're fine for the long-term, I'm not worried. In fact, they're talking about increasing staff in my building by another 30-40 people. Just the other day I invested more of my own money. I figure by QE4 my company and personal stock should net me a good sized profit.
 
squidgod2000
2012-01-10 04:22:16 PM
This is what shiatty site design gets you.

Too much info, too many medical blogish articles to sort through.
 
Galileo's Daughter
2012-01-10 04:41:17 PM
EatHam: Is it Lupus? I bet it's Lupus. Is it Lupus? I bet it's Lupus. Is it Lupus? I bet it's Lupus. Is it Lupus? I bet it's Lupus. Is it Lupus? I bet it's Lupus. Is it Lupus? I bet it's Lupus.

It's not lupus.



/except for that one time
 
runwiz
2012-01-10 05:39:23 PM
Maybe this is a sign that healthcare reform is working and more people can actually go to a real doctor rather than rely on self-diagnosis.
 
OpenXor
2012-01-13 08:19:50 PM
HellRaisingHoosier: I work for WebMD.

We're fine for the long-term, I'm not worried. In fact, they're talking about increasing staff in my building by another 30-40 people. Just the other day I invested more of my own money. I figure by QE4 my company and personal stock should net me a good sized profit.

Just typed these symptoms into WebMD. Looks like you've got cancer.
 
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