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Terrorists have trained mussels and kelp to attack Canadian navy
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dopeydwarf
2012-01-10 01:56:12 PM
Next up? GOJIRA!!!
probesport
2012-01-10 03:12:32 PM
Just fixed the damn thing and leave my private life out of it.
DeathByGeekSquad
2012-01-10 03:13:02 PM
cgraves67
2012-01-10 03:13:45 PM
"But a source told CBC News that only small sections of the fence would be deployed to protect visiting U.S. navy ships, as security for Canadian navy ships isn't considered as pressing."
FrancoFile
2012-01-10 03:15:35 PM
Leonard: Part 7, eh?
Lone Stranger
2012-01-10 03:19:41 PM
"It's just constant 24/7-365 pounding of the product," he told CBC News.
Yep, that's Navy life for you.
Helen_Arigby
2012-01-10 03:20:03 PM
cgraves67
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"But a source told CBC News that only small sections of the fence would be deployed to protect visiting U.S. navy ships, as security for Canadian navy ships isn't considered as pressing."
"A source" told me that while he and several other n00bz were given the task of defending their Jeep "with your LIVES!" and that no one was to take anything out of the (locked) Jeep, "NOT EVEN A ZAP STRAP!", the American Jeep across the parking lot was left A) unguarded, B) unlocked, C) with its doors open so that everyone could see that D) it was full of rifles and other fun shiat.
What I'm sayin' is, the Americans need all the help they can get.
Doomed
2012-01-10 03:22:29 PM
When I was posted to Halifax, I always wondered what the point of the boom was if it was open all the time. Now I'm certain: it only exists so it can get the shiat pounded out of it and then someone can get paid very well to fix it.
Useless thing.
AssAsInAssassin
2012-01-10 03:26:44 PM
Terrrrrists: delicious with butter and garlic.
Gabrin_Kinoda
2012-01-10 03:27:12 PM
Wait, I think I saw this on 'Spongebob Squarepants' the other day...
antiadmin
2012-01-10 03:35:03 PM
dogslobber buttlube
2012-01-10 03:39:41 PM
Canadians have a navy?
Oh wait, now I see it, the dinghy over there with the guy wearing night goggles sitting in it.
Cool!
change1211
2012-01-10 03:40:00 PM
Doomed
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When I was posted to Halifax, I always wondered what the point of the boom was if it was open all the time. Now I'm certain: it only exists so it can get the shiat pounded out of it and then someone can get paid very well to fix it.
Useless thing.
Could be there so they say it's there?
cgraves67
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"But a source told CBC News that only small sections of the fence would be deployed to protect visiting U.S. navy ships, as security for Canadian navy ships isn't considered as pressing."
Canadian ships don't get attacked much, the Canadians don't tend to piss off the rest of the world as much.
awfulawful
2012-01-10 03:40:12 PM
Related.
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Robo Beat
2012-01-10 03:41:00 PM
An oldie but a goodie
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Robo Beat
2012-01-10 03:41:36 PM
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Damn and blast.
ontariolightning
2012-01-10 03:45:15 PM
Robo Beat
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An oldie but a goodie.
lol, not nice! Canada will save the world one day
HailRobonia
2012-01-10 03:47:07 PM
All yrr base are belong to us.
MadMonk
2012-01-10 03:53:17 PM
You gotta have muscles on your muscles and muscles on your barriers.
AlgaeRancher
2012-01-10 03:54:50 PM
kelp, it will drag you to your doom...
/offer only applies to the canadian navy see shores for details
dabbletech
2012-01-10 04:11:43 PM
That should pretty much do it, eh?
Gyrfalcon
2012-01-10 05:02:24 PM
Canada has a navy?
WelldeadLink
2012-01-10 05:08:16 PM
Be careful you don't get that Mountie wet, what with all that red on him and all.
Clemkadidlefark
2012-01-10 05:14:17 PM
What a mussel might look like
Sun Tzu
2012-01-10 05:20:17 PM
"I'm gonna find what the heat is on,
With the price of kelp at the break of dawn."
RY28
2012-01-10 06:44:49 PM
dogslobber buttlube
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Canadians have a navy?
Oh wait, now I see it, the dinghy over there with the guy wearing night goggles sitting in it.
Cool!
It would seem to be a whole lot easier to just pull the boats out of the water and place them on boat trailers to keep them safe from terrorists boats, eh .
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