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(CBC) Dumbass Terrorists have trained mussels and kelp to attack Canadian navy   (cbc.ca) divider line 26
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2012-01-10 01:56:12 PM
Next up? GOJIRA!!!

www.victormelendez.com
 
2012-01-10 03:12:32 PM
Just fixed the damn thing and leave my private life out of it.
 
2012-01-10 03:13:02 PM
www.boomtron.com
 
2012-01-10 03:13:45 PM
"But a source told CBC News that only small sections of the fence would be deployed to protect visiting U.S. navy ships, as security for Canadian navy ships isn't considered as pressing."
 
2012-01-10 03:15:35 PM
Leonard: Part 7, eh?
 
2012-01-10 03:19:41 PM
"It's just constant 24/7-365 pounding of the product," he told CBC News.


Yep, that's Navy life for you.
 
2012-01-10 03:20:03 PM
cgraves67: "But a source told CBC News that only small sections of the fence would be deployed to protect visiting U.S. navy ships, as security for Canadian navy ships isn't considered as pressing."

"A source" told me that while he and several other n00bz were given the task of defending their Jeep "with your LIVES!" and that no one was to take anything out of the (locked) Jeep, "NOT EVEN A ZAP STRAP!", the American Jeep across the parking lot was left A) unguarded, B) unlocked, C) with its doors open so that everyone could see that D) it was full of rifles and other fun shiat.

What I'm sayin' is, the Americans need all the help they can get.
 
2012-01-10 03:22:29 PM
When I was posted to Halifax, I always wondered what the point of the boom was if it was open all the time. Now I'm certain: it only exists so it can get the shiat pounded out of it and then someone can get paid very well to fix it.

Useless thing.
 
2012-01-10 03:26:44 PM
Terrrrrists: delicious with butter and garlic.
 
2012-01-10 03:27:12 PM
Wait, I think I saw this on 'Spongebob Squarepants' the other day...
 
2012-01-10 03:35:03 PM
i1212.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-10 03:39:41 PM
Canadians have a navy?
Oh wait, now I see it, the dinghy over there with the guy wearing night goggles sitting in it.
Cool!
 
2012-01-10 03:40:00 PM
Doomed: When I was posted to Halifax, I always wondered what the point of the boom was if it was open all the time. Now I'm certain: it only exists so it can get the shiat pounded out of it and then someone can get paid very well to fix it.

Useless thing.


Could be there so they say it's there?

cgraves67: "But a source told CBC News that only small sections of the fence would be deployed to protect visiting U.S. navy ships, as security for Canadian navy ships isn't considered as pressing."

Canadian ships don't get attacked much, the Canadians don't tend to piss off the rest of the world as much.
 
2012-01-10 03:40:12 PM
Related.
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2012-01-10 03:41:00 PM
 
2012-01-10 03:41:36 PM
awfulawful: Related.
Link (new window)


Damn and blast.
 
2012-01-10 03:45:15 PM
Robo Beat: An oldie but a goodie.

lol, not nice! Canada will save the world one day
 
2012-01-10 03:47:07 PM
All yrr base are belong to us.
 
2012-01-10 03:53:17 PM
i406.photobucket.com

You gotta have muscles on your muscles and muscles on your barriers.
 
2012-01-10 03:54:50 PM
kelp, it will drag you to your doom...


/offer only applies to the canadian navy see shores for details
 
2012-01-10 04:11:43 PM
That should pretty much do it, eh?
 
2012-01-10 05:02:24 PM
Canada has a navy?
 
2012-01-10 05:08:16 PM
Be careful you don't get that Mountie wet, what with all that red on him and all.
 
2012-01-10 05:14:17 PM
What a mussel might look like

1000awesomethings.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-01-10 05:20:17 PM
"I'm gonna find what the heat is on,
With the price of kelp at the break of dawn."
 
2012-01-10 06:44:49 PM
dogslobber buttlube: Canadians have a navy?
Oh wait, now I see it, the dinghy over there with the guy wearing night goggles sitting in it.
Cool!


It would seem to be a whole lot easier to just pull the boats out of the water and place them on boat trailers to keep them safe from terrorists boats, eh .
 
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