kill me.

asciibaron: kill me.her.

FTFY

don't understand: asciibaron: kill me.her.

FTFY

i don't want to live in a world where this is cute, funny, or serious.

I do believe Anna Nicole Smith has been reincarnated.

I want to believe that the special juice is alcohol.

I really do.


/poor kid

It's not nice to make fun of retarded children.

I'm off to kill myself.

She's next.

swore this was a bad lipsynch Weeners time i saw it

If God decides to wipe-out the entire human race - don't argue. Cause He'll just play that video.

hogans: I'm off to kill myself.

She's next.

Kill me while you're at it.

If you want to know WTF is wrong with this world just watch that video and you'll see.
I get that kids can ham it up for the camera, my daughter is a camera hound too but..just, no. And that mother of hers. Someone stuck a dick in crazy and...we know the meme.

Much like Jersey Shore and every other "reality" show, these kids are coached up to act outlandish on camera, and then only the most outlandish behavior is used for the show.

disaster

Wow, that thing's mother is a real pig.

antiadmin: swore this was a bad lipsynch.... time i saw it

bad autocorrect? my mind's just in the gutter? oops

I can't tell if she's retarded or just southern.

Bluemookie: I can't tell if she's retarded or just southern.

I'm voting a significant amount of both...

/And when she introduces her mother and her sister, there's only one woman standing there....

Bluemookie: I can't tell if she's retarded or just southern.

Yes.

Poprocks Psychology: I want to believe that the special juice is alcohol.

I really do.

It appears to be Mountain Dew, probably adulterated with sugar. Because nothing says "performance" like pumping a kid full of sucrose, HFCS, and caffeine. "Pageant drinks" and such are popular in child pageants, because they're an ostensibly legal way to pump the kid full of caffeine & carbs, for that extra "kick" onstage.

She's driving that kid nuts just to exploit her. That's probably the worst part of the whole sordid affair, this trainwreck we have the dubious privilege of watching for our own morbid entertainment. By the time that kid's 10, she's going to have Type II diabetes and other health problems related to ridiculously high blood sugar.

lohphat: Southern "culture" rises again.

Fark saving the Union Mr. Lincoln, we didn't need them. They have been a constant fiscal and intellectual drain to the more developed and civilized states.

Let. Them. Go.

/we could have had "offshore" call centers in local timezones
//but still would have had to deal with heavy accents
///"Hello, mah nayme is Cleetus....er.....Richard, how can ah hep youz?"

Two words...Jersey Shore.

BEER_ME_in_CT: The only thing shes winning is the ugly ginger contest. yeesh. look at her mom to know what she'll look like in 20 years.

I'm more inclined to believe that her cocaine- and heroine-addled teenage years will make her a gangling crack whore.

It's not too late, she's only six. Throw her parents into a volcano and get that kid some counseling.

This is why abortions should remain legal. Now we need to pass a law saying they are legal for forty years after the birth, then we can take out both the child and the mother.

FormlessOne: Poprocks Psychology: I want to believe that the special juice is alcohol.

I really do.

It appears to be Mountain Dew, probably adulterated with sugar. Because nothing says "performance" like pumping a kid full of sucrose, HFCS, and caffeine. "Pageant drinks" and such are popular in child pageants, because they're an ostensibly legal way to pump the kid full of caffeine & carbs, for that extra "kick" onstage.

She's driving that kid nuts just to exploit her. That's probably the worst part of the whole sordid affair, this trainwreck we have the dubious privilege of watching for our own morbid entertainment. By the time that kid's 10, she's going to have Type II diabetes and other health problems related to ridiculously high blood sugar.

THIS!

Though I was thinking the 'go-go juice' was Redbull or Rockstar.

Whatthefark: This is why abortions should remain legal. Now we need to pass a law saying they are legal for forty years after the birth, then we can take out both the child and the mother.

I can't in good conscience agree to anything past the 120th trimester.

It is children like this who should mysteriously go "missing".

Dear god! All I could think of was, if I took a bat to her fat head, would it bounce?

/Kill it with fire

Wow, that mom's chin is almost as big as her gunt

...Which chin?

What. The. F*ck did I just see?

66dude: What. The. F*ck did I just see?

A mother who is living vicariously through her daughter. In this way she is only mildly overweight and her complete lack of any social worth is forgivable.

My 6 yr old daughter could kick that kid's ass, but Tae Kwon Do is only used for defense. However, I think I could convince her to make an exception.

/sweetie this is why you don't do pageants
//mama ain't raisin' no attention whores

I really don't think that was meant to be taken seriously. It was almost like they were mocking the whole pageant thing.

That kid's a comical genius. Her timing was perfect and she had me cracking up. I was waiting for her to do a truffle shuffle. LOL

That's it folks, we're done here. Last one to kill themselves, well, fark it - leave the damn lights on.

"Talking monkeys with opposable thumbs are running this show till the roaches get bold."

i think she's gonna have a great stage career, with a pole

FormlessOne: By the time that kid's 10, she's going to have Type II diabetes and other health problems related to ridiculously high blood sugar.

At 12, she'll weigh 180 pounds but insist on wearing her Daisy Dukes. Massive (in more way than one) tease for the poor boys who don't know how to use their wieners yet.

Pregnant by 15. Can't go to school. Up to 250 pounds by now. Gives birth to stillborn child.

Pregnant again at 16. This time, great success! Luckily, she's got mom & dad (blew his brains out 3 years ago) to take care of the kid while she goes out and parties it up with her former classmates.

Raped by mom's new boyfriend at 17. Another kid on the way. Continues to party during pregnancy. Mental retardation FTW!

By 19, she & mom are entering the 3-year old in beauty pageants. Both gave birth within the past year.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

How many of the other contestants did mom have to eat for her to win those trophies?

I'm 51 and she's 6 and I want to beat the f@#k out of her

/is that wrong?

Quiefenburger: Wow, that mom's chin is almost as big as her gunt.

That tickled my panniculus...

A much better version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABzMAuI1vj0

At the 4:15 mark - Mom yells "Work it, smoochie!"
At the 5:40 mark - Mom burps at the camera

Classy.

FormlessOne: It appears to be Mountain Dew, probably adulterated with sugar. Because nothing says "performance" like pumping a kid full of sucrose, HFCS, and caffeine. "Pageant drinks" and such are popular in child pageants, because they're an ostensibly legal way to pump the kid full of caffeine & carbs, for that extra "kick" onstage.

I'm guessing Adderal. These parents have already tried caffeine and sugar, and none of them will say what they add to the "juice".

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