Diogenes: "intimacy during rocket attacks"

Hey! That was my thesis topic.

The rocket is my penis.

vpb: They seem a lot like fundamentalist Muslims.

The only differences are geography, fashion, and language.

Diogenes: ShawnDoc: vpb: They seem a lot like fundamentalist Muslims.

The seem a lot like fundamentalist Chirstians as well.

Come on....you guys are almost there....what's the common denominator?

Treating women like property?

intimacy during rocket attacks

"c'mon baby, let me stick it up your ass, we could get blown up at any time."

out before Tatsuma.

LOL Israel

Again, their commitment to democracy and universal rights is endlessly impressive.

Cleanliness is next to godliness...

If any Doc accidentally inspected a bloody vag the OldTestament calls for a 7 day purge,

I chuckled at the headline.

The middle east is a ridiculously farked up place. This does not surprise me in the slightest. The women who want to attend are lucky they aren't being put to death.

Jake Havechek: vpb: They seem a lot like fundamentalist Muslims.

The only differences are geography, fashion, and language.

Uh, they both live in the Middle East, and Hebrew and Arabic are very similar.

So it's basically down to the clothes.

/Hats = good, turbans = bad

kiwimoogle84: I heard somewhere their periods attract bears. THE BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION.

/really that's farked up though.

Also ...

They probably don't want to attract any bears either. Better safe than sorry, amirite?

Now how did I know it was going to be the Middle East before I clicked the link?

vpb: They seem a lot like fundamentalist Muslims.

Racist.

SHARK WEEK!!!

Arkanaut: Diogenes: "intimacy during rocket attacks"

Hey! That was my thesis topic.

The rocket is my penis.

I have a rocket in my pocket and I can not stop to play.

SphericalTime: Diogenes: ShawnDoc: vpb: They seem a lot like fundamentalist Muslims.

The seem a lot like fundamentalist Chirstians as well.

Come on....you guys are almost there....what's the common denominator?

Abraham? God? A disgust for Richard Dawkins?

. . . ?

that's not fair, everybody feels a certain amount of disgust for Richard Dawkins

/I'm convinced that includes Richard Dawkins

Speaker2Animals: The United Torah Judaism party refused to formally join the coalition cabinet since doing so would signal an acceptance of the Zionist state, something its beliefs preclude.

Lemme see if I got this...

Their beliefs preclude their acceptance of the Zionist state, but their beliefs allow them to vote in elections and hold seats in the Knesset and help build governing coalitions.

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Yeah, this is kind of an esoteric distinction:

In one sense, "Zionist" means secular, in that its belief is the state derives its authority from popular mandate. Ultra Orthodox believe Israel derives its authority from divine mandate.

In the 1940s, Zionists lobbied the British, fought conventional wars, and established Israel as a secular liberal democracy. Anti-Zionist Jews would have rather waited for the Messiah, let God fight all the wars, and established a biblical monarchy.

In short, it's no clever joke: UTJ really does want Israel to be more like Iran.

/Gross oversimplification

I keep seeing people here on Fark say they support the open, democratic Israel. Howw do they feel about this?

How are jews different from arabs?

But who will make the sandwiches ?




/Mmmmm
//Roast beef with BBQ

CravenMorehead: They probably don't want to attract any bears either. Better safe than sorry, amirite?

also kangaroos

/mean sob's

Women are allowed in the audience, in a section separate from men.

That section is called "the kitchen", amiright?

The conference is controlled by the Jews!

The Charedim. Ah, yes. Proof that True Torah Judaism™ makes everything better.

These bozos don't serve in the Army.
They don't hold down real jobs.
Their education is all religious indoctrination. Period.
The men spend their entire lives in religious schools living off government stipends and charity.
They don't believe in the legitimacy of the country they leech off of.
They stone people who drive on Saturday
They throw acid on little girls
They beat up school children
They protect child molesters
They beat up women who try to vote
They extort protection money from local businesses

But because they breed like rabbits and vote in lock step with whatever their AyatullahsRabbis tell them to they are politically powerful. That means they decide who is a Jew and retroactively "de-Jew" thousands every year stripping them of their citizenship and their children of legitimacy. They get to decide who can get married. And they end up with important political posts.

A number of generals and former heads of Israeli Intelligence services call them the greatest existential threat to the country.

I call them "Jewhadis" and "Tallitbanis"

SphericalTime: Fostering a tacit acceptance of religious fundamentalism isn't smart. And this is just proving why.

You've got to wonder what's going to be the conclusion of the recent attacks on women in Israel that have been going on recently, between the 6-year-old attacked on her way to school, the IDF woman asked to sit at the back of the bus, and now this.

Are they heading toward a fundamentalist Jewish state in the middle east?

Read the article. The only reason they were able to segregate women was because it was a private event. Israeli law forbids the practice at public events, just like the US. The Israeli government does not support this.

Yep, more craziness from the desert death cults.

The Stealth Hippopotamus: So they invited the top 3000 people in the field.... So the ban only effected what? 3 maybe 4 people??

The existence of the ban affects the whole world.