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(Mother Nature Network)   Rick Santorum leads the GOP field. In blinking   (mnn.com) divider line 62
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2012-01-10 12:09:37 PM
 
2012-01-10 12:16:40 PM
i86.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-10 12:18:23 PM
FTFA: It's also well above the average person's blink rate, which is about 20 to 25 blinks per minute. No other candidate blinked nearly as much as Santorum did Saturday - Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman each blinked 33.9 times per minute, the analysis found, followed by Newt Gingrich (27.7), Ron Paul (17.1) and Rick Perry (15.9).

So, RON PAUL and Rick Perry are the most honest of the bunch?

Also, MORMONS ARE SYNCHRONIZED!!1! Must be the magic underwear.
 
2012-01-10 12:20:28 PM
Rick is naturally flighty and agitated.
 
2012-01-10 12:47:12 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-10 01:14:03 PM

cretinbob: people blink a lot when they lie (new window)


Good news for me, since I had my eyelids surgically removed. Nobody can tell whether I'm lying or not.
 
2012-01-10 01:42:42 PM

RexTalionis: cretinbob: people blink a lot when they lie (new window)

Good news for me, since I had my eyelids surgically removed. Nobody can tell whether I'm lying or not.


Yeah, but then you got that weird, creepy, staring thing going on all the time, which is nice
 
2012-01-10 01:43:09 PM
People blink when they get shiat in their eye.
 
2012-01-10 01:45:12 PM
Paul and Perry are from Texas, it's hotter and dryer there and their eyes are more used to it and therefore they don't have to blink as often?
 
2012-01-10 01:45:55 PM
FTA: "People tend to blink less often when they're taking in or processing information"

Makes sense. I think Santorum would be the last person up there that anyone could accuse of taking in or processing information. Well, him or Perry.
 
2012-01-10 01:47:04 PM
That headline is disgusting.
 
Bf+
2012-01-10 01:47:39 PM
It's a self-help trick-- He blinks every time he has a gay thought to remind himself to not be gay.
 
2012-01-10 01:48:17 PM
He leads the field............. in being a dick head.

/no abortions/contraceptives/internet privacy/freedom of privacy FOR YOU!
 
2012-01-10 01:50:25 PM

cretinbob: people blink a lot when they lie (new window)


You know who else blinked a lot when they were lying?

Jeremiah Denton, Jr., that's who.
 
2012-01-10 01:51:03 PM

cretinbob: people blink a lot when they lie (new window)


came here for this

/leaving satisfied
//or his brain is beginning to implode under the pressure of the cognitive dissonance that he must need to make it through his every waking hour
 
2012-01-10 01:51:31 PM
It's just the mote in Santorum's eye.
 
2012-01-10 01:52:06 PM
Pathological personalities seem to do that sort of thing.
 
2012-01-10 01:52:13 PM

cretinbob: people blink a lot when they lie (new window)


www.gameinformer.com

Admit it, Santorum! You're the Black Dahlia! You have size 8 feet!
 
2012-01-10 01:52:52 PM
Do he have a glass eye?
 
2012-01-10 01:53:28 PM
Oh. It's his eye he's blinking. I didn't expect that.
 
2012-01-10 01:57:22 PM
Wait it's a code!

E...A...T.....M...O...R....E...O...V...A...L
 
2012-01-10 01:58:22 PM
Doesn't he look tired?
 
2012-01-10 02:02:20 PM

cretinbob: people blink a lot when they lie (new window)


^^came here to say THIS!
 
2012-01-10 02:05:16 PM
Glitch in his stochastic blinking subroutine. Oh wait, that's Romney. Never mind.
 
2012-01-10 02:10:11 PM
How is this man even running? Who doesn't know what the word "santorum" means? It was named after him by the gay community. The man is a terrifying bigot.

Well, I guess when a crepy orange-skinned man by the name of Boehner (Boner, don't buy into the hype) is a household name, Santorum can't be far off.
 
2012-01-10 02:11:30 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: People blink when they get shiat santorum in their eye.

 
2012-01-10 02:12:09 PM

Hoboclown: cretinbob: people blink a lot when they lie (new window)

[www.gameinformer.com image 610x343]

Admit it, Santorum! You're the Black Dahlia! You have size 8 feet!


I don't recall there being any froth at the crime scenes.
 
2012-01-10 02:18:01 PM
i40.tinypic.com
 
2012-01-10 02:18:01 PM

Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: RexTalionis: cretinbob: people blink a lot when they lie (new window)

Good news for me, since I had my eyelids surgically removed. Nobody can tell whether I'm lying or not.

Yeah, but then you got that weird, creepy, staring thing going on all the time, which is nice


"Cor, look at 'is eyes, they's like gimlets!"
 
2012-01-10 02:21:47 PM
Maybe his brain is sending Morse Code saying that he's being held against his will and tortured.
 
2012-01-10 02:24:48 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: Wait it's a code!

E...A...T.....M...O...R....E...O...V...A...L


You don't eat ovaltine, you drink it. It's "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine".
 
2012-01-10 02:25:40 PM
Santorum (new window) leads the field in Santorum (new window).
 
2012-01-10 02:37:20 PM
No Weeping Angel comments yet?
 
2012-01-10 02:38:16 PM

Arkanaut: Doesn't he look tired Don't you think he looks tired?


FTFM
 
2012-01-10 02:39:05 PM

azazyel: No Weeping Angel comments yet?


I took this TARDIS in a different direction.
 
2012-01-10 02:46:29 PM
He may lead in blinking, but he's plunging into the rear in euphemisms.
 
2012-01-10 02:47:47 PM
Tourettes?
 
2012-01-10 02:48:06 PM
img851.imageshack.us

Everyone trusts Alex.
 
2012-01-10 03:05:10 PM

delathi: Paul and Perry are from Texas, it's hotter and dryer there and their eyes are more used to it and therefore they don't have to blink as often?


Texas is a lot of things. "Dry" is not one of them.
 
2012-01-10 03:11:15 PM

The $25000 Dodecahedron: delathi: Paul and Perry are from Texas, it's hotter and dryer there and their eyes are more used to it and therefore they don't have to blink as often?

Texas is a lot of things. "Dry" is not one of them.

 
2012-01-10 03:11:27 PM
I can't help but wonder if this is an Italian thing. As a person of Italian descent, I can tell you that many of my relatives seem to blink abnormally often, and I'm pretty sure I do, too.
 
2012-01-10 03:12:58 PM
He not only blinks a lot, but he also wears those stupid sleeveless sweater vests around.

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2012-01-10 03:13:34 PM
its because Santorum is shedding crocodile tears.
 
2012-01-10 03:15:40 PM

Farkin'round: He not only blinks a lot, but he also wears those stupid sleeveless sweater vests around.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 575x252]


Even if I agreed with him I wouldn't vote for him because of those. Put on a suit jackass. Same goes for Romney in his mom jeans.
 
2012-01-10 03:15:45 PM
Link (new window)



Spread him.
 
2012-01-10 03:15:46 PM
Blinking? This is newsworthy how?

That's about as asinine as the Conservative talk radio hosts picking on Obama saying "um" and "ah".

Of all the things to pick apart, there is an article on his blinking...

ridiculous
 
2012-01-10 03:18:04 PM
Rick Santorum leads GOP field. In leaking.
 
2012-01-10 03:18:33 PM

CPennypacker: Farkin'round: He not only blinks a lot, but he also wears those stupid sleeveless sweater vests around.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 575x252]

Even if I agreed with him I wouldn't vote for him because of those. Put on a suit jackass. Same goes for Romney in his mom jeans.


Imagine how much republicans would like you if you wore mom jeans and a sweater vest with 2 flag pins and one of those tucker carlson bowties.
 
2012-01-10 03:19:23 PM
ohh you'd need a pair of Palin frames too...
 
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2012-01-10 03:33:15 PM

Farkin'round: He not only blinks a lot, but he also wears those stupid sleeveless sweater vests around.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 575x252]



...and he's selling them, so you, too, can smell like Santorum.

/can't make this stuff up
 
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