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(Yahoo) Interesting How the threat of Soviet "Loose nukes" was avoided. Apparently, it was the most intense game of shirling ever   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 28
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2012-01-10 12:39:21 PM
You know what's funny? Something like Nunn-Lugar would be impossible to pass in today's environment.
 
2012-01-10 01:00:25 PM
Shirling?

"New snaaake! New snaaaaaake!..."
 
2012-01-10 01:14:21 PM
Bond. James Bond.
 
2012-01-10 01:20:06 PM
Sybarite: Bond. James Bond.

Actually Plame. Valerie Plame. That's what she did for a living while under deep cover, and was apparently pretty kick-ass at her job. When Cheney burned her in a fit of pique, he not only knocked her out the game but exposed the entire company she'd used as cover for as a CIA front, thus making it, and everyone who 'worked for it" useless for future operations as well. It was a huge blow to the effort
 
2012-01-10 01:25:07 PM
Pfft. Loose nukes. Riiiiight.

Everyone knows the real threat is Unconventional Cupcakes. If only we could bring such focus to these sweet confections of mass destruction, the nation would be much, much safer.
 
2012-01-10 01:35:05 PM
Is "Loose Nuke" Lindsay Lohan's code name? If so, I can only assume that it derives from the particular combination of STDs and drugs.
 
2012-01-10 02:15:09 PM
gopher321: Shirling?

"New snaaake! New snaaaaaake!..."


I think they shout "loose snaaaake" in that bit, thus the headline
 
2012-01-10 02:16:50 PM
Subby, you should be banned from fark for using the word "shirling".
 
2012-01-10 02:16:56 PM
gopher321: Shirling?

"New snaaake! New snaaaaaake!..."


i36.photobucket.com


/I love that google pointed me to another Farkers bucket!
 
2012-01-10 02:17:33 PM
There were a few hairy moments if one of my old buddies is to be believed.
Considering that his basement bar had a few presidential citations where the details were all blacked out, I have a tendency to believe.
One is amazing - just has a unit, the signature, and nothing else - everything else is blacked out (non printed).
 
2012-01-10 02:18:16 PM
Nayest: Subby, you should be banned from fark for using the word "shirling".

it's a perfectly cromulent word... in fact I think Buddy Cole used it in one of his monologues.
 
2012-01-10 02:23:22 PM
Seth'n'Spectrum: You know what's funny? Something like Nunn-Lugar would be impossible to pass in today's environment.

And that idiot GWB decreased Nunn-Lugar's funding.
AFTER 9\11.
Got-damn idiot.

Link (new window)

www.mikepellegrini.com
 
2012-01-10 02:25:12 PM
and this is why we should cut government spending, the free market would have handled this in a more efficient way with goods going to the highest bidders
 
2012-01-10 02:36:45 PM
Never Believe Anything Until Officially Denied
 
2012-01-10 02:44:29 PM
loose nukes sink ?
 
2012-01-10 02:44:59 PM
FTA:

"The vast nuclear arsenal, scattered among several newly independent nations, was secured because Russian military officers acted with professionalism and honesty, Moscow and Washington shared clear priorities, and the U.S. taxpayer coughed up billions of dollars, former top officials who dealt with the Soviet nuclear legacy say."

WHAT??? US tax dollars helped Russia gather up all it's nukes? Is that how I'm reading that?
 
2012-01-10 02:50:27 PM
proton: FTA:

"The vast nuclear arsenal, scattered among several newly independent nations, was secured because Russian military officers acted with professionalism and honesty, Moscow and Washington shared clear priorities, and the U.S. taxpayer coughed up billions of dollars, former top officials who dealt with the Soviet nuclear legacy say."

WHAT??? US tax dollars helped Russia gather up all it's nukes? Is that how I'm reading that?


YEP. Money extremely well spent I'd say. As was all the cash we poured into hiring Russian Nuke scientists for research labs so they wouldn't be tempted to put their knowledge and expertise up for the highest bidder.

/Thank god we had pragmatic grown-ups like Papa Bush in charge when the old Soviet Union broke up
 
2012-01-10 02:54:58 PM
Magorn: proton: FTA:

"The vast nuclear arsenal, scattered among several newly independent nations, was secured because Russian military officers acted with professionalism and honesty, Moscow and Washington shared clear priorities, and the U.S. taxpayer coughed up billions of dollars, former top officials who dealt with the Soviet nuclear legacy say."

WHAT??? US tax dollars helped Russia gather up all it's nukes? Is that how I'm reading that?

YEP. Money extremely well spent I'd say. As was all the cash we poured into hiring Russian Nuke scientists for research labs so they wouldn't be tempted to put their knowledge and expertise up for the highest bidder.

/Thank god we had pragmatic grown-ups like Papa Bush in charge when the old Soviet Union broke up


Targeted, intelligent, proactive nuclear deterrence?

What kind of pussy are you? We want wars, dammit!
 
2012-01-10 03:10:53 PM
proton: WHAT??? US tax dollars helped Russia gather up all it's nukes? Is that how I'm reading that?

Well, taxpayers fund all sorts of sports leagues.
 
2012-01-10 03:11:34 PM
I am serious...and stop calling me "Shirling".
 
2012-01-10 03:16:27 PM
I wouldn't declare victory just yet.
Yes, it was a good program that's improved the situation in many places.

No, it's not really "done" and No, we have no idea if Russia plans on paying to maintain the measures we paid to install once we turn off the money.
 
2012-01-10 03:19:26 PM
Magorn: proton: FTA:

"The vast nuclear arsenal, scattered among several newly independent nations, was secured because Russian military officers acted with professionalism and honesty, Moscow and Washington shared clear priorities, and the U.S. taxpayer coughed up billions of dollars, former top officials who dealt with the Soviet nuclear legacy say."

WHAT??? US tax dollars helped Russia gather up all it's nukes? Is that how I'm reading that?

YEP. Money extremely well spent I'd say. As was all the cash we poured into hiring Russian Nuke scientists for research labs so they wouldn't be tempted to put their knowledge and expertise up for the highest bidder.

/Thank god we had pragmatic grown-ups like Papa Bush in charge when the old Soviet Union broke up


My thoughts too. If it meant sinking an aircraft carrier in St. Petersburg harbor it would still be worth it to get the nukes out of places like Belarus and keep them accounted for.
 
2012-01-10 03:36:15 PM
proton: FTA:

"The vast nuclear arsenal, scattered among several newly independent nations, was secured because Russian military officers acted with professionalism and honesty, Moscow and Washington shared clear priorities, and the U.S. taxpayer coughed up billions of dollars, former top officials who dealt with the Soviet nuclear legacy say."

WHAT??? US tax dollars helped Russia gather up all it's nukes? Is that how I'm reading that?


Cheaper than even one nuke going off in a US city after some jihadis got ahold of it.

It sucks because yeah we are kinda rewarding bad behavior but it's a lot better than the alternative.
 
2012-01-10 03:38:02 PM
"It's stored behind a very secure padlock."
"A padlock? Aren't the Russians doing anything about this?"
"Who do you think gave them the padlock?"
 
2012-01-10 03:39:42 PM
Magorn: Sybarite: Bond. James Bond.

Actually Plame. Valerie Plame. That's what she did for a living while under deep cover, and was apparently pretty kick-ass at her job. When Cheney burned her in a fit of pique, he not only knocked her out the game but exposed the entire company she'd used as cover for as a CIA front, thus making it, and everyone who 'worked for it" useless for future operations as well. It was a huge blow to the effort



Well, if Plame was so smart she should have known better than to be married to a guy who knew things that might discredit the administration's case for war AND be willing to discuss them publicly. Next time, find yourself a nice plumber...preferably one who doesn't know where Niger is.
 
2012-01-10 03:59:27 PM
"So the fact that you haven't seen a nuclear detonation ... reflects the fact that the nuclear weapons have been maintained in a secure way."

More like: even fanatical terrorist are smart enough to realize that setting off a nuke would screw the entire world when all the quick response missiles are fired off in a knee jerk reaction by the politicians.

Same reason we'll never realistically face a biological weapon attack.
 
2012-01-10 04:50:47 PM
Magorn: gopher321: Shirling?

"New snaaake! New snaaaaaake!..."

I think they shout "loose snaaaake" in that bit, thus the headline


Nope, it's definitely "new snake" (as it is time for a new snake, the previous having expended its venom into Mark McKinney's eyes), thus my confusion at the headline.
 
2012-01-10 07:34:33 PM
Magorn: proton: FTA:

"The vast nuclear arsenal, scattered among several newly independent nations, was secured because Russian military officers acted with professionalism and honesty, Moscow and Washington shared clear priorities, and the U.S. taxpayer coughed up billions of dollars, former top officials who dealt with the Soviet nuclear legacy say."

WHAT??? US tax dollars helped Russia gather up all it's nukes? Is that how I'm reading that?

YEP. Money extremely well spent I'd say. As was all the cash we poured into hiring Russian Nuke scientists for research labs so they wouldn't be tempted to put their knowledge and expertise up for the highest bidder.

/Thank god we had pragmatic grown-ups like Papa Bush in charge when the old Soviet Union broke up


I concur. I don't know about any of the very secret stuff, but even source material (former Soviet yellowcake) was purchased and brought out by U.S. companies from the southwest Asian former republics. The programs have continued in various forms under every administration since Bush Sr. I remember an NPR series about spent fuel rods under both the current and immediately former administration.

Both different from actual weapons, but non-proliferation is a GOOD use of "foreign aid."
 
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