According to the warrant, Powell first told police the reason he manipulated the woman's genitals was to "apply pain stimuli to elicit a response" or wake the woman, and that at no point during the ambulance ride to Yale-New Haven Hospital did she become conscious.



Lesson: Don't choke near this guy

the hell it's not...

Piss on the forehead.

really?? no one has posted the joke yet?

Fark.. you are slipping

A woman was in a coma for months.. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.

They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses run back into the room. "What happened?!"

The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked."

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

/obligitory

Did it work?

/Horrible but oblig

During an interview with police Jan. 3, Powell said he applied pain stimuli to her thumb and got no response. At first he denied he sexually touched her, then later said he touched her private parts "to elicit a response from or awake the female," according to the warrant.

Skeezy enough to fingerbang what he thought was an unconscious patient but not going to lie about it when there is probably zero evidence that it happened?

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

probesport: [www.furiouscinema.com image 320x240]

Well done! +1

/I have that DVD. I had lent it out and it was returned to me today.

I_Am_Weasel: Poor pinch-ee, I would have thought the pinch-ee would have wanted it that way.


Sees what you did there.

NuttierThanEver: Duh, if she's hot with nice boobs you do the Heimlick manuever, minus the Heim

Another technique that has often proven successful is the 'hind-lick' maneuver.

Powell also said that in the past he had seen nurses use pain stimuli to the nipple of hospital patients and that the technique could be used on men and women.

Awesome! I'm going to start pinching the nipples of my co-workers to get their attention.

/more effective than sending an email.

jst3p: During an interview with police Jan. 3, Powell said he applied pain stimuli to her thumb and got no response. At first he denied he sexually touched her, then later said he touched her private parts "to elicit a response from or awake the female," according to the warrant.

Skeezy enough to fingerbang what he thought was an unconscious patient but not going to lie about it when there is probably zero evidence that it happened?

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Really, this. I guess I'm glad he was dumb enough to provide the evidence necessary for his conviction but he could have easily have gotten away with this.

"nope, drunk broad was drunk"

When I pinch my wife's nipples it causes a response,........ she slaps me upside my head!

Worst thing he did was admit doing it.

An unconscious patient that suddenly awoke for a brief moment and claims harassment? Easy to deny really...

I need to know how large her breasts are before I can commit to a response.

sambee: When I pinch my wife's nipples it causes a response,........ she slaps me upside my head!

Really? When I pinch your wife's nipples she moans.

Nipple Stimulation (Surprisingly NSFW for WIKIPEDIA)

Didn't this happen on an episode of House? House stopped breathing and Foreman gave him a wicked pair of purple nurples, the intense pain forcing the brain to awaken & breathing to resume? If all he did was nurple her, is that so bad really?

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Nipple Stimulation (Surprisingly NSFW for WIKIPEDIA)

Oxytocin is also believed to result in breast orgasm in some women.

I wouldn't have believed it until a couple of years ago when I witnessed it.

<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6869675/74210350#c74210350" target="_blank">jst3p</a>:</b> <i>sambee: When I pinch my wife's nipples it causes a response,........ she slaps me upside my head!

Really? When I pinch your wife's nipples she moans.</i>

She's moaning because you have a tiny penis!

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Nipple Stimulation (Surprisingly NSFW for WIKIPEDIA)

Those were the stipulations for my donation.

so... basically what I get out of this article is that the paramedic got a response to his attempt to get a response. How is this man not being hailed as a hero for saving her life?

Lexx: Didn't this happen on an episode of House? House stopped breathing and Foreman gave him a wicked pair of purple nurples, the intense pain forcing the brain to awaken & breathing to resume? If all he did was nurple her, is that so bad really?

Yeah, he also stuck his finger up in her ladybits.

sambee: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6869675/74210350#c74210350" target="_blank">jst3p</a>:</b> <i>sambee: When I pinch my wife's nipples it causes a response,........ she slaps me upside my head!

Really? When I pinch your wife's nipples she moans.</i>

She's moaning because you have a tiny penis!

HTML fail is worse than tiny penis. I win.

Paramedics? More like Pair 'a mammaries.

Amirite?

I peench

minature atari joysticks?

The ambulance driver told police that she could see into the rear

Wow, he really had her spread out...

Lando Lincoln: Hey, man. You gotta do what you gotta do to help revive the patient. Kudos to him for thinking outside the box.

ISWYDT

You know what always surprises me? Pencil eraser nipples. Those things are just too narrow.

I always went for the earlobe and if that didn't work I went for the strum rub if those didn't work then I went for the ammonia capsule. I never undressed a person or stuck my hands down their pants though a few I would have liked to have had, but only when they were awake and could enjoy it too. One woman I did end up dating she had become drunk and fell hitting her head on a coffee table she came to in the ambulance after I pinched her earlobe. This lady had a small cut on her head that was going to need something to close the wound I was coming off duty so I stayed with her until she was able to see the doctor and afterwards I gave her a ride to her apartment. She asked me to stay and keep an eye on her, because she didn't have anyone so I slept on the floor and she on the couch. The next day she made me breakfast and we ended up setting up a date for the next weekend. I dated her for a few months, but she always drank too much almost every weekend and I would take her home pretty much passed out so I left her.

indylaw: Lexx: Didn't this happen on an episode of House? House stopped breathing and Foreman gave him a wicked pair of purple nurples, the intense pain forcing the brain to awaken & breathing to resume? If all he did was nurple her, is that so bad really?

Yeah, he also stuck his finger up in her ladybits.

Well if he had a hangnail that'd be another way of imparting intense pain...

*shudder*