...long

and hard.

Personally, I was impressed when they opened the World Trade Center, but this-- this is a piece of work.

Awesome

Bravo

Love the click through URL, includes ''hot_pennsyltucky_mess''

For bonus points, read the alt text on the image before you click it.

Whar Adrian Zmed?

Whar?

Just Nick.

I larfed

Why can't all news reports be as silly as this?

Just hovering over the image "nick the dick".

You know, my initial reaction was the image was gonna get all .gif on me and show some motion, which would have been hilarious, but this is funny too.

Did you order the footlong?

Nick the Dick!

Hard to believe that Tom Hanks was the star of that movie.

It was a funny, but awful movie.

Millennium: For bonus points, read the alt text on the image before you click it.

Tom hanks was so much better in comedy...

DrippinBalls: Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I straddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.
She sucks it like a pacifier. Must be genetics.

Not...sure...if..rape?

"I had a strange wang in my hand..."

DrippinBalls: Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I straddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.
She sucks it like a pacifier. Must be genetics.

Huh... Pretty sure they call that sexual assault. Must be genetics.

"I don't like cheese.
Clogs you up with snot."

SoCalSurfer: DrippinBalls: Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I straddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.
She sucks it like a pacifier. Must be genetics.

Not...sure...if..rape?

If so, my wife has quite the case against me.

I kind of what to know more about the story was it a dare or something or did he just walk in and shout "Hey everyone look at this!" then throw it out on the table?

In study hall which was in the lunch room I whipped it out under the table a few times so the girls that sat at the table with us could have a look and return the favor, but I never stood up and placed it on the table.

DrippinBalls: Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I straddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.
She sucks it like a pacifier. Must be genetics.

Also, I'm guessing your dick is soft, and about 1 inch long?

ongbok: foot

And then some!

DrippinBalls: Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I straddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.
She sucks it like a pacifier. Must be genetics.

If she was passed out how was she engaging in any sucking action? The passed out state is questionable.

Later the school's janitor was quoted as saying,

"If I knew it was going to be that kind of party, I would have put my dick in the mashed potatoes."

So how big was it?

What is "Something that could happen whilst shaving one's genitals"?

DrippinBalls: Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I straddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.
She sucks it like a pacifier. Must be genetics.

According to Urban Dictionary, one of the definitions of my name is "to smack in the face with testicles, in a decidedly feminine manner."

/Yeah, I'm gonna go with rape.

That coward David Lopan: SoCalSurfer: DrippinBalls: Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I straddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.
She sucks it like a pacifier. Must be genetics.

Not...sure...if..rape?

If so, my wife has quite the case against me.

If your wife has sucked your dick before and didn't tell you not to put your dick in her mouth when she's asleep and didn't complain when you did it the first time, you've got implied consent. You're okay until she tells you to knock that shiat off. (My husband has specific instructions that I don't appreciate being woken up to give him a blow job, but I'm happy to give him before work, after I wake up or at night before I go to sleep.)

It's a totally different from a situation with a new person who may or may not be willing to suck your dick and is too drunk to tell you if she is willing to suck your dick.

"Okay, Billy, it says here that you were suspended in your junior year for pulling the "Bachelor Party" prank with a torpedo roll in the cafeteria. Wow. Hilarious stuff! Dartmouth could really use a man like you."

Funniest thing I've read today!

/so far

JusticeandIndependence: SoCalSurfer: DrippinBalls: Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I straddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.
She sucks it like a pacifier. Must be genetics.

Not...sure...if..rape?

Sounds like rape rape

Sounds like a forty pound box of rape

/You sir must like rape

i got thrown out of old spaghetti factory for using my dick as a gavel to get the attention of my fellow diners.

worked like a charm. i also got tossed out, almost literally.

/fine by me
//went there after a day at the beach surfing.
/// i'd ducked under the snotshield at the salad bar(because someone had used it for its intended purpose) to see what was in there and wound up finding out that some saltwater had gotten up into my sinus(i'd wondered what the damn irritation was from), as it went 'schliiiip' into the cucumbers.

DrippinBalls: Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I rape herstraddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.

You're a real prize, you are.