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(Philly Burbs)   Headline: "High school boy places genitals on lunch table." But the real story is the photograph the editors chose to run, along with what happens when you click it   ( phillyburbs.com) divider line
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2012-01-10 11:02:10 AM  
scchlaapp. Admiring claps all round
 
2012-01-10 11:08:27 AM  
"... and then some."
 
2012-01-10 11:17:54 AM  
My local paper. I'm so proud.
 
2012-01-10 12:00:15 PM  
...long

and hard.
 
2012-01-10 12:01:03 PM  
Personally, I was impressed when they opened the World Trade Center, but this-- this is a piece of work.
 
2012-01-10 12:01:15 PM  
Awesome
 
2012-01-10 12:01:45 PM  
Bravo
 
2012-01-10 12:01:54 PM  
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2012-01-10 12:02:18 PM  
Love the click through URL, includes ''hot_pennsyltucky_mess''
 
2012-01-10 12:07:25 PM  
For bonus points, read the alt text on the image before you click it.
 
2012-01-10 12:07:31 PM  
Whar Adrian Zmed?

Whar?
 
2012-01-10 12:07:47 PM  
Just Nick.
 
2012-01-10 12:08:24 PM  
I larfed

Why can't all news reports be as silly as this?
 
2012-01-10 12:08:38 PM  
Just hovering over the image "nick the dick".
 
2012-01-10 12:08:40 PM  
You know, my initial reaction was the image was gonna get all .gif on me and show some motion, which would have been hilarious, but this is funny too.
 
2012-01-10 12:08:54 PM  
Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I straddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.
She sucks it like a pacifier. Must be genetics.
 
2012-01-10 12:11:28 PM  
Did you order the footlong?
 
2012-01-10 12:12:16 PM  
Nick the Dick!

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2012-01-10 12:13:32 PM  
"I wanna dip my BALLS in it!"
 
2012-01-10 12:14:48 PM  
Hard to believe that Tom Hanks was the star of that movie.

It was a funny, but awful movie.
 
2012-01-10 12:14:49 PM  

Millennium: For bonus points, read the alt text on the image before you click it.


Tom hanks was so much better in comedy...
 
2012-01-10 12:15:00 PM  

DrippinBalls: Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I straddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.
She sucks it like a pacifier. Must be genetics.


Not...sure...if..rape?
 
2012-01-10 12:15:42 PM  
Tom Hanks Approves!
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2012-01-10 12:17:16 PM  
"I had a strange wang in my hand..."
 
2012-01-10 12:17:33 PM  

DrippinBalls: Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I straddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.
She sucks it like a pacifier. Must be genetics.


Huh... Pretty sure they call that sexual assault. Must be genetics.
 
2012-01-10 12:17:37 PM  

SoCalSurfer: DrippinBalls: Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I straddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.
She sucks it like a pacifier. Must be genetics.

Not...sure...if..rape?


Sounds like rape rape
 
2012-01-10 12:17:42 PM  
"I don't like cheese.
Clogs you up with snot."
 
2012-01-10 12:18:43 PM  

DrippinBalls: Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I straddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.
She sucks it like a pacifier. Must be genetics.


Rape is not genetic.
 
2012-01-10 12:18:46 PM  

SoCalSurfer: DrippinBalls: Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I straddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.
She sucks it like a pacifier. Must be genetics.

Not...sure...if..rape?


If so, my wife has quite the case against me.
 
2012-01-10 12:21:10 PM  
Ooooh nice find subby!
 
2012-01-10 12:21:31 PM  
I kind of what to know more about the story was it a dare or something or did he just walk in and shout "Hey everyone look at this!" then throw it out on the table?

In study hall which was in the lunch room I whipped it out under the table a few times so the girls that sat at the table with us could have a look and return the favor, but I never stood up and placed it on the table.
 
2012-01-10 12:22:26 PM  
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What did you say, Stanley? What did you say, Stanley? What did you say, Stanley? You said no hookers! You said no hookers! No hookers! No hookers! No hookers! No hookers!
 
2012-01-10 12:22:38 PM  

DrippinBalls: Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I straddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.
She sucks it like a pacifier. Must be genetics.


Also, I'm guessing your dick is soft, and about 1 inch long?
 
2012-01-10 12:24:26 PM  

ongbok: foot


And then some!
 
2012-01-10 12:24:30 PM  

DrippinBalls: Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I straddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.
She sucks it like a pacifier. Must be genetics.


If she was passed out how was she engaging in any sucking action? The passed out state is questionable.
 
2012-01-10 12:24:55 PM  
Later the school's janitor was quoted as saying,

"If I knew it was going to be that kind of party, I would have put my dick in the mashed potatoes."
 
2012-01-10 12:25:46 PM  
I just bet my balls and shook on it.
 
2012-01-10 12:26:34 PM  
So how big was it?
 
2012-01-10 12:28:11 PM  

Gergesa: DrippinBalls: Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I straddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.
She sucks it like a pacifier. Must be genetics.

If she was passed out how was she engaging in any sucking action? The passed out state is questionable.


It's called "suckling", like a baby. I knew a guy who did it in his sleep with nothing in his mouth. Unconscious infantile response. Some suck on their thumbs without knowing it.
 
2012-01-10 12:28:27 PM  
What is "Something that could happen whilst shaving one's genitals"?
 
2012-01-10 12:28:39 PM  

DrippinBalls: Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I straddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.
She sucks it like a pacifier. Must be genetics.


Please tell us you went ATM!
 
2012-01-10 12:29:55 PM  

DrippinBalls: Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I straddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.
She sucks it like a pacifier. Must be genetics.


According to Urban Dictionary, one of the definitions of my name is "to smack in the face with testicles, in a decidedly feminine manner."

/Yeah, I'm gonna go with rape.
 
2012-01-10 12:30:55 PM  
I don't get it; the dirty parts were there yesterday!
 
2012-01-10 12:33:57 PM  

That coward David Lopan: SoCalSurfer: DrippinBalls: Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I straddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.
She sucks it like a pacifier. Must be genetics.

Not...sure...if..rape?

If so, my wife has quite the case against me.


If your wife has sucked your dick before and didn't tell you not to put your dick in her mouth when she's asleep and didn't complain when you did it the first time, you've got implied consent. You're okay until she tells you to knock that shiat off. (My husband has specific instructions that I don't appreciate being woken up to give him a blow job, but I'm happy to give him before work, after I wake up or at night before I go to sleep.)

It's a totally different from a situation with a new person who may or may not be willing to suck your dick and is too drunk to tell you if she is willing to suck your dick.
 
2012-01-10 12:34:22 PM  
"Okay, Billy, it says here that you were suspended in your junior year for pulling the "Bachelor Party" prank with a torpedo roll in the cafeteria. Wow. Hilarious stuff! Dartmouth could really use a man like you."

Funniest thing I've read today!

/so far
 
2012-01-10 12:36:25 PM  

JusticeandIndependence: SoCalSurfer: DrippinBalls: Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I straddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.
She sucks it like a pacifier. Must be genetics.

Not...sure...if..rape?

Sounds like rape rape


Sounds like a forty pound box of rape

/You sir must like rape
 
2012-01-10 12:36:34 PM  
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
DrippinBalls: Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I straddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.
She sucks it like a pacifier. Must be genetics.

Also, I'm guessing your dick is soft, and about 1 inch long?


Nope, but a good guess! One inch dicks are reserved for totalfarks. Nope! No rape. Yep, she woke with the manmuck on her face. No assault. No rape. All pleasure, all the time.

/Oh, statute of limitations ran out.............
 
2012-01-10 12:42:05 PM  
i got thrown out of old spaghetti factory for using my dick as a gavel to get the attention of my fellow diners.

worked like a charm. i also got tossed out, almost literally.

/fine by me
//went there after a day at the beach surfing.
/// i'd ducked under the snotshield at the salad bar(because someone had used it for its intended purpose) to see what was in there and wound up finding out that some saltwater had gotten up into my sinus(i'd wondered what the damn irritation was from), as it went 'schliiiip' into the cucumbers.
 
2012-01-10 12:43:07 PM  

DrippinBalls: Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I rape herstraddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.


You're a real prize, you are.
 
2012-01-10 12:43:12 PM  
Morpheses
JusticeandIndependence: SoCalSurfer: DrippinBalls: Took a drunk girl home (many, many years ago), got naked, making out and playing around. She passes out. I straddle her face with my pecker on her mouth.
She sucks it like a pacifier. Must be genetics.

Not...sure...if..rape?

Sounds like rape rape

Sounds like a forty pound box of rape

/You sir must like rape


Dat right? 40lb box of rape? Did USPS weigh this?

Oh, the girl and I dated for 4 years. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And technically, she raped me.
 
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