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The king of beers downgraded to prince of beers after 20 years on the throne
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thomps
2012-01-10 11:25:15 AM
well no, bud light is still #1, budweiser just is no longer #2. all it means is that the demand for light american beers is much bigger than the demand for regular american beers. now that that is out of the way, commence unrelated beer snob thread...NOW
Because People in power are Stupid
2012-01-10 11:34:43 AM
Oh, you are talking about craptastic Domestic beer.
CPT Ethanolic
2012-01-10 11:35:35 AM
I'll be expecting my thank you letter from Coors for making them #1.
mitchcumstein1
2012-01-10 11:36:26 AM
I personally enjoy the High Life myself.
It is the champagne of beers after all.
Jubeebee
2012-01-10 11:50:46 AM
I don't think I've ever actually had Coors Light. I've had regular Coors, which is far from the worst of the adjunct filled American pilsners. My go-to for the type is Old Style because it's local and sells for $4.49 for a sixer of tallboys, so at least you're not overpaying for the crap you're drinking.
Also, brats turn out best when you cook them in Old Style or PBR.
Arkanaut
2012-01-10 11:51:47 AM
There needs to be a Magna Carta of Beers to limit the king's power.
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-10 11:52:46 AM
mitchcumstein1
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I personally enjoy the High Life myself.
It is the champagne of beers after all.
In my opinion it's the finest cheap beer.
max_pooper
2012-01-10 12:00:25 PM
The original:
your average maint. man
2012-01-10 12:05:09 PM
bud started falling when they quit putting coma induced formaldehyde in it and people woke up to the fact it's crap.
HoboCop
2012-01-10 12:08:13 PM
Coors light is some bland crap. Apparently most Americans like water with beer flavoring.
Ironclad2
2012-01-10 12:13:41 PM
Step 1: Learn to brew at home.
Step 2: ????
Step 3:
Profit
Flavor!
/BATF frowns on any profit, without the proper licenses
beta_plus
2012-01-10 12:22:13 PM
Because People in power are Stupid
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[arthurparadiso.com image 270x273]
Oh, you are talking about craptastic Domestic beer.
Those wacky germans wouldn't be implying their beer is "Uber Alles", would they?
While Bud ain't great, calling it the "unterbier" might get people worried about Germans love of generating gas.
DiscoSuperfly
2012-01-10 12:22:30 PM
HoboCop
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Coors light is some bland crap. Apparently most Americans like water with beer flavoring.
Yes, "cold filtered" apparently translates to "strain all sources of character and taste out of the beer."
RickyWilliams'sBong
2012-01-10 12:24:12 PM
HoboCop
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Coors light is some bland crap. Apparently most Americans like water with beer flavoring.
As opposed to Bud, Miller, Busch, or pretty much any of the other mass market ones?
We should've turned Germany into a permanent agrarian society for sending that light beer garbage to the states.
Rev.K
2012-01-10 12:26:04 PM
DiscoSuperfly
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HoboCop: Coors light is some bland crap. Apparently most Americans like water with beer flavoring.
Yes, "cold filtered" apparently translates to "strain all sources of character and taste out of the beer."
There really aren't words to describe the sh*ttyness of Coors Light. God, what a horrible, horrible beer.
When I go to my local pub that has 24 beers on draft, and I see guys drinking Coors Light out of a bottle, I just want to go over and ask them "why do you hate beer? Why are you even here?"
wood_stones
2012-01-10 12:40:37 PM
from the comments in the article:
"They were always the hit of the party or BBQ circuit whenever they would show up with their Coors on ice."
What a boring party.
mark.jms
2012-01-10 12:59:47 PM
Because People in power are Stupid
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[arthurparadiso.com image 270x273]
Oh, you are talking about craptastic Domestic beer.
I tell you what, a near-frozen Warsteiner on a stupid-hot day is just about the greatest thing in the world that doesn't involve my penis.
verbaltoxin
2012-01-10 01:02:08 PM
Rev.K
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DiscoSuperfly: HoboCop: Coors light is some bland crap. Apparently most Americans like water with beer flavoring.
Yes, "cold filtered" apparently translates to "strain all sources of character and taste out of the beer."
There really aren't words to describe the sh*ttyness of Coors Light. God, what a horrible, horrible beer.
When I go to my local pub that has 24 beers on draft, and I see guys drinking Coors Light out of a bottle, I just want to go over and ask them "why do you hate beer? Why are you even here?"
American pilsners: beer for when you don't want beer.
unyon
2012-01-10 01:04:13 PM
FTFA:
Budweiser, meanwhile, has dropped by more than 60% from its 50 million barrel peak in 1988, Beer Marketer's reported. The brand has tried a variety of messages to get out of the funk, including taglines such as "Great American Lager" and "It's What We Do" in recent years. In 2010, A-B brought on ad agency Anomaly in an effort to enliven the brand and reach out to younger audiences.
It simply doesn't occur to them that it could be a product problem, does it?
Zeno-25
2012-01-10 01:05:10 PM
Because People in power are Stupid
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[arthurparadiso.com image 270x273]
Oh, you are talking about craptastic Domestic beer.
More like:
The #2 selling beer in Germany.
yanoosh
2012-01-10 01:19:58 PM
What does lite beer and sex in a canoe have in common?
They are both farking close to water
I use Lite beer as a flea dip for my dog.
Le Bomb Suprize
2012-01-10 01:22:54 PM
The problem is the demographics of the typical Budwieser drinker. Old white people and older hispanics. They also tend to be more conservative and so while quite loyal, it isn't a growing segment. A-B recognized this a long time ago but have failed miserably over the years to make that brand appeal to younger drinkers.
Splinshints
2012-01-10 01:27:34 PM
I've had exactly half a can of Budweiser in my entire life. I got a pounding headache and couldn't finish it, and it made me physically ill. I don't know if the beer did it, it was a bad can, or what, but I can't even look at the stuff anymore without getting sick because of the association.
It is, quite literally, the only beer I have ever come across that I will not drink even if it's free.
Mr. Potatoass
2012-01-10 01:43:07 PM
Splinshints
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I've had exactly half a can of Budweiser in my entire life. I got a pounding headache and couldn't finish it...
Sounds more like "The Rodney King of Beers".
StrangeQ
2012-01-10 02:13:59 PM
My favorite line from a commercial as of late:
"Miller Lite: voted best American style light lager"
For two reasons. First, that there is actually an American style light lager category, and second, because the category was probably only invented so American piss brewers would stop crying in their beers when they never won anything, despite the fact the the tears actually helped the taste.
extroverted_suicide
2012-01-10 03:09:12 PM
HoboCop
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Coors light is some bland crap. Apparently most Americans like water with beer flavoring.
It tastes like rubbing alcohol and sweat. It truly is one of the worst beers I've ever had, and I've had a lot.
cjmook21
2012-01-10 03:24:58 PM
I didn't vote for it.
WhiskeySticks
2012-01-10 03:36:13 PM
Always liked the David Cross take on Coors Light drinkers
Link
"Dear Coors..."
OptionC
2012-01-10 03:50:07 PM
verbaltoxin
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American pilsners: beer for when you don't want beer.
Strenuously disagrees.
buckeyebrain
2012-01-10 04:28:44 PM
verbaltoxin
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American pilsners: beer for when you don't want beer.
American pilsners: When you really just want to pee a lot.
aearra
2012-01-10 05:03:41 PM
King and prince of beers? Only to the great unwashed.
Pumpernickel bread
2012-01-10 06:24:01 PM
thomps
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well no, bud light is still #1, budweiser just is no longer #2. all it means is that the demand for light american beers is much bigger than the demand for regular american beers. now that that is out of the way, commence unrelated beer snob thread...NOW
Budweiser/Bud light is not made by an American company, so I don't know if you can call it an American beer.
SamFlagg
2012-01-10 07:28:52 PM
Pumpernickel bread
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thomps: well no, bud light is still #1, budweiser just is no longer #2. all it means is that the demand for light american beers is much bigger than the demand for regular american beers. now that that is out of the way, commence unrelated beer snob thread...NOW
Budweiser/Bud light is not made by an American company, so I don't know if you can call it an American beer.
I wasn't aware you could call it beer....Hooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Also
HellRaisingHoosier
2012-01-10 07:41:00 PM
The real King of Beers:
hovis
2012-01-10 07:46:11 PM
Alcohol's an acquired taste. Why not "acquire" a taste that doesn't cost much? Because you're a pretentious trust-fund asshole.
High Life, PBR, and Budweiser beat the shiat out of your bitter and/or fruity ales. The Emperor Has No Clothes, biatch.
KidneyStone
2012-01-10 09:51:54 PM
I have 5 gallons of an Irish Red Ale that just made it to the secondary fermenter last night and I'm looking at the porter ingredients I have to make my next batch. Drink whatever you want because I make mine from a pile of grains, sometimes some malt extract, and some yeast and, besides being fun, once you have the equipment it's pretty darned cheap to make. (Usually) high quality beer for 50 cents a bottle and it's fun as hell to make. Sure, a batch gets infected once in a while but hanging with some friends, drinking your own beer, meat on the smoker or grill, all while you make another batch...boy, that's just living the good life.
/THAT'S how to be a beer snob
//If you like Coors, Bud or Carling's Black label or whatever, drink it. There's no sense in drinking beer you don't like
Lord Binky
2012-01-11 12:34:16 AM
I'm no beer connoisseur, but as far as common, mainstream beers go, I prefer Killian's Irish Red and Miller High Life, in that order.
Ishidan
2012-01-11 02:03:31 AM
thomps
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well no, bud light is still #1, budweiser just is no longer #2.
Yeah it is.
/meaning that in the same vein of euphemism that I'd use "on the throne" in reference to the results of drinking Bud products
jchuffyman
2012-01-11 05:08:19 PM
Anyone who says american light beer is bad (it is) has never had low end russian beer. Holy shiat, that stuff makes me wish I was drinking some bud light, or even a 40 of the worst malt liquor imaginable. However, it does come in a 5 liter bottle for about 4 dollars, so that kind of makes up for it.
wholedamnshow
2012-01-11 07:18:25 PM
Rev.K
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When I go to my local pub that has 24 beers on draft, and I see guys drinking Coors Light out of a bottle, I just want to go over and ask them "why do you hate beer? Why are you even here?"
Living in one of the least classy cities in the country (Springfield, MA), I know what you mean. There's a local sports bar that has about 13 taps, almost all put to great use. Only non-craft beer always on tap is Guinness. They always have things like Allagash, Founders, Northcoast, Green Flash, Stone, and Bear Republic beers on tap. Yet they carry bottles of the domestic crap, and it hurts a bit inside when I see people drinking those.
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