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(BBC) Cool Matilda has yellow skin, green eyes, and would love to slip you some tongue   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 18
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Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 10:21:23 AM
Chinese girls do not come with green eyes!

DRTFA
 
coinspinner
2012-01-10 10:51:38 AM
Rev. Skarekroe: Chinese girls do not come with green eyes!

DRTFA

And naming her Matilda seems kind of cruel.
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 10:59:17 AM
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DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 11:40:27 AM
i106.photobucket.com

Fapfapfapfap
 
Angry Buddha
2012-01-10 01:29:12 PM
FTA: captive breeding colony.

/Sounds like college.
 
theorellior [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 01:31:51 PM
Good night to the street sweepers, the night-watchmen flame keepers, and goodnight to Matilda, too.
 
Tax Boy
2012-01-10 01:43:29 PM
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I love the sexy slither of a lady snake. Oh baby.
 
tjsands1118
2012-01-10 01:45:47 PM
How venomous is it?
 
wildstarr [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 01:48:58 PM
Bless you BBC News for an article about a new snake species and giving us PICS!!!

/sorry, still butt hurt from a no-pic article yesterday.
 
Leo Bloom's Freakout
2012-01-10 01:54:43 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: Chinese girls do not come with green eyes!

DRTFA

www.toptenz.net

Challenge accepted.
 
RumsfeldsReplacement
2012-01-10 02:17:05 PM
DO NOT WANT

* the picture in the article that is, not referring to a Chinese girl with green eyes, which I would very much want right now
 
ParagonComplex
2012-01-10 02:43:39 PM
I can see why they would be worried about illegal pet trade. That's one cool looking snake, and I don't even like snakes. I'm interested in the properties of its venom. The horns? They have to name the new species something Satany. It's too perfect of an opportunity to pass up.
 
Max Awesome
2012-01-10 04:40:32 PM
Ooooh pretty!

I wonder if Dinosaurs were ever this colourful? That would have been bad-ass.
 
SN1987a goes boom
2012-01-10 07:32:24 PM
Max Awesome: Ooooh pretty!

I wonder if Dinosaurs were ever this colourful? That would have been bad-ass.

Some recent studies indicate that dinos were covered in feathers. So imagine a T-Rex going full peacock.
 
parazen
2012-01-10 09:16:46 PM
Probably not real venomous. I mean, you wouldn't want to get bit, but the really nasty venoms are usually reserved for elapids like cobras, tai-pans, tiger snakes, and mambas.

There are a few vipers that have really awful bites (mojave rattlesnake), but this one is probably just bad. Then again - considering you can only get bitten by these in some undisclosed 3rd world jungle, you'd probably be well F'd if one tagged you.
 
EsteeFlwrPot
2012-01-10 10:19:01 PM
Am I the only one that thought of Mara Wilson?
 
Hagbardr
2012-01-10 10:38:54 PM
Does she waltz?
 
Saberus Terras
2012-01-11 09:21:08 AM
Oh, baby... I'll take some tongue from that....

Yes, I did see the snake.
 
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