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2012-01-10 08:45:11 AM
So we have the teacher what's hot and what's not do we have something to qualify this one?
 
2012-01-10 09:06:00 AM
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2012-01-10 11:41:31 AM
And some people say you can't have it all.
 
2012-01-10 12:04:06 PM
1 year sentence with three years of probation. First-time offenders on "To Catch a Predator" have gotten more after not even seeing a woman, much less raping a girl.
 
2012-01-10 12:09:15 PM
wat
 
2012-01-10 12:24:33 PM
"The relationship between mother and child is seminal in our society.

That's true everywhere, isn't it?

/keep those jizz jokes coming, folks
 
2012-01-10 12:43:39 PM
Was there a dead dog in front of a kindergarten involved?
 
2012-01-10 01:13:48 PM
1 year?

If a guy did this... oh nevermind. (This thread needs mugshots)
 
2012-01-10 01:16:03 PM
*fap*
 
2012-01-10 01:56:04 PM
What the what?? One freaking year?

The judge rails on her for her shocking depravity then suspends her sentence?
 
2012-01-10 02:29:02 PM
Such a waste of precious oxygen.
 
2012-01-10 02:29:35 PM
So let's suppose we accept that she was demonstrating stuff for the kid. That's really weird and more than a little sick, but ok, let's just assume that.

WHY DID SHE MAKE A VIDEO OF IT?
 
2012-01-10 02:30:11 PM
Agreed with other farkers that the one year sentence is appalling. Farking coont deserves to DIAF, but I will take a normal sentence for child abuse and pedophilia and never being allowed contact with any of her children, ever again.
 
2012-01-10 02:30:21 PM
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2012-01-10 02:30:39 PM

Lionel Mandrake: What the what?? One freaking year?

The judge rails on her for her shocking depravity then suspends her sentence?


Sounds like she had a good lawyer and a crappy judge.

Winning combo.
 
2012-01-10 02:31:03 PM
Wow, 1 year, why would a guil-

Maroochydore District Court heard how the woman started seeing the father of her four children when she was "virtually a child" at age 14 and had her first child at 16.

While she was still living at the family home on the Coast, she began a cyber-sex relationship with a man in Melbourne and became obsessed with sex.


She's a victim!
 
2012-01-10 02:31:56 PM
The Aristocrats!!!
 
2012-01-10 02:31:59 PM
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2012-01-10 02:32:14 PM

vygramul: 1 year sentence with three years of probation. First-time offenders on "To Catch a Predator" have gotten more after not even seeing a woman, much less raping a girl.


Yeah, but this was in Australia and AFIK "To Catch a Predator" is just in the USA.
 
2012-01-10 02:35:44 PM
So in other words? A woman giving her child a bath?

Or a woman on "bath salts" giving her child a "bath".
 
2012-01-10 02:35:54 PM
How do you say that in Australian? I'm guessing Sheila and wocka are involved somehow
 
2012-01-10 02:36:12 PM

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: "The relationship between mother and child is seminal in our society.

That's true everywhere, isn't it?

/keep those jizz jokes coming, folks


Seminal? I don't think semen was involved in this relationship.
 
2012-01-10 02:37:10 PM
Maroochydore??? their probably really from Gympie, Maroochydore is a real nice seaside community,
 
2012-01-10 02:37:13 PM

Krieghund: vygramul: 1 year sentence with three years of probation. First-time offenders on "To Catch a Predator" have gotten more after not even seeing a woman, much less raping a girl.

Yeah, but this was in Australia and AFIK "To Catch a Predator" is just in the USA.


Oh, Australia. I thought it was Florida.
 
2012-01-10 02:37:30 PM
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2012-01-10 02:38:25 PM

Seth'n'Spectrum: Was there a dead dog in front of a kindergarten involved?


Well the memory of that story had been repressed until you brought it up.
 
2012-01-10 02:38:29 PM
Judge Robertson suspended the four-year jail term after the woman has served one year, leaving a three-year jail sentence hanging over her head and ordered her to do three years' probation.


Judge a jackass, she should be in jail for years
 
2012-01-10 02:38:50 PM

Seth'n'Spectrum: Was there a dead dog in front of a kindergarten involved?


THEN we could say, "The Aristocrats!" with unarguable authority.
 
2012-01-10 02:39:01 PM
For those of you who are outraged at the light sentence, the mother was farked up by some other large brown bear first.

FTFA:

"...the woman started seeing the father of her four children when she was "virtually a child" at age 14 and had her first child at 16."

"He said her husband was 12 years her senior and she had limited knowledge of appropriate sexual boundaries."
 
2012-01-10 02:39:06 PM

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: "The relationship between mother and child is seminal in our society.

That's true everywhere, isn't it?

/keep those jizz jokes coming, folks


Penal colony, after all.
 
2012-01-10 02:39:09 PM
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I got nothing. What the fark is wrong with people?
 
2012-01-10 02:39:40 PM
Sick biatch needs to be put away for life. Double standard FTL.
 
2012-01-10 02:39:50 PM

Jument: So let's suppose we accept that she was demonstrating stuff for the kid. That's really weird and more than a little sick, but ok, let's just assume that.

WHY DID SHE MAKE A VIDEO OF IT?


So the girl could reference it in the future, you know, when studying for the exam. That way mom wouldn't have to repeat the demonstration.


/didn't read the article so my comment's all wild speculumation.
 
2012-01-10 02:39:59 PM
So... were they hot?
 
2012-01-10 02:40:31 PM
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2012-01-10 02:42:51 PM
Queensland is Australia's Florida.
 
2012-01-10 02:43:25 PM

Lionel Mandrake: What the what?? One freaking year?

The judge rails on her for her shocking depravity then suspends her sentence?


Apparently, the "was that wrong? Should I not have done that?" defense works.
 
2012-01-10 02:43:53 PM
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2012-01-10 02:43:58 PM
I'm surprised this popped up here first, nothing about it at /r/incestuouslesbianpedorapephoneporn
 
2012-01-10 02:44:32 PM
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2012-01-10 02:44:34 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: wild speculumation


There's nothing harder to handle than a wild speculum
 
2012-01-10 02:45:12 PM

orezona: Seth'n'Spectrum: Was there a dead dog getting blown by a masturbating grandfather in front of a kindergarten involved?

THEN we could say, "The Aristocrats!" with unarguable authority.


fify.
for now........
 
2012-01-10 02:45:33 PM

Ghastly: So that's porn of an incestuous lesbian pedo rape phone? WTF! Call me old fashioned but I'm more than satisfied with just plain old vanilla rape phones.


They're okay, but trying find a Pay-As-You-Go rapephone is a pain in the ass.
 
2012-01-10 02:46:07 PM
From TFA:

He said... the courts should denounce "this shocking conduct" with a significant punishment.

Judge Robertson suspended the four-year jail term after the woman has served one year, leaving a three-year jail sentence hanging over her head and ordered her to do three years' probation.

Because the woman has already served 243 days in custody, she will be released in 122 days.


The judge's conduct is almost as shocking as the mother's. He is not as foul a beast as the woman he "punished", but he, too, has betrayed that child and would in any decent universe be incinerated with her in the same divine thunderbolt, then whisked down to the lowest layer of hell to freeze and bleed and cry for however many more billions of years the universe lasts--while hell is shot through space at close to light-speed to maximize time dilation.

No, while hell is shot into a black hole to dilate time to a complete standstill, that they might suffer what they deserve for a genuine eternity.

Normally, I try to forbear and forgive, but the crime and the "punishment" are revolting to the highest degree and are literally, utterly unforgivable. This enraged me so much I had trouble copy/pasting the right section and have made a record number of typos hammering this out. The only reason the judge and "mother" shouldn't die in a fire is because then their suffering would eventually end.
 
2012-01-10 02:47:22 PM
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2012-01-10 02:47:49 PM
I know Fark keeps on changing its motto, but this one is a bit out there, don't you think?
 
2012-01-10 02:48:04 PM

kiwimoogle84: I really want to go hug my mommy now.


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2012-01-10 02:52:42 PM

BurnShrike: kiwimoogle84: I really want to go hug my mommy now.

Giggity.


Mostly because I had THE BEST mom ever. Yes, she is where I got my good looks from. Not the point though.
 
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