Didn't think they'd be allowed to show that woman's shedding pussy like that.

[Insert Sexually Oriented Activity Here]

It's made in Germany, you know the Germans make good stuff!

Hi my name is Bob and I have a problem with shedding pussy. I also like to play with the poodle.

I like how he made fun of himself for getting arrested.

I wasn't sure if that was real after the shedding pussy comment. Finally a company with a good marketing plan. It's never good to have company over when there are a few stray pussy hairs on the couch.

KITTY HAIR GETS IN ALL THE BUTTER! SAVE ME, SCOUT!

shamwowed and schtikyfied I am.

Shame their website isn't so much schticky but more unavailably.

/the shipping to Australia would probably be more than the cost of schticky anyway.

You're gonna love his nuts!

He's also an ex-Scientologist (new window).

Are you FOLLOWING this, camera guy????

nakedcritic: You're gonna love his nuts!

Bite your tongue!

Demetrius: What the hell happened to his voice? He sounds like someone punched him in the throat. Or in the nuts.

Well it might be age, drinking, or just the quality of the recording. Then again it could be that a $20 whore bit his tongue in half.

my wife bought this set at a craft show and it actually works pretty well. the pussy hair isn't all over the couch anymore

The problem with lint rollers and larger messes is that you would have to constantly change the sheet.

With this, since there are no sheets, you would have to constantly clean and dry it. That cereal spill at the end of the video would take forever.

I thought it was a spoof. Apparently not. The guy regained 2 points for making fun of himself. Well done, Vince.

"problem with that shedding pussy?"


Why yes....yes, I do.

I just accidentally the whole Schticky. Is this bad?

We bought that product like 10 or 15 years ago.

It actually works really well.

/got nuthin' elth

howdyyall9999: Demetrius: What the hell happened to his voice? He sounds like someone punched him in the throat. Or in the nuts.

Well it might be age, drinking, or just the quality of the recording. Then again it could be that a $20 whore bit his tongue in half.

$20 whores don't kiss.

/so I hear

I've had one of these for years. It's like a big lint roller, cost about $7 at Sharper Image or some such place. It works great, but it has to be cleaned in between, and getting it dry is a chore because, when it's nearly dry, it'll pull the lint off the towel or tear up a paper towel.

You save money with this, you save a great deal more time with a tape lint roller.

BHK: It works great, but it has to be cleaned in between, and getting it dry is a chore because, when it's nearly dry, it'll pull the lint off the towel or tear up a paper towel.

Maybe a shamwow would dry it off without the lint...

When did he become a flaming guy from Jersey?

Wait...what?

DJ Steve Porter and Vince - Slap Chop Rap (new window)

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I think... I think I want one.

Is this for real?

Cause at Sears they had a guy demo'n the Mr. Sticky.

Same farking thing only red. I bought a large one, 2 regular sized ones and he gave us the little ones for free.

Yea, they really do work... pretty cool.

If I had a nickel for every innuendo in that commercial I'd be rich.

Also those silicone lint rollers have been around forever, I guess if you market it with a guy on crack, you can sell anything.

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Vince is the one laughing now

/cause Billy's dead