No, the 8 words I never wanted to read are "Your TotalFark membership is about to expire. Boobies."

The 8 words I never want to read are: "Plastic surgery can't fix what was Lindsay Lohan."

No, see, there's been some miscommunication. It's actually a BOARD GAME called Elizabeth Taylor. The goal is to go from childhood celebrity to aging perfume designer. LiLo's well on her way, getting bonus points for rehab and jail, but losing base points for not being married 8 times.

Too bad that the "Befriend Michael Jackson" bonus round is no longer available.

penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis?

In what? A Des Moines, Iowa dinner theatre production of "Streetcar"? A game of charades? 'Cause those are the only valid explanations I can come up with.

"Lindsay Lohan raped your penis, gave you AIDS"

Its gonna be a Lifetime TV movie....who gives a shiat?

/hurry up and do some real porn, then go away

But this could be her big comeback!!

[snicker]

Oh hell noes ...

VaportrailFilms: But this could be her big comeback!!

[snicker]

I'd give her a big comeback, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

/I'm thinking a triple bag might be best, honestly.

"Lindsey Lohan's agents brutally murdered by angry mob."

rjakobi: "Lindsey Lohan's agents brutally murdered by angry mob."

"They were delicious."

/Don't know why, it felt like that fit

rjakobi: "Lindsey Lohan's agents brutally murdered by angry mob."

I'm sorry, the subject is 8 Words You Never Wanted to Read.

PizzaJedi81: rjakobi: "Lindsey Lohan's agents brutally murdered by angry mob."

I'm sorry, the subject is 8 Words You Never Wanted to Read.

Oh. Totally my bad.

Good for Her, I am looking forward to seeing it.

Lindsay Lohan's vaginal warts touched my open sores.

Translation: LiLo's representatives called the producer and asked if she could play Elizabeth Taylor. They said "Fark NO!", and the PR firm calls TMZ and says she's "in talks"

frozencopper: Its gonna be a Lifetime TV movie....who gives a shiat?

In other words, low budget. I wonder what they'll do to hide her new hand tattoo.


/hurry up and do some real porn, then go away

The clock is ticking pretty fast now. I'm thinking she's gonna hit the wall in another couple years or so. Then we won't even want to see the pr0n.

LiLo saying, "Did you enjoy last night, Stud?"

/Those eight words?

Of course she is! Her bravura turn as Linda Lovelace sealed the deal!

What is this? I don't even.

She's 25, but looks 45. So I guess it works. She'll just cake on the makeup like Liz did, and over act.

Of course, it's an excuse for her to stay high everyday, and the director look the other way with guilt.

Actually this is perfect. One train wreck follows another...

AND an excuse to get fat!

She still has her first amendment rights, doesn't mean anyone has to listen, but she still has the right.

The 8 words that I never want to read about Lohan are:
"Lindsay Lohan wins Academy Award for Best Actress"

There is something about the shape of her eyes that makes this seem doable, I'm not saying she's the best person for the job or anything.

8 words.
"You might want to get checked for herpes"

"Lindsay Lohan is calling from inside the house!"

Lindsay Lohan anything anything anything anything anything anything.

Leo Bloom's Freakout: "Lindsay Lohan is calling from inside the house!"

+1

I'd throw a glass of water and then slap you but I know that only increases your sense of danger.

I'm in talks to play Winston Churchill...in bed

Apos: "Lohan inexplicably in the running for 'Carrie' 'Sleepaway Camp' remake"

Are you inside of me yet? damn that's only 6

She may be a skank, but I must admit she's still a rather pretty one.

I'm sure Lindsay will do a great job portraying Larry Fortensky.

If someone in this thread sponsored me for TF, thank you very much! I will be sure to begin abusing the privilege forthwith!

PsyLord: The 8 words that I never want to read about Lohan are:
"Lindsay Lohan wins Academy Award for Best Actress"

The 8 words that I want to read about Lohan are:

"Lindsay Lohan wins AVN Award for Best Actress"

Mangoose: I'm in talks to play Winston Churchill...in bed

That's 9 words, but thanks for playing.

She's calling the Lifetime people every five minutes trying to get the cell phone number of the casting director.

Not even Lifetime would hire her. She's a mess, and I doubt she has enough "star power" to make it worthwhile to deal with her crap.

As what? Her corpse?

The article being in "EW".com is about right.

Can any showbiz-savvy Farkers tell me why it would be such a bad move to hire her? She is a publicity magnet, and I figure the movie would pull in record viewers based on her notoriety.

Zerochance: Can any showbiz-savvy Farkers tell me why it would be such a bad move to hire her? She is a publicity magnet, and I figure the movie would pull in record viewers based on her notoriety.

She's also an insurance risk, due to the drug use/abuse and jail time. She can't be relied upon to be on time, from what I've heard, so the movie wouldn't get made in a timely manner.

8 words I don't want to read?

Sesquipedalian loquaciousness!
Phthisis bourgeoisie acquiesces ennui.
Vichyssoise phatosmia!

/they make my brain feel like her face looks.
//Alright, so I googled "difficult words" after only coming up with obsequious, vichyssoise and hyacinth.
_{Unnecessary wordiness! Wasting away well-to-doer, accepts boredom. I imagine she smells of potato soup.}

Lindsay Lohan in talks to play Elizabeth Taylor

With Charlie Sheen as Richard Burton.

yeah, I'd watch that. I wouldn't be able to help myself.

PizzaJedi81: Zerochance: Can any showbiz-savvy Farkers tell me why it would be such a bad move to hire her? She is a publicity magnet, and I figure the movie would pull in record viewers based on her notoriety.

She's also an insurance risk, due to the drug use/abuse and jail time. She can't be relied upon to be on time, from what I've heard, so the movie wouldn't get made in a timely manner.

Isn't she still acting like a diva?

PsyLord: PizzaJedi81: Zerochance: Can any showbiz-savvy Farkers tell me why it would be such a bad move to hire her? She is a publicity magnet, and I figure the movie would pull in record viewers based on her notoriety.

She's also an insurance risk, due to the drug use/abuse and jail time. She can't be relied upon to be on time, from what I've heard, so the movie wouldn't get made in a timely manner.

Isn't she still acting like a diva?

I hadn't heard, but I wouldn't be surprised. That's a double hit (I'd double hit her, etc.), in that it means that she'd be hell to put up with, and that potential riders in her contract could be overwhelmingly expensive.

PsyLord: PizzaJedi81: Zerochance: Can any showbiz-savvy Farkers tell me why it would be such a bad move to hire her? She is a publicity magnet, and I figure the movie would pull in record viewers based on her notoriety.

She's also an insurance risk, due to the drug use/abuse and jail time. She can't be relied upon to be on time, from what I've heard, so the movie wouldn't get made in a timely manner.

Isn't she still acting like a diva?

I heard she recently had a metldown at a nightclub when she was asked to pay for drinks, so....all signs point to "yes".

It's too bad Lilo gave up acting for being a crackhead...




she's got the look down, at least. Much better
than the Monroe cosplay.

/RIP worth-a-shiat Lindsay :(