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Old and busted: mocking Detroit residents and their socioeconomic problems. The new hotness: Lions cornerback Aaron Berry mocking Detroit residents and their socioeconomic problems
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ha-ha-guy
2012-01-10 09:13:20 AM
Congrats to Berry for volunteering to become the sacrificial DB we blame our secondary problems on and being cut in the offseason.
/of course he's likely happy to leave
Crudbucket
2012-01-10 09:17:59 AM
Let's be honest, they are pretty broke and miserable though.
KiwDaWabbit
2012-01-10 09:18:56 AM
I do have sympathy, but I also get a little tired of hearing that "Detroit needs this" in the context of what they've been going through economically. They didn't suffer an attack or natural disaster, but are rather victims of dead business models. It's shiatty, but a lot of that area's problems are 100% self-inflicted.
mooseyfate
2012-01-10 09:33:51 AM
I'm not seeing any problem with telling shiatty "fans" to go fark themselves.
beta_plus
2012-01-10 09:38:13 AM
Detroit's and Michigan's problems are entirely it's own making. Maybe if they stopped being so pro-union and anti-business, they would have a real city to be proud of instead of desperately holding on to the performance of their sports teams.
When you are given a city that was:
the birthplace of the 20th century
the mecca of the middle class
the city of homeowners
the Paris of the Midwest (once upon a time that was not ironic)
and (my personal favorite) the ARSENAL OF DEMOCRACY
and screw it up, no one is going to feel bad for you.
/the player should have acted professional and kept his mouth shut, but I'm not sorry for anyones' feelings he may have hurt
Generation_D
2012-01-10 09:38:49 AM
Detroit has had an aging and outdated industry base since the 1980s. This is not news. Sadly it does still seem like everyone's sitting around waiting for a comeback, rather than get all bootstrappy and come up with new economies. Pittsburgh and Cleveland have reinvented themselves since Big Iron and Steel left town. Why is Detroit still so retarded it can't do anything but whine about the golden era of automotive?
ha-ha-guy
2012-01-10 09:40:41 AM
KiwDaWabbit
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I do have sympathy, but I also get a little tired of hearing that "Detroit needs this" in the context of what they've been going through economically. They didn't suffer an attack or natural disaster, but are rather victims of dead business models. It's shiatty, but a lot of that area's problems are 100% self-inflicted.
It's the fault of white people. See after a bunch of devastating riots the whites all moved up to Oakland County, set up a police force capable of invading many countries, and a functional school system. Never mind the entire middle class (be they white, yellow, or black) fled to Oakland County, it's the white man's fault. Now after decades of mismanagement by local government, it's the fault of white people that the state is going to take the city over.
Detroit of course is totally not at fault for electing people like Coyners or Kilpatrick (or any of the other politicians the FBI has investigated over the years).
/shiat I'm bringing politics into a sports thread
//had to listen to a Detroit native whine about the evils of the people in Oakland County this morning, so I'm grumpy
ChrisDe
2012-01-10 09:44:03 AM
The biggest joke here is that his Twitter name is LockDown717.
snoopaloopa
2012-01-10 09:52:33 AM
Blackberry fail
litespeed74
2012-01-10 09:57:35 AM
Leave Detroit alone.
ekdikeo4
2012-01-10 10:00:55 AM
litespeed74
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Leave Detroit alone.
Sure, everyone else is.
Generation_D
2012-01-10 10:04:32 AM
ha-ha-guy
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KiwDaWabbit: I do have sympathy, but I also get a little tired of hearing that "Detroit needs this" in the context of what they've been going through economically. They didn't suffer an attack or natural disaster, but are rather victims of dead business models. It's shiatty, but a lot of that area's problems are 100% self-inflicted.
It's the fault of white people. See after a bunch of devastating riots the whites all moved up to Oakland County, set up a police force capable of invading many countries, and a functional school system. Never mind the entire middle class (be they white, yellow, or black) fled to Oakland County, it's the white man's fault. Now after decades of mismanagement by local government, it's the fault of white people that the state is going to take the city over.
Detroit of course is totally not at fault for electing people like Coyners or Kilpatrick (or any of the other politicians the FBI has investigated over the years).
/shiat I'm bringing politics into a sports thread
//had to listen to a Detroit native whine about the evils of the people in Oakland County this morning, so I'm grumpy
What is this I don't even.. Pittsburgh, Cleveland and every other old industry city had "white flight" in the 70s and 80s. But they managed to come up with new industries and new reasons to attract talent and investment.
Detroit is just retarded, its right up there with Gary Indiana and Trenton NJ. Maybe Detroit never was meant to be a "major city," take away the cars and you got nothing. Still got nothing.
born_yesterday
2012-01-10 10:06:57 AM
No middle class = no tax base.
No tax base = crappy schools, poverty, no services, high crime rate.
Crappy schools, no services, and high crime rate = no middle class.
When I lived there (in Oakland Co.), the only middle class they could get to move into the city were students and medical residents. The area next to Wayne State has one grocery store, and you might as well just get robbed in the street as pay their prices. Until you can give the people that work in the city a reason to live there, nothing will improve.
/Moral of the story: don't throw riots and drive away the middle class.
//The mugger mover has to have been the inspiration for the Simpsons "Monorail" episode.
///Comerica Park is nice.
scottydoesntknow
2012-01-10 10:20:26 AM
What a miserable farking city.
Arkanaut
2012-01-10 10:22:19 AM
Crudbucket
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Let's be honest, they are pretty broke and miserable though.
You could have said the same about the Lions until this year.
Generation_D
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Detroit is just retarded, its right up there with Gary Indiana and Trenton NJ. Maybe Detroit never was meant to be a "major city," take away the cars and you got nothing. Still got nothing.
They got Ann Arbor next door, that's got to be worth something.
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf
2012-01-10 10:22:46 AM
Crudbucket
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Let's be honest, they are pretty broke and miserable though.
Agreed. People are hating on Aaron Berry because they feel it's easier to hate on their critics than to fix the reason they're being criticized to start with.
ignatius_crumbcake
2012-01-10 10:29:46 AM
Generation_D
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Detroit is just retarded, its right up there with Gary Indiana and Trenton NJ. Maybe Detroit never was meant to be a "major city," take away the cars and you got nothing. Still got nothing.
The cars were mostly built in the suburbs. There were a couple plants in the city (Fisher, Packard, etc), but for the most part all the big factories, especially after WW2, were in places like River Rogue, Wayne, Dearborn, Warren, Belleville (Willow Run), Highland Park, and the other suburbs.
Detroit's problem was when the middle class left the city and destroyed the tax base. It's not even a race thing; the middle class blacks left too. The auto industry's decline has certainly hurt southeastern Michigan, but the City of Detroit would still suck even if it were booming again. Nobody wants to live there.
rcantley
2012-01-10 10:29:48 AM
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf
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Agreed. People are hating on Aaron Berry because they feel it's easier to hate on their critics than to fix the reason they're being criticized to start with.
Of course, you could say the same thing about Aaron Berry.
Generation_D
2012-01-10 10:42:10 AM
Arkanaut
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Crudbucket: Let's be honest, they are pretty broke and miserable though.
You could have said the same about the Lions until this year.
Generation_D: Detroit is just retarded, its right up there with Gary Indiana and Trenton NJ. Maybe Detroit never was meant to be a "major city," take away the cars and you got nothing. Still got nothing.
They got Ann Arbor next door, that's got to be worth something.
It means their education base did not see fit to help rebuild their capital city of their state. Look at Pittsburgh. Carnegie Mellon and Pitt led the way for Pittsburgh's tech and start-up renaissance of the 1990s, and Pittsburgh's downtown is doing fine today overall (though some outlying areas are still pretty bad).
Cleveland too, from butt of jokes in the 70s to where they are now. That had to take a coalition of all parts of the region, not just the suburban angry middle class who no longer had steel or heavy industry jobs.
Why then is Detroit so morally and spiritually bankrupt it can only come up with where it is now?
It reminds me of Reno Nevada. Total urban rot and decay, while what passes for local leadership still thinks the Golden Age before Las Vegas is coming back some day. And the downtown is total Blade Runner/Mad Max land now. Only not in a good way.
ole prophet
2012-01-10 10:52:14 AM
The truth hurts sometimes.
marleymaniac
2012-01-10 10:57:16 AM
"The truth is an offense, but not a sin."
Your Zionist Leader
2012-01-10 11:01:28 AM
None of the points raised here however, have a single thing to do with Aaron Berry's lack of ability to catch a football.
ha-ha-guy
was right, all he's done was punch his ticket out of town, and it'll end up blowing up in his face with the stellar resume he's compiled in Detroit. Why take a chance on a guy you
know
will drop a sure interception when you could spend less on a 3rd or 4th round pick who
might
be able to catch?
mc_madness
2012-01-10 11:12:35 AM
Wayne State's an excellent urban university.
Detroit's got that going for it.
Generation_D
2012-01-10 11:23:45 AM
So for whatever reason it appears the suburban education, industry and leadership of the Detroit region washed its hands of downtown, and to this day operates as a separate entity.
So .. looks like all-up fail, you got a broken city with no cash, and you got a bunch of gimme gimmes in the burbs who got theirs and say eff-u to the downtown.
Your Zionist Leader
2012-01-10 11:29:07 AM
Generation_D
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So for whatever reason it appears the suburban education, industry and leadership of the Detroit region washed its hands of downtown, and to this day operates as a separate entity.
So .. looks like all-up fail, you got a broken city with no cash, and you got a bunch of gimme gimmes in the burbs who got theirs and say eff-u to the downtown.
Which is all relevant to something, but not Aaron Berry's lack of ability to catch a football, which is part of his job description. It wouldn't matter if no one in the city of Detroit knew what a letter was or if they all penned a version of War and Peace. Aaron Berry sucks.
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
2012-01-10 11:31:14 AM
Thankfully most Lions fans I know have moved away from the Detroit area and as such are neither broke nor miserable.
Every bar out of state I've ever been in to watch a Lions game has been well represented by Lions fans. I believe it's because all of us moved away for work. I got a call about a job op in Detroit a few weeks ago (they found an old resume online) and I nearly laughed in the recruiters face when he told the me salary range.
/perfectly happy to visit, just not going to stay ever again
//at least my parents house in Grosse Pointe is still nice although not worth half it's 1999 value
Hi I'm Lauren
2012-01-10 11:34:12 AM
Your Zionist Leader
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None of the points raised here however, have a single thing to do with Aaron Berry's lack of ability to catch a football. ha-ha-guy was right, all he's done was punch his ticket out of town, and it'll end up blowing up in his face with the stellar resume he's compiled in Detroit. Why take a chance on a guy you know will drop a sure interception when you could spend less on a 3rd or 4th round pick who might be able to catch?
Thank you. Berry has done his part to keep Detroit residents miserable. He can shuffle on now.
frozenhotchocolate
2012-01-10 11:41:40 AM
Another fark Detroit thread. For all the hate, Detroit has more threads than anyother major city. I now live in Chicago and can tell you that it is more white trash than the Detroit area. Also the black people here talk like they just moved from Mississippi last week. Just wait till the sun belt runs out of water is alls I'm sayin.
meanmutton
2012-01-10 11:45:58 AM
ha-ha-guy
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Congrats to Berry for volunteering to become the sacrificial DB we blame our secondary problems on and being cut in the offseason.
/of course he's likely happy to leave
Why would he be happy to leave? 10 win season, playoff team, one of the best offenses in the league, and a defensive line that should be really good? Seems like a good place to play.
SouthpawSlicer
2012-01-10 11:50:06 AM
AKTurkey
2012-01-10 11:52:17 AM
I like Detroit and have been to it many times.
/live in A2
//I have never been mugged or experienced any violent crime here
///unlike Washington, DC
meyerkev
2012-01-10 02:13:45 PM
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
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Thankfully most Lions fans I know have moved away from the Detroit area and as such are neither broke nor miserable.
Every bar out of state I've ever been in to watch a Lions game has been well represented by Lions fans. I believe it's because all of us moved away for work.
I got a call about a job op in Detroit a few weeks ago (they found an old resume online) and I nearly laughed in the recruiters face when he told the me salary range.
/perfectly happy to visit, just not going to stay ever again
//at least my parents house in Grosse Pointe is still nice although not worth half it's 1999 value
To be completely fair, I ran some numbers last summer, and I'd be roughly breaking even making 40K in Detroit vs 70K in Seattle.
/And the traffic is so much better in Detroit. Probably because we have more than 5 lanes running from Detroit to the suburbs.
//3 on I-90, 2 on the 520.
///You can go around, but that takes an hour even without traffic.
spartywrx
2012-01-10 02:33:55 PM
As a Detroit resident, I Lol'ed. He's right.
/got a kick out of it as well.
myinternetname
2012-01-10 02:45:23 PM
What a dumb ass.
dickfreckle
2012-01-10 03:13:56 PM
Ah, Detroit. Thanklessly taking much of the bad press while I toil away in America's most violent city (New Orleans). Thing is, we have character and soul that keeps people coming back regardless of our glaring issues. The last time I was in DET all I saw was misery. It was like vacationing in London after the air raids. NOLA is far from perfect, but as the pic upthread says, we're not Detroit.
Still, I have empathy for Detroit folks. Lions fans are cool (sorry we whipped your ass
twice
), and you and I share a lot of civic distress in common. White flight. Corrupt politicians.
We should get together and have a beer. I'm buying.
born_yesterday
2012-01-10 03:55:12 PM
meyerkev
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detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Thankfully most Lions fans I know have moved away from the Detroit area and as such are neither broke nor miserable.
Every bar out of state I've ever been in to watch a Lions game has been well represented by Lions fans. I believe it's because all of us moved away for work. I got a call about a job op in Detroit a few weeks ago (they found an old resume online) and I nearly laughed in the recruiters face when he told the me salary range.
/perfectly happy to visit, just not going to stay ever again
//at least my parents house in Grosse Pointe is still nice although not worth half it's 1999 value
To be completely fair, I ran some numbers last summer, and I'd be roughly breaking even making 40K in Detroit vs 70K in Seattle.
/And the traffic is so much better in Detroit. Probably because we have more than 5 lanes running from Detroit to the suburbs.
//3 on I-90, 2 on the 520.
///You can go around, but that takes an hour even without traffic.
I loved driving to work in Detroit, or downtown to baseball games. Traffic was fantastic! Unless it snowed. Or was going to snow. Or kinda rained a little when it could have snowed. Or got cloudy on a cold day...Then leaving Wayne State was a nightmare.
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
2012-01-10 04:35:53 PM
meyerkev
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detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Thankfully most Lions fans I know have moved away from the Detroit area and as such are neither broke nor miserable.
Every bar out of state I've ever been in to watch a Lions game has been well represented by Lions fans. I believe it's because all of us moved away for work. I got a call about a job op in Detroit a few weeks ago (they found an old resume online) and I nearly laughed in the recruiters face when he told the me salary range.
/perfectly happy to visit, just not going to stay ever again
//at least my parents house in Grosse Pointe is still nice although not worth half it's 1999 value
To be completely fair, I ran some numbers last summer, and
I'd be roughly breaking even making 40K in Detroit vs 70K in Seattle.
/And the traffic is so much better in Detroit. Probably because we have more than 5 lanes running from Detroit to the suburbs.
//3 on I-90, 2 on the 520.
///You can go around, but that takes an hour even without traffic.
The number I was quoted was laughably low even after taking CoL into account. As much as Portland isn't a marquee destination except for drifters and potheads it still beats metro Detroit. The worst part are Wings games starting at 4/4:30pm. Thankfully I work from home most of the week so I can start the first as I finish up work for the day.
I did just book a trip back for the week of memorial day, have some white castle, jet's pizza, drinks @ the Tap Room and BD's mongolian bbq. Get some shopping done @ Somerset and try to get some sailing in too - going to be a great week!
/Wings vs. Isles tonight - no Dats and Conklin is starting *shudder*
born_yesterday
2012-01-10 04:46:09 PM
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad
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meyerkev: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Thankfully most Lions fans I know have moved away from the Detroit area and as such are neither broke nor miserable.
Every bar out of state I've ever been in to watch a Lions game has been well represented by Lions fans. I believe it's because all of us moved away for work. I got a call about a job op in Detroit a few weeks ago (they found an old resume online) and I nearly laughed in the recruiters face when he told the me salary range.
/perfectly happy to visit, just not going to stay ever again
//at least my parents house in Grosse Pointe is still nice although not worth half it's 1999 value
To be completely fair, I ran some numbers last summer, and I'd be roughly breaking even making 40K in Detroit vs 70K in Seattle.
/And the traffic is so much better in Detroit. Probably because we have more than 5 lanes running from Detroit to the suburbs.
//3 on I-90, 2 on the 520.
///You can go around, but that takes an hour even without traffic.
The number I was quoted was laughably low even after taking CoL into account. As much as Portland isn't a marquee destination except for drifters and potheads it still beats metro Detroit. The worst part are Wings games starting at 4/4:30pm. Thankfully I work from home most of the week so I can start the first as I finish up work for the day.
I did just book a trip back for the week of memorial day, have some white castle, jet's pizza, drinks @ the Tap Room and BD's mongolian bbq. Get some shopping done @ Somerset and try to get some sailing in too - going to be a great week!
/Wings vs. Isles tonight - no Dats and Conklin is starting *shudder*
Is it the BDs in Royal Oak? If you get up that way, I used to live off of the IPA at the Royal Oak Brewery.
ignatius_crumbcake
2012-01-10 04:54:46 PM
dickfreckle
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We should get together and have a beer. I'm buying.
One of the best things about Michigan is a
great brewery scene.
And hockey. It's this game played by toothless white folks on ice.
great_tigers
2012-01-10 06:12:20 PM
ha ha Detroit is so miserable.
Anyone that judges this state by the media perception of a couple of areas in Detroit can suck it. I really think it is an awesome city. The rest of the state doesn't even compare to Detroit either. The UP, Saugatuck, Sault Sainte Marie, hunting through the whole state, Grand Haven, skiing, sleeping bear dunes, Grand Rapids, Mt. Pleasant, great golfing, snowmobiling, Bad Axe, Microbrews, Traverse City and Alpena. If you don't like it don't come.
This state is no more miserable than any other that I have been to. Just got back from Phoenix and it was one of the grimiest places ever.
mooseyfate
2012-01-10 06:53:15 PM
ignatius_crumbcake
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dickfreckle: We should get together and have a beer. I'm buying.
One of the best things about Michigan is a great brewery scene.
And hockey. It's this game played by toothless white folks on ice.
One of the best things about the NOLA brewery scene is that it's nowhere near Michigan.
/I keed.
FLMountainMan
2012-01-11 03:06:26 PM
great_tigers
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ha ha Detroit is so miserable.
Anyone that judges this state by the media perception of a couple of areas in Detroit can suck it. I really think it is an awesome city. The rest of the state doesn't even compare to Detroit either. The UP, Saugatuck, Sault Sainte Marie, hunting through the whole state, Grand Haven, skiing, sleeping bear dunes, Grand Rapids, Mt. Pleasant, great golfing, snowmobiling, Bad Axe, Microbrews, Traverse City and Alpena. If you don't like it don't come.
This state is no more miserable than any other that I have been to. Just got back from Phoenix and it was one of the grimiest places ever.
And the most segregation of any state in the Union.
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