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(Daily Mail) Misc Katie Holmes topless in new photoshoot which...Sooooo, those of you left....you like gladiator movies?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 101
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Confabulat [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 07:53:54 AM
wow she's really lost it.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 07:56:24 AM
I see a top in each of those pictures.
 
hillary [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 07:57:59 AM
She's gorgeous, but she's got the [*shudder*] sexually transmitted crazy, and she got it from Cruise.
 
FlashHarry [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 07:59:42 AM
this = not topless
the movie "the gift" = topless

not a terrible film, as i recall.
 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 08:01:14 AM
Cameron Diaz got a dye job?
 
Speaker2Animals [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 08:31:19 AM
Arm covering tits ≠ topless
 
Vodka Zombie [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 08:33:30 AM
Speaker2Animals: Arm covering tits ≠ topless

True. But, in Christian America, she's showing enough shoulder to get her tossed in jail or stoned to death.

Hussy!
 
eas81
2012-01-10 08:36:27 AM
i290.photobucket.com
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 08:42:03 AM
She could probably stand to gain a few pounds.

I wouldn't say no, though.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 09:43:47 AM
I already knew before I clicked she wasn't really topless. And she only showed one boobie in The Gift but I can extrapolate.
 
Headso
2012-01-10 09:50:36 AM
Who knew a beard could be so hot.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 10:07:47 AM
She is not even technically topless. She has a top under her arms over her breasts.
 
notmtwain [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 10:08:21 AM
Glad he ate her movies?

/Glad somebody did.
 
eas81
2012-01-10 10:20:24 AM
Shostie: She could probably stand to gain a few pounds.

I wouldn't say no, though.

Agreed:

media.makeadare.com
 
VictoryCabal [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 10:31:05 AM
So is it the goal of fashion photographers to make their subjects look as unattractive as possible? Or is the fact that they always seem to do this merely coincidence?
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 10:40:30 AM
VictoryCabal: So is it the goal of fashion photographers to make their subjects look as unattractive as possible? Or is the fact that they always seem to do this merely coincidence?

It could be that they're gay? Not being a homophobe, I wouldn't know how to shoot a dude.
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 11:05:46 AM
God she has such a beautiful face (though I agree she needs sammich). Sadly at this point even if she did break out of the catatonic trance Cruise and CO$ have over her the crazy would likely never wash off.
 
hillary [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 12:07:43 PM
Headso: Who knew a beard could be so hot.

0.tqn.com
 
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-10 12:17:27 PM
Anybody else think that she she looked a bit like Cameron Diaz?
 
HighZoolander [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 12:23:41 PM
Silly subby, this is a really topless woman (in the background):

Link (new window)
 
Cubs300
2012-01-10 12:31:32 PM
PizzaJedi81: Anybody else think that she she looked a bit like Cameron Diaz?

Yes. I wonder if that's on purpose.
 
Tat'dGreaser [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 12:32:35 PM
FlashHarry: this = not topless
the movie "the gift" = topless

not a terrible film, as i recall.

The only good thing about that movie was her tits. Bouncing. Mmmmm.
 
pute kisses like a man [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 12:32:41 PM
Now I'm just hungry for a sammich. thanks a lot farkers... talking about food around lunchtime
 
Wellon Dowd
2012-01-10 12:33:59 PM
www.diet-weight-lose.comnadinejolie.com
 
serial arseonist
2012-01-10 12:35:12 PM
wtfisthisshiat.jpg
 
B.L.Z. Bub
2012-01-10 12:35:38 PM
Mugato: I already knew before I clicked she wasn't really topless. And she only showed one boobie in The Gift but I can extrapolate.

Say what? (new window) (NSFW)
 
Wellon Dowd
2012-01-10 12:36:00 PM
FlashHarry: this = not topless
the movie "the gift" = topless

mimg.ugo.com
 
TravisBickle62
2012-01-10 12:39:36 PM
The things that I would eat out of her ass ...
 
padraig
2012-01-10 12:41:17 PM
Wellon Dowd: FlashHarry: this = not topless
the movie "the gift" = topless

[mimg.ugo.com image 463x600]

Do you have the original for this picture ?

/really setting this up
 
DrHST
2012-01-10 12:41:32 PM
This thread is doing just fine.
 
safari joe does it again
2012-01-10 12:42:39 PM
FlashHarry: this = not topless
the movie "the gift" = topless

not a terrible film, as i recall.

You know the Holocaust? Was it like the opposite of that?
 
Jake Havechek
2012-01-10 12:44:30 PM
She's still hot but she has some new angles on her face that were not there before.

I'm sure Tom has her taking all sorts of wacky vitamins in massive doses like those Scienos are known to do.
 
hillary [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 12:44:40 PM
TravisBickle62: The things that I would eat out of her ass ...

Like Tom Cruise's jizz?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
Jake Havechek
2012-01-10 12:45:33 PM
safari joe does it again: FlashHarry: this = not topless
the movie "the gift" = topless

not a terrible film, as i recall.

You know the Holocaust? Was it like the opposite of that?

He was right though, that movie makes no damn sense at all but the topless scene is totally worth it.
 
TravisBickle62
2012-01-10 12:45:41 PM
hillary: TravisBickle62: The things that I would eat out of her ass ...

Like Tom Cruise's jizz?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

It's a line from Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
 
VictoryCabal [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 12:46:00 PM
Mugato: It could be that they're gay? Not being a homophobe, I wouldn't know how to shoot a dude.

That could be. In my experience, I find Maxim magazine to be one of the worst offenders in the realm of making hot chicks ugly.
 
Richard Roma
2012-01-10 12:46:27 PM
TravisBickle62: The things that I would eat out of her ass ...

Cruise spooge?
 
B.L.Z. Bub
2012-01-10 12:47:08 PM
padraig: Wellon Dowd: FlashHarry: this = not topless
the movie "the gift" = topless

[mimg.ugo.com image 463x600]

Do you have the original for this picture ?

/really setting this up

Here you go.

media.gamerevolution.com
 
hundreddollarman [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 12:50:53 PM
padraig: Wellon Dowd: FlashHarry: this = not topless
the movie "the gift" = topless

[mimg.ugo.com image 463x600]

Do you have the original for this picture ?

/really setting this up

Here you go.

www.rawstory.com

/Couldn't help it.
//Free Katie!
 
Jake Havechek
2012-01-10 12:51:10 PM
hillary: TravisBickle62: The things that I would eat out of her ass ...

Like Tom Cruise's jizz?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Cruise is gayer than a UFC match, I doubt he's even seen a vagina, Katie got turkey basted.
 
The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 12:52:09 PM
aaaaahhhh it's a zombie.

She looks better in candids.
 
dang sure
2012-01-10 12:57:26 PM
She looked her best in the gift.

Like most women she had a short shelf life.

Marrying a fortune doesn't hide it.

Just this weekend a 20something female was telling me how beautiful sophia loren is right now...this instant.

Well preserved, perhaps fit for her greatgrandmotherhood
 
boyvoyeur
2012-01-10 12:59:55 PM
new campaign for jeweller H. Stern.

BaBa Booey!
 
Detinwolf
2012-01-10 01:03:32 PM
Kill the submitter, this headline is the worst kind of lie.
 
23FPB23
2012-01-10 01:04:19 PM
Headline was mournful.
 
michaelgvh
2012-01-10 01:05:40 PM
Man, she looks strung out in a couple of those.
 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 01:13:22 PM
TravisBickle62: hillary: TravisBickle62: The things that I would eat out of her ass ...

Like Tom Cruise's jizz?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

It's a line from Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle



that don't make it right.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
Alphax
2012-01-10 01:17:16 PM
A bit heavy on the eyeliner, but otherwise she looks fine.
 
Kurmudgeon
2012-01-10 01:34:30 PM
She just needs a good psychiatrist.
 
Gordie_Howe_Hat_Trick
2012-01-10 01:40:45 PM
Subby probably should have saved that joke for a woman that hadn't dropped laundry nearly 12 years ago, when she was younger and cuter.

Way to waste a funny, subby!
 
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