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(People Magazine) Sad Katy Perry backs out of People's Choice Awards. Doesn't beep like Kim Kardashian   (people.com) divider line 42
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Grables'Daughter [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 10:37:50 AM
www.fhm.com

/what Katy Perry backing out may look like
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 10:47:06 AM
It is an understandably difficult time for Katy, and I'm sure she needs help getting though it, so she should be aware that my penis produces its own Xanax.
 
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-10 01:16:13 PM
Grables'Daughter: [www.fhm.com image 440x581]

/what Katy Perry backing out may look like

I'd back out of Katy Perry, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
M0nkeyp0x
2012-01-10 01:16:28 PM
troll.me
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 01:19:41 PM
Sptiffy
 
Mr. Parker
2012-01-10 01:20:25 PM
I'll take two please!
 
Tickman
2012-01-10 01:21:23 PM
Please come back it up.
www.jboitnott.com
 
Tarl3k
2012-01-10 01:22:38 PM
My god, she looks frakking RIDICULOUS with that dyed hair. You were super sexy when you were the woman with the dark hair and the HUGE knockers. Stop trying to be something you aren't, and just be the hot brunette that every guy wanted to bang. Not that your bangability has actually gone down, just that it could be SOOO much higher.
 
LewDux
2012-01-10 01:26:59 PM
Speaking of teen choice awards on Entertainment front page we have Katy Perry, Beyonce, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga
 
FinFangFark
2012-01-10 01:30:24 PM
you can motorboat in reverse?
 
Gosling
2012-01-10 01:36:30 PM
Tarl3k: My god, she looks frakking RIDICULOUS with that dyed hair. You were super sexy when you were the woman with the dark hair and the HUGE knockers.

Katy's a natural blonde. The dark hair WAS the dye job.
 
Wellon Dowd
2012-01-10 01:39:30 PM
LewDux: Speaking of teen choice awards on Entertainment front page we have Katy Perry, Beyonce, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga

I'd kill all of you for the chance to sleep with any of them other than Bieber.
 
bigmattress
2012-01-10 01:42:02 PM
Gosling: Tarl3k: My god, she looks frakking RIDICULOUS with that dyed hair. You were super sexy when you were the woman with the dark hair and the HUGE knockers.

Katy's a natural blonde. The dark hair WAS the dye job.

Link (new window)
 
carnifex2005
2012-01-10 01:44:23 PM
Gosling: Tarl3k: My god, she looks frakking RIDICULOUS with that dyed hair. You were super sexy when you were the woman with the dark hair and the HUGE knockers.

Katy's a natural blonde. The dark hair WAS the dye job.

Directed by M.Night Shyamalan.
 
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-10 01:46:28 PM
Gosling: Tarl3k: My god, she looks frakking RIDICULOUS with that dyed hair. You were super sexy when you were the woman with the dark hair and the HUGE knockers.

Katy's a natural blonde. The dark hair WAS the dye job.

I'd give her a dye job, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-10 01:49:27 PM
Oh, and if the Farker who sponsored me for TF is in here, thanks! I'm gonna make sure I only vote for Bieber and Kardashian headlines!

/Not actually gonna do that.
 
Tarl3k
2012-01-10 01:56:29 PM
bigmattress: Katy's a natural blonde. The dark hair WAS the dye job.

sillywalksinthepines.files.wordpress.com
 
Jim_Callahan
2012-01-10 02:04:03 PM
Wellon Dowd: LewDux: Speaking of teen choice awards on Entertainment front page we have Katy Perry, Beyonce, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga

I'd kill all of you for the chance to sleep with any of them other than Bieber.

I was gonna make fun of you for not excluding Timberlake, but then I was all "eh, yeah, I could see it".

So instead I'm mocking you over Britney. Really, man? That chick was all used up before she was even allowed to vote.
 
PistolPete84 [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 02:08:11 PM
Wellon Dowd: LewDux: Speaking of teen choice awards on Entertainment front page we have Katy Perry, Beyonce, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga

I'd kill all of you for the chance to sleep with any of them other than Bieber.

And who's gonna be on top between you and Justin timberlake?
 
Wellon Dowd
2012-01-10 02:13:15 PM
Jim_Callahan: Wellon Dowd: LewDux: Speaking of teen choice awards on Entertainment front page we have Katy Perry, Beyonce, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga

I'd kill all of you for the chance to sleep with any of them other than Bieber.

I was gonna make fun of you for not excluding Timberlake, but then I was all "eh, yeah, I could see it".

So instead I'm mocking you over Britney. Really, man? That chick was all used up before she was even allowed to vote.

Yeah, she has probably passed her Best If Used By Date, but she usually brings along some Fanta Orange so it's cool.

i.imgur.com
 
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-10 02:16:53 PM
PistolPete84: Wellon Dowd: LewDux: Speaking of teen choice awards on Entertainment front page we have Katy Perry, Beyonce, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga

I'd kill all of you for the chance to sleep with any of them other than Bieber.

And who's gonna be on top between you and Justin timberlake?

I think that we all know it's JT who makes that decision.
 
Wellon Dowd
2012-01-10 02:23:22 PM
PizzaJedi81: PistolPete84: Wellon Dowd: LewDux: Speaking of teen choice awards on Entertainment front page we have Katy Perry, Beyonce, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga

I'd kill all of you for the chance to sleep with any of them other than Bieber.

And who's gonna be on top between you and Justin timberlake?

I think that we all know it's JT who makes that decision.

It's good to be the Timberlake.

www.tvworthwatching.com
 
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-10 02:25:48 PM
Wellon Dowd: PizzaJedi81: PistolPete84: Wellon Dowd: LewDux: Speaking of teen choice awards on Entertainment front page we have Katy Perry, Beyonce, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga

I'd kill all of you for the chance to sleep with any of them other than Bieber.

And who's gonna be on top between you and Justin timberlake?

I think that we all know it's JT who makes that decision.

It's good to be the Timberlake.

[www.tvworthwatching.com image 515x295]

Yes...yes, it is.

i.huffpost.com
 
LewDux
2012-01-10 02:26:34 PM
LewDux: Speaking of teen choice awards on Entertainment front page we have Katy Perry, Beyonce, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga

Well, teens are people too
 
Kar98
2012-01-10 02:36:49 PM
Wellon Dowd: LewDux: Speaking of teen choice awards on Entertainment front page we have Katy Perry, Beyonce, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga

I'd kill all of you for the chance to sleep with any of them other than Bieber.

fark. If it means I get to fark the rest of that list, I'd do the two Justins, too.
 
maq0r
2012-01-10 02:44:18 PM
PizzaJedi81: Wellon Dowd: PizzaJedi81: PistolPete84: Wellon Dowd: LewDux: Speaking of teen choice awards on Entertainment front page we have Katy Perry, Beyonce, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga

I'd kill all of you for the chance to sleep with any of them other than Bieber.

And who's gonna be on top between you and Justin timberlake?

I think that we all know it's JT who makes that decision.

It's good to be the Timberlake.

[www.tvworthwatching.com image 515x295]

Yes...yes, it is.

[i.huffpost.com image 570x799]

Or Mila Kunis.

Look at her hand.
 
socodog
2012-01-10 03:08:32 PM
That dirty little biatch. Have her bathed, drugged, and tied to the bar stool in my tent.
 
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-10 03:10:27 PM
maq0r: Or Mila Kunis.

Look at her hand.

Still rather be him...groper AND gropee.

Damn it...now I have to return to the fapatorim.
 
ihatedumbpeople
2012-01-10 03:16:49 PM
Wellon Dowd: Jim_Callahan: Wellon Dowd: LewDux: Speaking of teen choice awards on Entertainment front page we have Katy Perry, Beyonce, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga

I'd kill all of you for the chance to sleep with any of them other than Bieber.

I was gonna make fun of you for not excluding Timberlake, but then I was all "eh, yeah, I could see it".

So instead I'm mocking you over Britney. Really, man? That chick was all used up before she was even allowed to vote.

Yeah, she has probably passed her Best If Used By Date, but she usually brings along some Fanta Orange so it's cool.

[i.imgur.com image 317x600]

If the woman in that picture is considered "used up", I'll take a used up woman anytime...
 
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-10 03:17:37 PM
ihatedumbpeople: If the woman in that picture is considered "used up", I'll take a used up woman anytime...

I'd use her up, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
ZMugg
2012-01-10 03:22:52 PM
LewDux: LewDux: Speaking of teen choice awards on Entertainment front page we have Katy Perry, Beyonce, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga

Well, teens are people too

No. Just...no.
 
LewDux
2012-01-10 03:25:49 PM
ZMugg: LewDux: LewDux: Speaking of teen choice awards on Entertainment front page we have Katy Perry, Beyonce, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga

Well, teens are people too

No. Just...no.

Sorry but when you will finally grow up you will be one of us
,,,,,,
 
ZMugg
2012-01-10 03:36:15 PM
LewDux: ZMugg: LewDux: LewDux: Speaking of teen choice awards on Entertainment front page we have Katy Perry, Beyonce, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga

Well, teens are people too

No. Just...no.

Sorry but when you will finally grow up you will be one of us
,,,,,,

Awww jeez, do I hafta?
 
blogwiz
2012-01-10 04:10:13 PM
Ok I just can't think about farkin her now that her ugly husband has been up inside of that hole.
 
Spoon over Marin [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 05:34:53 PM
Am I the only one who thinks her face is a hot mess?
 
The Baron
2012-01-10 06:20:32 PM
Wellon Dowd: LewDux: Speaking of teen choice awards on Entertainment front page we have Katy Perry, Beyonce, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga

I'd kill all of you for the chance to sleep with any of them other than Bieber.

But... Would you sleep with bieber if it unlocked all the others? That is your question.
 
spacebar
2012-01-10 07:27:43 PM
Spoon over Marin: Am I the only one who thinks her face is a hot mess?

Not yet, but gimme a minute...
 
croesius
2012-01-10 08:19:48 PM
Every time I see that pic of Brittney and the fanta...all I can think of is she is starting to look like a young courtney love.
 
bphlater
2012-01-10 08:57:29 PM
croesius: Every time I see that pic of Brittney and the fanta...all I can think of is she is starting to look like a young courtney love that I'd stick my tongue so far up her I could tell what brand of gum she was chewing..
 
croesius
2012-01-10 09:19:18 PM
bphlater: croesius: Every time I see that pic of Brittney and the fanta...all I can think of is she is starting to look like a young courtney love that I'd stick my tongue so far up her I could tell what brand of gum she was chewing..

Well, yeah. That too.
 
Turbo Cojones
2012-01-11 10:18:54 PM
LewDux: Speaking of teen choice awards on Entertainment front page we have Katy Perry, Beyonce, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga

Where's a good suicide bomber when you need one?
 
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-12 07:38:08 AM
Turbo Cojones: LewDux: Speaking of teen choice awards on Entertainment front page we have Katy Perry, Beyonce, Rihanna, Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga

Where's a good suicide bomber when you need one?

patrick.ripp.eu

A chance to meet Justin Timberlake? I'd KILL you for that!
 
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