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Wall Street firms considering pay freezes for junior bankers. In an unrelated story, sales of "American Psycho" suddenly spiking
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thomps
2012-01-10 11:27:05 AM
Goldman Sachs Group Inc. (GS) and JPMorgan Chase & Co. (JPM) are being watched by competitors for signs the companies are planning similar moves, said people at four other firms. Cutting pay can be perilous if your rivals don't because it's easier for junior bankers to defect, draining a future generation of talent. Wall Street firms may make the change en masse only if one or more of their biggest rivals act first, the people said.
collusion on wall street? you don't say
eas81
2012-01-10 11:30:04 AM
Cause you know those
Junior
bankers are making so much more then hedgefund managers and the likes.
xanadian
2012-01-10 11:30:40 AM
FTFA:
Younger bankers, who typically comprise about 75 percent of the investment-banking workforce of the biggest Wall Street firms, often start with a $200,000 annual salary and can expect $240,000 or $250,000 in the second year, said two senior bankers.
Holy crap, that's a lot of money for just a paper-pushing job...
thomps
2012-01-10 11:34:35 AM
xanadian
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FTFA: Younger bankers, who typically comprise about 75 percent of the investment-banking workforce of the biggest Wall Street firms, often start with a $200,000 annual salary and can expect $240,000 or $250,000 in the second year, said two senior bankers.
Holy crap, that's a lot of money for just a paper-pushing job...
not defending the salaries, but jr bankers work their asses off.
Debeo Summa Credo
2012-01-10 01:17:19 PM
thomps
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xanadian: FTFA: Younger bankers, who typically comprise about 75 percent of the investment-banking workforce of the biggest Wall Street firms, often start with a $200,000 annual salary and can expect $240,000 or $250,000 in the second year, said two senior bankers.
Holy crap, that's a lot of money for just a paper-pushing job...
not defending the salaries, but jr bankers work their asses off.
They work their asses off and generally their efforts bring more value to the firm than the salaries they receive. Why shouldn't they get paid that much?
wildcardjack
2012-01-10 01:26:19 PM
Subby's right, actually. I can't keep American Psycho in stock.
The Amazon sales rank has improved from over 20k down to about 3500 today.
H31N0US
2012-01-10 01:26:39 PM
Debeo Summa Credo
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thomps: xanadian: FTFA: Younger bankers, who typically comprise about 75 percent of the investment-banking workforce of the biggest Wall Street firms, often start with a $200,000 annual salary and can expect $240,000 or $250,000 in the second year, said two senior bankers.
Holy crap, that's a lot of money for just a paper-pushing job...
not defending the salaries, but jr bankers work their asses off.
They work their asses off and generally their efforts bring more value to the firm than the salaries they receive. Why shouldn't they get paid that much?
Yeah it's a young and single person's game, that. In the office until 3AM working on some nonsense pitch angle that was thrown at you around 4:30 PM, after you sat on your hands since lunch waiting for the senior guys to formulate a strategy. It's a tough process to convince C level people to do something they really shouldn't do, and to borrow money from you in order to do it.
FooDog
2012-01-10 01:31:15 PM
xanadian
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FTFA: Younger bankers, who typically comprise about 75 percent of the investment-banking workforce of the biggest Wall Street firms, often start with a $200,000 annual salary and can expect $240,000 or $250,000 in the second year, said two senior bankers.
Holy crap, that's a lot of money for just a paper-pushing job...
Base comp is typically 100-125k the rest is bonus but for that you spend 80-100 hrs at work in a normal week.
jjorsett
2012-01-10 01:54:04 PM
Debeo Summa Credo
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They work their asses off and generally their efforts bring more value to the firm than the salaries they receive. Why shouldn't they get paid that much?
Because they're
bankers
. You know, monsters who exploit the poor while earning a huge, though undeserved, wage for doing so. They'll be the first ones against the wall come the revolution.
fifthhorseman
2012-01-10 01:59:57 PM
They really have to return some videos.
Lars The Canadian Viking
2012-01-10 02:13:59 PM
Look at that subtle off-white coloring.
The tasteful thickness of it.
Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.
Sergeant Grumbles
2012-01-10 02:15:30 PM
jjorsett
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You know, monsters who exploit the poor while earning a huge, though undeserved, wage for doing so.
It's not their money they're risking, even though they're rewarded like it is. This is the problem most people have with the whole deal. Tweaking the fractional reserve percentages would end the problems in a jiffy.
Debeo Summa Credo
2012-01-10 02:18:14 PM
jjorsett
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Debeo Summa Credo: They work their asses off and generally their efforts bring more value to the firm than the salaries they receive. Why shouldn't they get paid that much?
Because they're bankers. You know, monsters who exploit the poor while earning a huge, though undeserved, wage for doing so. They'll be the first ones against the wall come the revolution.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure they're trembling, ITG.
xanadian
2012-01-10 02:44:06 PM
H31N0US
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Debeo Summa Credo: thomps: xanadian: FTFA: Younger bankers, who typically comprise about 75 percent of the investment-banking workforce of the biggest Wall Street firms, often start with a $200,000 annual salary and can expect $240,000 or $250,000 in the second year, said two senior bankers.
Holy crap, that's a lot of money for just a paper-pushing job...
not defending the salaries, but jr bankers work their asses off.
They work their asses off and generally their efforts bring more value to the firm than the salaries they receive. Why shouldn't they get paid that much?
Yeah it's a young and single person's game, that. In the office until 3AM working on some nonsense pitch angle that was thrown at you around 4:30 PM, after you sat on your hands since lunch waiting for the senior guys to formulate a strategy. It's a tough process to convince C level people to do something they really shouldn't do, and to borrow money from you in order to do it.
Oh, ok, so a "junior banker" is essentially someone who sells securities, etc to other people and organizations? So, a salesman, essentially.
...
Yeah, I can see it being rough work...
/no, I'm serious
madgonad
2012-01-10 03:45:31 PM
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leaving without an extravagant bonus
tricycleracer
2012-01-10 03:51:32 PM
H31N0US
2012-01-10 04:04:04 PM
xanadian
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Oh, ok, so a "junior banker" is essentially someone who sells securities, etc to other people and organizations? So, a salesman, essentially.
No. They're not stock brokers. The senior bankers are salesmen, and they don't sell securities, they sell "industry expertise" and financial services. They underwrite IPOs, finance mergers and in some cases instigate them...etc.
The junior bankers put together the collateral: pitch books, financial models etc. Like what Harold from Harold and Kumar had to do before he could go out for White Castle.
Jacobin
2012-01-10 05:15:27 PM
Somaticasual
2012-01-10 05:43:36 PM
my god... egg white.. and look at that embossing..
HellRaisingHoosier
2012-01-10 08:12:42 PM
Screw 'em. They wouldn't know a hard days work if it slapped 'em in the face. Bet they've never worked till every muscle-fiber in their body is sore .... then go have to muck stalls.
I say freeze the pay of everyone at banks till they get their shiat straightened out.
NotARocketScientist
2012-01-11 01:06:04 AM
Notice that it is the JUNIOR bankers (ie the ones doing the work) getting the pay freeze? The dicks in charge are still getting raises.
Darklemming
2012-01-11 09:34:37 AM
1. IB analysts and associates dont make that much, even with bonuses. High comp plus salary averages out around 125-140K, and that's if your group is number 1 at the firm.
2. Can you make spreadsheets and graphs in Excel and presentations in Powerpoint? Then you can be an investment banker.
3. 80 hours/week would be a gift, 100 hours is definitely closer to the norm.
5. Not every banker becomes a zillionaire. Just like at any other company in any other industry, only the guys at the top are.
6. Not every banker wants to become a corporate raider like Gordon Gekko. So let's all stop pretending they're nothin but amoral, greedy capitalists.
4. The money almost isn't worth it. When you have zero social life or time for relationships, there's no point in the money if you can even have fun with it.
/Was an IB analyst for 2 years.
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