Dad?

20 million? how could that be a bad day?
I could have been purchased for a pack of smokes and a coupon for buy one box of Triskets get one free.

I dunno... I'd be kinda curious to find out who would pay $20 000 000 for me.

Yeah, but 20 million dollars is a pretty big sum. I'd like to think that I was worth 20 million dollars to my dad.

But I was sold for a 6 pack of Miller Lite and a carton of Newports. I wish my dad loved me like this guy's dad loves him.

He's rather smart. Go high, and then offer to take 5 million off and the buyer will be compelled to purchase.

I'll buy.

Top bidder at auction, The Vatican.

Is he old enough to HAVE a Facebook account? Doesn't look it, so moot point really.

scottydoesntknow: I'm more shocked he's selling his son over his daughter. I thought women were already a commodity there. Plus he could keep the burka on her and sell her as a mystery prize.

Guys who pay for children aren't attracted to little girls.

scottydoesntknow: I'm more shocked he's selling his son over his daughter. I thought women were already a commodity there. Plus he could keep the burka on her and sell her as a mystery prize.

What do you get if you buy a boy for that kind of scratch? He better be a helluva heir with a lot of charm, intelligence and/or business savvy.

You buy a girl, you get a wife which you have sexual access to, that produces heirs, and if she's pretty and witty enough, she may be allowed to accompany him outside of the house once in a while.

/I need to shower after that comment
//*shudder*

AverageAmericanGuy: scottydoesntknow: I'm more shocked he's selling his son over his daughter. I thought women were already a commodity there. Plus he could keep the burka on her and sell her as a mystery prize.

Guys who pay for children aren't attracted to little girls.

The going rate for buying kids today is head-spinningly cheap. For $20 mill you're committing to this human for a life time and are making a long term investment.

KatjaMouse: AverageAmericanGuy: scottydoesntknow: I'm more shocked he's selling his son over his daughter. I thought women were already a commodity there. Plus he could keep the burka on her and sell her as a mystery prize.

Guys who pay for children aren't attracted to little girls.

The going rate for buying kids today is head-spinningly cheap. For $20 mill you're committing to this human for a life time and are making a long term investment.

I find it passingly concerning that you know this.

7wolf: KatjaMouse: AverageAmericanGuy: scottydoesntknow: I'm more shocked he's selling his son over his daughter. I thought women were already a commodity there. Plus he could keep the burka on her and sell her as a mystery prize.

Guys who pay for children aren't attracted to little girls.

The going rate for buying kids today is head-spinningly cheap. For $20 mill you're committing to this human for a life time and are making a long term investment.

I find it passingly concerning that you know this.

Stories on human trafficking make for sensational reading. That and I love reading the histories of serial killers.

KatjaMouse: 7wolf: KatjaMouse: AverageAmericanGuy: scottydoesntknow: I'm more shocked he's selling his son over his daughter. I thought women were already a commodity there. Plus he could keep the burka on her and sell her as a mystery prize.

Guys who pay for children aren't attracted to little girls.

The going rate for buying kids today is head-spinningly cheap. For $20 mill you're committing to this human for a life time and are making a long term investment.

I find it passingly concerning that you know this.

Stories on human trafficking make for sensational reading. That and I love reading the histories of serial killers.

You're not good at being reassuring.

Unless his kid can fly and is scared of kryptonite, I think $20M is a little too high.

A willing buyer.

scottydoesntknow: I'm more shocked he's selling his son over his daughter. I thought women were already a commodity there. Plus he could keep the burka on her and sell her as a mystery prize.

That was my exact thought.

scottydoesntknow: I'm more shocked he's selling his son over his daughter. I thought women were already a commodity there. Plus he could keep the burka on her and sell her as a mystery prize.

Maybe if you smoked more datura you could find the answer. Hidden within the reeds.

JPINFV:

awww, beat me by 4 min, but I went for quality

Al Shahry made the decision after first asking whether the authorities could help him financially when his illegal debt-collection business was shut down by a court, he told Qatari news outlet Al Sharq.




OY!! Language!

Oznog: JPINFV:

awww, beat me by 4 min, but I went for quality

I do agree, but I raise you a response:

$20 million is a lot to pay to go to jail. as a pedophile.

And his name is "Mini Me".

If you take the dad and put him in some poorly fitting corporate casual you could totally picture that guy doing IT work, he'd be the one in charge of the company's firewall and mail server.

As others have stated, I'm more surprised he didn't offer the daughter up instead. I mean, this is a Saudi we're talking about after all....

Headso: Top bidder at auction, The Vatican.

I think they prefer white meat.

Father heard to say, "Any bid submitted by Jerry Sandusky will have to be cash in advance."

Doesn't the family get a large dowry when their daughter gets married, and would have to pay one to marry off the son? Or is it the other way around?

Either way, I'd got 10mil, tops. That kid's gonna get stretched out sooner or later and the resale just isn't there for brown kids any more.