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		At a guess, and this really is a stab in the dark, I don't think UK soccer pundit Martin Keown is a popular man (shortlist.com)		26
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TonnageVT

2012-01-10 03:30:12 PM

Payback's a biatch Martin, you classless c*nt.

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rudemix

2012-01-10 03:31:12 PM

I don't like soccer but I have to appreciate the skill when something like this happens. Much as a hockey player can probably put that puck wherever he wants, I'm assuming a soccer player can with a ball too. In that case this was done with purpose and malice aforethought. The way the crowd yelled and chanted, and they way he kept ducking his head like a whack-a-mole game after the shot made this great. I'll be back for the 'Boom!Headshot!' guy.

relaxitsjustme

2012-01-10 03:44:00 PM

mr lawson

2012-01-10 03:44:40 PM

second vid cracked me up.

Cajnik

2012-01-10 03:53:25 PM

mr lawson: second vid cracked me up.

Sometimes I wish Fark allowed a decent size .gif

rudemix

2012-01-10 03:56:59 PM

relaxitsjustme: [images.wikia.com image 100x100]

Thanks!

Treygreen13

2012-01-10 04:01:20 PM

A stab in the dark?

The sound of one hand clapping

2012-01-10 04:09:10 PM

Seems to me like they might just want to stop doing pitch side commentary.

/Hopefully not though cause I got a good laugh from it.

scottydoesntknow

2012-01-10 04:24:00 PM

mr lawson: second vid cracked me up.

Pretty sure she deepthroated that mic

Swiss Colony

2012-01-10 04:43:36 PM

rudemix: Much as a hockey player can probably put that puck wherever he wants, I'm assuming a soccer player can with a ball too.

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"no wonder he's in the Farkin reserves"

Billy Crystal Meth Lab

2012-01-10 04:46:59 PM

TonnageVT: Payback's a biatch Martin, you classless c*nt.

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You say payback's a biatch to Martin, but then you call van Nistelrooy a coont? That's the only explainable scenario here.

Loud_Mouth_Soup

2012-01-10 04:47:44 PM

TonnageVT: Payback's a biatch Martin, you classless c*nt.

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RvN had it coming, the whiny little coont. Glad Keown dished it out to him.

Looks like he could use some pizza, too.

/paging senor Fabregas.

Loud_Mouth_Soup

2012-01-10 04:48:38 PM

Swiss Colony: rudemix: Much as a hockey player can probably put that puck wherever he wants, I'm assuming a soccer player can with a ball too.

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"no wonder he's in the Farkin reserves"

Now, there's a classless coont if there ever was one.

/Gareth isn't the only Bale Harry's going to depend on soon...

rudemix

2012-01-10 06:12:33 PM

Norfolking Chance

2012-01-10 06:15:37 PM

Loud_Mouth_Soup: RvN had it coming, the whiny little coont. Glad Keown dished it out to him.

On Football Focus they talked about RvN and Keon said he was a master of the dark arts that wound up players. You should of seen Keon's face when the other talking head said it was a case of the pot calling the kettle black, it was really funny some one called him on it and he almost went all sweary on them.

/Keon was a dirty f*cker

Purple_Jack

2012-01-10 06:20:58 PM

He was probably aiming for Robbie Savage.

obamartins

2012-01-10 06:43:34 PM

Swiss Colony: rudemix: Much as a hockey player can probably put that puck wherever he wants, I'm assuming a soccer player can with a ball too.

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"no wonder he's in the Farkin reserves"

I immediately thought of this the second I saw the first video. So funny.

/Wish someone would hit him again for telling the press about Demba Ba's release clause. What a jackass.

Make More Hinjews

2012-01-10 08:41:20 PM

He needs a piano desk.

mooseyfate

2012-01-10 08:43:00 PM

Purple_Jack: He was probably aiming for Robbie Savage.

Rumpleforskin

2012-01-10 10:04:17 PM

fake. he didnt fall to the ground and fake an injury.

unchellmatt

2012-01-11 08:36:35 AM

Second video: Let it play 3/4 of the way through, then just keep hitting "5" on your keyboard. I should stop laughing by May at least.

Jamespoon

2012-01-11 02:09:45 PM

Loud_Mouth_Soup: TonnageVT: Payback's a biatch Martin, you classless c*nt.

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RvN had it coming, the whiny little coont. Glad Keown dished it out to him.

He was begging for that all game long, and it wasn't even just Keown, but deservedly the entire Arsenal squad that got in his face. He was being owned by Keown all game long and couldn't handle it, so he used his dramatics to get Viera sent off and then have a penalty awarded to him that he ended up missing. He looked so sick to his stomach afterwards that he couldn't influence the game at all despite all of that. So who's the classless c*nt? If you act a certain way on the pitch, then you should be fair game to everybody. No big surprise United fans can't stomach that 8 years later... god knows their beloved RVN couldn't.

TheKnownUniverse

2012-01-11 02:38:04 PM

admins

whar

Wensdey footbal thred

whar

Cajnik

2012-01-11 04:07:13 PM

TheKnownUniverse: Wensdey footbal thred

I thought the Carling Cup was a joke...

Oh yeah, it's the only chance Liverpool has at any hardware.

/hey look, we just made the thread

TheKnownUniverse

2012-01-11 04:25:03 PM

Cajnik: I thought the Carling Cup was a joke...

Oh yeah, it's the only chance Liverpool has at any hardware.

Nuh-uh, they can still win the FA Cup. In theory. I guess.

There's also my own personal trophy I will be awarding, the FAP Cup.

Rwa2play

2012-01-11 10:26:53 PM

TonnageVT: Payback's a biatch Martin, you classless c*nt.

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U mad?

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