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Rihanna named the biggest selling digital recording artist of all time. Statistics fail include Chris Brown's digits around her throat
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enry
2012-01-10 10:53:37 AM
Holy Christ what happened to music?
/listening to Ummagumma Immersion version
Apos
2012-01-10 10:56:09 AM
She's sexy as hell,but seems to have an itch she can't scratch when performing....
Gunderson
2012-01-10 10:56:50 AM
Did someone accidentally headline the entire?
LewDux
2012-01-10 10:56:59 AM
enry
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Holy Christ what happened to music?
The Beatles?
Wellon Dowd
2012-01-10 10:58:58 AM
Apos
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She's sexy as hell,but seems to have an itch she can't scratch when performing....
MTV made your ass more important than your vocal cords.
deathon2legs
2012-01-10 11:01:28 AM
Really stretching for a headline there.
FinFangFark
2012-01-10 11:03:59 AM
Dat Ass?
dai the flu
2012-01-10 11:04:44 AM
deathon2legs
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Really stretching for a headline there.
...was about to say the same thing
DenisBergkamp
2012-01-10 11:07:54 AM
For a such a worn out joke you would think stubby could work it in better than that.
GavinTheAlmighty
2012-01-10 11:08:25 AM
I heard her perform live at the Grammies last year.
She cannot sing. Autotune is working overtime with her.
NutznGum
2012-01-10 11:08:35 AM
Gunderson
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Did someone accidentally headline the entire?
The whole thing.
revvoice
2012-01-10 11:10:01 AM
I'd still Umber her ella ella ella...
/got nothin
TravisBickle62
2012-01-10 11:10:19 AM
GavinTheAlmighty
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I heard her perform live at the Grammies last year.
She cannot sing. Autotune is working overtime with her.
That's what I figured, I think her music is catchy but when I listen to it I think "That sounds autotuned to hell and back"
snoopaloopa
2012-01-10 11:12:47 AM
This headline is Jay Leno approved
CravenMorehead
2012-01-10 11:18:06 AM
Wow, headline fail.
Tat'dGreaser
2012-01-10 11:27:37 AM
Wellon Dowd
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Apos: She's sexy as hell,but seems to have an itch she can't scratch when performing....
MTV made your ass more important than your vocal cords.
[25.media.tumblr.com image 306x605]
You're complaining why?
NutznGum
2012-01-10 11:36:59 AM
imontheinternet
2012-01-10 11:57:14 AM
Rihanna is an abyssmal singer, and she's nowhere near as attractive as everyone makes her out to be.
/sharp knees
peterthx
2012-01-10 12:11:07 PM
imontheinternet
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Rihanna is an
abyss
mal singer, and she's nowhere near as attractive as everyone makes her out to be.
/sharp knees
Old enough to know better
2012-01-10 12:14:44 PM
Meh. These days I just listen to those Japanese computer generated singers. At least I know going in that their voices are fake.
They're also not likely to turn into coked out attention whores later in their careers.
LewDux
2012-01-10 12:25:03 PM
peterthx
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imontheinternet: Rihanna is an
abyss
mal singer, and she's nowhere near as attractive as everyone makes her out to be.
/sharp knees
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KiplingKat872
2012-01-10 12:29:57 PM
Old enough to know better
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Meh. These days I just listen to those Japanese computer generated singers. At least I know going in that their voices are fake.
[aaroninjapan09.files.wordpress.com image 570x800]
They're also not likely to turn into coked out attention whores later in their careers.
I go to the U.K. for my computer generated bands.
Gorillaz
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Easy Reader
2012-01-10 12:41:26 PM
Always hated the word "digital" as a modifier. "This is my digital art." "I'm a digital filmmaker." It's goofy, and in the photography world it makes me wince when people are selling signed inkjet prints for anything more than about $20 as if there's some scarcity to them.
Old enough to know better
2012-01-10 12:42:20 PM
KiplingKat872
I go to the U.K. for my computer generated bands.
Gorillaz (new window)
Nice. I need to check out more of thier stuff.
Detinwolf
2012-01-10 01:04:32 PM
imontheinternet
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Rihanna is an abyssmal singer, and she's nowhere near as attractive as everyone makes her out to be.
/sharp knees
She looks sort of like an alien.
/dat ass though
Gonad the Ballbarian
2012-01-10 01:12:55 PM
...Best Selling Digital Artist of All Time
loses a bit of impact when "of all time" is roughly 20 years at best...
EbolaNYC
2012-01-10 01:26:50 PM
You know, it's OK if you don't find hot black chicks attractive... More for me.
doctx
2012-01-10 01:30:17 PM
Yet I can't name even one of her songs.
FinFangFark
2012-01-10 01:36:09 PM
EbolaNYC
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You know, it's OK if you don't find hot black chicks attractive... More for me.
Then here you go...
NSFW
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Apos
2012-01-10 03:35:43 PM
doctx
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Yet I can't name even one of her songs.
Her crotch-grabbing onstage antics resonate more with you as well?
Jonathan Hohensee
2012-01-10 05:19:28 PM
Easy Reader
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Always hated the word "digital" as a modifier. "This is my digital art." "I'm a digital filmmaker." It's goofy, and in the photography world it makes me wince when people are selling signed inkjet prints for anything more than about $20 as if there's some scarcity to them.
That's ridiculous, at least in the world of movies. The rules and aesthetics of shooting on film vs. shooting on digital are so drastically different that you need the differentiate the two. There's no way somebody could make a The Godfather on an Alexia and there is no way somebody could shoot The Social Network on 35mm
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