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(Inquisitr)   Rihanna named the biggest selling digital recording artist of all time. Statistics fail include Chris Brown's digits around her throat   (inquisitr.com) divider line 31
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2012-01-10 10:53:37 AM  
Holy Christ what happened to music?

/listening to Ummagumma Immersion version
 
2012-01-10 10:56:09 AM  
She's sexy as hell,but seems to have an itch she can't scratch when performing....
 
2012-01-10 10:56:50 AM  
Did someone accidentally headline the entire?
 
2012-01-10 10:56:59 AM  

enry: Holy Christ what happened to music?



The Beatles?
 
2012-01-10 10:58:58 AM  

Apos: She's sexy as hell,but seems to have an itch she can't scratch when performing....


MTV made your ass more important than your vocal cords.

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2012-01-10 11:01:28 AM  
Really stretching for a headline there.
 
2012-01-10 11:03:59 AM  
Dat Ass?
 
2012-01-10 11:04:44 AM  

deathon2legs: Really stretching for a headline there.


...was about to say the same thing
 
2012-01-10 11:07:54 AM  
For a such a worn out joke you would think stubby could work it in better than that.
 
2012-01-10 11:08:25 AM  
I heard her perform live at the Grammies last year.

She cannot sing. Autotune is working overtime with her.
 
2012-01-10 11:08:35 AM  

Gunderson: Did someone accidentally headline the entire?


The whole thing.
 
2012-01-10 11:10:01 AM  
I'd still Umber her ella ella ella...

/got nothin
 
2012-01-10 11:10:19 AM  

GavinTheAlmighty: I heard her perform live at the Grammies last year.

She cannot sing. Autotune is working overtime with her.


That's what I figured, I think her music is catchy but when I listen to it I think "That sounds autotuned to hell and back"
 
2012-01-10 11:12:47 AM  
This headline is Jay Leno approved
 
2012-01-10 11:18:06 AM  
Wow, headline fail.
 
2012-01-10 11:27:37 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Apos: She's sexy as hell,but seems to have an itch she can't scratch when performing....

MTV made your ass more important than your vocal cords.

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You're complaining why?
 
2012-01-10 11:36:59 AM  
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2012-01-10 11:57:14 AM  
Rihanna is an abyssmal singer, and she's nowhere near as attractive as everyone makes her out to be.

/sharp knees
 
2012-01-10 12:11:07 PM  

imontheinternet: Rihanna is an abyssmal singer, and she's nowhere near as attractive as everyone makes her out to be.

/sharp knees


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2012-01-10 12:14:44 PM  
Meh. These days I just listen to those Japanese computer generated singers. At least I know going in that their voices are fake.

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They're also not likely to turn into coked out attention whores later in their careers.
 
2012-01-10 12:25:03 PM  

peterthx: imontheinternet: Rihanna is an abyssmal singer, and she's nowhere near as attractive as everyone makes her out to be.

/sharp knees

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2012-01-10 12:29:57 PM  

Old enough to know better: Meh. These days I just listen to those Japanese computer generated singers. At least I know going in that their voices are fake.

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They're also not likely to turn into coked out attention whores later in their careers.


I go to the U.K. for my computer generated bands.

Gorillaz (new window)
 
2012-01-10 12:41:26 PM  
Always hated the word "digital" as a modifier. "This is my digital art." "I'm a digital filmmaker." It's goofy, and in the photography world it makes me wince when people are selling signed inkjet prints for anything more than about $20 as if there's some scarcity to them.
 
2012-01-10 12:42:20 PM  
KiplingKat872

I go to the U.K. for my computer generated bands.

Gorillaz (new window)

Nice. I need to check out more of thier stuff.
 
2012-01-10 01:04:32 PM  

imontheinternet: Rihanna is an abyssmal singer, and she's nowhere near as attractive as everyone makes her out to be.

/sharp knees


She looks sort of like an alien.

/dat ass though
 
2012-01-10 01:12:55 PM  
...Best Selling Digital Artist of All Time

loses a bit of impact when "of all time" is roughly 20 years at best...
 
2012-01-10 01:26:50 PM  
You know, it's OK if you don't find hot black chicks attractive... More for me.
 
2012-01-10 01:30:17 PM  
Yet I can't name even one of her songs.
 
2012-01-10 01:36:09 PM  

EbolaNYC: You know, it's OK if you don't find hot black chicks attractive... More for me.


Then here you go...

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2012-01-10 03:35:43 PM  

doctx: Yet I can't name even one of her songs.


Her crotch-grabbing onstage antics resonate more with you as well?
 
2012-01-10 05:19:28 PM  

Easy Reader: Always hated the word "digital" as a modifier. "This is my digital art." "I'm a digital filmmaker." It's goofy, and in the photography world it makes me wince when people are selling signed inkjet prints for anything more than about $20 as if there's some scarcity to them.


That's ridiculous, at least in the world of movies. The rules and aesthetics of shooting on film vs. shooting on digital are so drastically different that you need the differentiate the two. There's no way somebody could make a The Godfather on an Alexia and there is no way somebody could shoot The Social Network on 35mm
 
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