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(Palm Beach Post) Florida 4 guns + 3 men + 2 dead alligators + 1 sugar cane field = Florida tag   (palmbeachpost.com) divider line 15
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xanadian [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 09:07:45 AM
and a partridge in a palm tree.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 09:36:55 AM
I hope Captain Jack is OK.
 
OregonVet [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 09:47:24 AM
The trio was arrested for illegal possession of an American alligator, but charges were later downgraded to trespassing.
 
Because People in power are Stupid [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 10:09:13 AM
We need to open up ranching of those so we can have less of that and more of this:

www.johnallenwoodward.com
 
dittybopper
2012-01-10 11:41:32 AM
OregonVet: The trio was arrested for illegal possession of an American alligator, but charges were later downgraded to trespassing.

I'm betting it was because they had a valid Private Lands Alligator tag, but somehow they ended up on someone else's property. Not all that hard to do in the dark, which is when you hunt gators.
 
jmadisonbiii
2012-01-10 11:43:34 AM
Diogenes: I hope Captain Jack is OK.

He'll get ya high tonight...
 
CheekyMonkey
2012-01-10 11:44:19 AM
I was told there would be no math.
 
Jon iz teh kewl
2012-01-10 12:24:22 PM
0 people in red. Wearing microphones. and talking gibeerrish.

while running from the cops
high on acid
 
gravy chugging cretin.
2012-01-10 01:05:15 PM
Wasn't this the plot for a Carl Hiassen story?
 
KidneyStone [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 01:06:03 PM
dittybopper: OregonVet: The trio was arrested for illegal possession of an American alligator, but charges were later downgraded to trespassing.

I'm betting it was because they had a valid Private Lands Alligator tag, but somehow they ended up on someone else's property. Not all that hard to do in the dark, which is when you hunt gators.

Could also be that the only reason gators are listed as threatened is because a lot of people can't tell the difference between them and an American croc, which is seriously endangered
 
lack of warmth
2012-01-10 01:06:34 PM
A some dead birds, two dead alligators, a stuffed monkey and a snake that only scared one woman. Yep, it's a tuesday.

/kinda slow day
 
dittybopper
2012-01-10 01:53:31 PM
KidneyStone: dittybopper: OregonVet: The trio was arrested for illegal possession of an American alligator, but charges were later downgraded to trespassing.

I'm betting it was because they had a valid Private Lands Alligator tag, but somehow they ended up on someone else's property. Not all that hard to do in the dark, which is when you hunt gators.

Could also be that the only reason gators are listed as threatened is because a lot of people can't tell the difference between them and an American croc, which is seriously endangered

The America Alligator is not listed as threatened, it's a "species of least concern".

That doesn't mean that you can just kill them on a whim, though, there are regulations.
 
8DragonFark
2012-01-10 02:06:59 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: We need to open up ranching of those so we can have less of that and more of this:

[www.johnallenwoodward.com image 527x408]

I see the boots angle has been covered.
/like feet with a good pair of boots
 
myinternetname
2012-01-10 02:37:41 PM
The trio was arrested for illegal possession of an American alligator, but charges were later downgraded to trespassing.


My head exploded.
 
Vitamin Pb [TotalFark]
2012-01-10 03:42:56 PM
gravy chugging cretin.: Wasn't this the plot for a Carl Hiassen story?

Came for a Hiassen reference. Leaving satisfied.
 
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